ANTI HUMOR THREAD (NO HUMOR ALLOWED)

What's green and has wheels?

Grass; I crashed your car

 

A Yugioh player walks out of a store without buying anything.

 

My friend told me he had a show recommendation.
I asked him what it was but all he said was, "Psych."

 

Two guys walk into a bar; they have a few drinks, pay their bill, and leave.

 

Simple plan exists.

 

Y'all wanna hear a joke?

Me, too.

 

Can a Christian like a Kancolle or does it conflict with that clause on idol warship?

 

look at this photograph

Spoiler

it's just a good looking photograph man

 

What did the owl say to the mouse?

Nothing.

He ate it and flew off.

 

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't wear a seat belt.

 

I see you're trying to up the anti here.

 

You know it my nega.

 

I can't believe this is what we've turned into. We're DPing and nothing else.

 

I don't know if this thread is for me because I am a joke.

 

Not a very funny one.

 

Why did Pokemon Go's license get taken away?

B/c it crashed a lot.