An eejit came into work today

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Bought several items that tallied up to £8.99. He gave my £23.90 so he could receive £15 n' a penny in change. I told him he needed to give me another 10p for that. He said no n' that i was wrong. I couldn't care. I entered the amount n' gave him £14.91 change. He went mental, sayin' i couldn't count. I told him he needed to give me £24 but he refused to accept that. Then he yelled some more. He then brought out his calculator n' performed the calculation...he walked out the store with his tail between his legs. xDDD

    I always get the nutjobs! But nothin' beats last week's star.

    A drunken man walks up to the counter n' starts sayin' i'm stunnin', gorgeous etc...somethin' only drunks would say. Then he asks if i'm married. Then talks 'bout Shrek n' how Fiona loved Shrek n' how he is almost identical to Shrek (i admit, he did look like him).
     
  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    ;_; my dad used to call me an eejit.

    but I lol'd.
     
  3. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    I'm sorry, I had just a little too much to drink last week.
     
  4. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    You have such low sef esteem.
     
  5. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Very much so. xD

    N' Misty, you're dad is mean. D:
     
  6. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Of course he would not know the correct price of something if he was a dog.
     
  7. Juicy Chaser

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    You'd be suprised at what they can breed them to do these days.
     
  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    This is not English. :v
     
  9. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I'm not English, you numpty. xD
    FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
     
  10. Nieva Banned

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    Also, the apostrophe should go before AND after the n like 'n', not n'.
    Also, i suggest somebody learns how to use the G key.
     
  11. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    They should cast you for the lead role in Braveheart 2.
     
  12. Nieva Banned

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    You speak the english language. Admittedly, not very well.
     
  13. Kenni-Chan King's Apprentice

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    I never knew the Scots used numpty... I'm part Scottish, why did I not know of this!?!

    It's the Internet, who actually gives a shit?
     
  14. Misty gimme kiss

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    I think Kitty speaks with personality. ;D
     
  15. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I actually gives a shit about correct grammar.
     
  16. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Your suggestion (OHMYGOSH! I USED THE G KEY! O: ) has been noted n' discarded through a Colon Hydrotherapy pipe. It's right where it belongs.


    I'm hopin' so. It's time they had a real Scot play the leadin' role rather than Mel Gibson.

    As do Americans but they can never seem to spell the word colour. xD

    D'awwww, cheers me dear!
     
  17. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Who would want the extra penny along with £15?! O_o
     
  18. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    You'd be surprised at the number of folk that want their penny. >_>;
     
  19. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    If he's not Mike Myers that won't help for anything.