Amusing fact of the day

[You can in fact steal one shirt at a time from Walmart. Wear it out./]

That is all.

 

Yeah well it's six in the morning and I haven't gone to sleep yet.

 

Oh God how I wish we had Walmarts here.

 

Not just Walmart.
And you can do with most clothing
and even put more clothing underneath.
And then steal more stuff.

 

Apparently putting an aluminum foil inner coating in a bag prevents the alarms from detecting tags and shit.

 

Walmart is like khv. Except brighter. Like heaven. Except with doors.

 

What about heaven's gate?

 

KHV was not made in China nor does it ruin the American economy. Also, KHV is not even a store.

How the hell do you compare the two.

 

because when you leave you feel much better
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ITT: good morals

 

No one even goes in Walmart though.

 

besides most people that go in for a box of cereal and
and leave with a 52 inch TV

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Walmart is hell. KHV is hell. Two spawn points for the Satan man. How the hell did you get China in this?

No hun, that's the Pure Pleasures nextdoor.

They have cult meetings in the morning where they sacrifice the customers there before 6 am.

 

Quoted for truth and seen it happen, although I've never done it myself.
Only losers shoplift.

 

Fixed.............
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Do you work at Walmart by any chance?

 

People that work at WalMart cant afford Computers
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Yeah d00d i got good deal on my x-box

99% of Walmart's products are made in China. Also, how is a Kingdom Hearts fan site and a store spawn points for Satan? Lol seriously, you aren't making any sense here.

 

I have sworn on my ancestors, whoever the hell they might be, that I will never work at Walmart or McDonalds. I shall not lower myself to that level.

Only cultists work at Walmart.

Does the name say Sense? Is there anything about me that comes with a prewritten order "makes sense or money back guaranteed."

 

Walmart was the busiest place to go back home.
It was where all the kids went to hang out lol
Some even go there to pick up girls...

I used to shoplift!
Once, I even stole a hat by accident, that's how good I was.

But now, I only steal chicken and a coke from walmart when I'm hungry and broke.
All you gotta do is go to the deli, ask for the chicken and if they ask, say you'll pay for it with the rest of your stuff. Get a coke from the fridge and walk around eating and drinking. Then toss the containers.