Anyone have any ideas on how I kill Target or myself?

I ended up working full-time the last two weeks, after getting a petty paycheck the last time on november 29th, and the paycheck this week is only $20 more........WHAT THE FLYING ***********************!?
I know companies don't have an infinite amount of money and the economy is bad, but come on, I work full time and get paid less then when I've worked 20 hours less? What kind of crap is that? I've got nothing from all the hard work I did the last two weeks. Fricken' retail companies and economy and...arghh!!!!

 

Are you not paid hourly?
You make it sound like they just pay you however much they want.

 

no, um, you need to complain.

 

Yeah if you're paid hourly you should REALLY look into that. You might also want to check your pay period, I know mine is delayed a week.

 

That's probably what it is. In my experience, most companies pay for just your first week on your first paycheck and then pay for the full two weeks from the second one and on.

 

You should post more gifs of Hugh Jackman miming tooth brushing.

 

Yeah, I'm trying to find the phone number for accounting right now, because I should have gotten at least $40 more in that paycheck, AT LEAST.

 

Check your paystubs and see what the pay periods are on them. You may have gotten confused over what weeks fall on which paychecks.

 

Knife to the throat is always a good way to kill things

 

Not sure it's possible to kill a corporation like Target. I mean you could organize a massive boycott of it, unlikely, but in any event, I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors in fixing this travesty of an event.

 

Why not just assassinate the CEO and all the shareholders?

 

I enjoy Hugh Jackman jacking off an invisible man.






















That sounded a lot less gay in m-ok no it didn't BUT YOU GET IT.