An eejit came into work today

Bought several items that tallied up to £8.99. He gave my £23.90 so he could receive £15 n' a penny in change. I told him he needed to give me another 10p for that. He said no n' that i was wrong. I couldn't care. I entered the amount n' gave him £14.91 change. He went mental, sayin' i couldn't count. I told him he needed to give me £24 but he refused to accept that. Then he yelled some more. He then brought out his calculator n' performed the calculation...he walked out the store with his tail between his legs. xDDD

I always get the nutjobs! But nothin' beats last week's star.

A drunken man walks up to the counter n' starts sayin' i'm stunnin', gorgeous etc...somethin' only drunks would say. Then he asks if i'm married. Then talks 'bout Shrek n' how Fiona loved Shrek n' how he is almost identical to Shrek (i admit, he did look like him).

 

;_; my dad used to call me an eejit.

but I lol'd.

 

I'm sorry, I had just a little too much to drink last week.

 

You have such low sef esteem.

 

Very much so. xD

N' Misty, you're dad is mean. D:

 

Of course he would not know the correct price of something if he was a dog.

 

You'd be suprised at what they can breed them to do these days.

 

This is not English. :v

 

I'm not English, you numpty. xD
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

Also, the apostrophe should go before AND after the n like 'n', not n'.
Also, i suggest somebody learns how to use the G key.

 

They should cast you for the lead role in Braveheart 2.

 

You speak the english language. Admittedly, not very well.

 

I never knew the Scots used numpty... I'm part Scottish, why did I not know of this!?!​

It's the Internet, who actually gives a shit?​

 

I think Kitty speaks with personality. ;D

 

I actually gives a shit about correct grammar.

 

Your suggestion (OHMYGOSH! I USED THE G KEY! O: ) has been noted n' discarded through a Colon Hydrotherapy pipe. It's right where it belongs.

I'm hopin' so. It's time they had a real Scot play the leadin' role rather than Mel Gibson.

As do Americans but they can never seem to spell the word colour. xD

D'awwww, cheers me dear!

 

Who would want the extra penny along with £15?! O_o

 

You'd be surprised at the number of folk that want their penny. >_>;

 

If he's not Mike Myers that won't help for anything.