Amby's thoughts for the day

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Amber, Sep 27, 2009.

  1. Amber PLUR

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    1. My castle is dying.
    2. It sucks when you can't hug the person you care about and your plans to meet with him keep falling through.
    3. What little cleavage I have got sunburnt today and it hurts pretty bad. ._.

    Okay, you may go on with your life of ignoring me now. I just felt like typing that out for my own stress relief. I normally would've posted this in my castle, but... meh.
     
  2. jafar custom title

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    so I'm assuming they're pretty small
     
  3. Amber PLUR

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    I love how the mention of cleavage is the only thing that caught anyone's attention.
     
  4. jafar custom title

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    The second one caught my attention more-so, but pointing out a persons breast size is always fun.
     
  5. Yozora Archer

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    life sucks, get over it.
     
  6. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    The second thing caught my attention too.

    But don't worry, they'll grow ^^
     
  7. P Banned

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    Pics or it didn't- *Shot*


    EDIT: Wait a second. How the heck did your cleavage manage to get sunburnt?
     
  8. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    My friend, you are a perverted freak. ::L:
     
  9. P Banned

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    Well why is it that only her cleavage got sunburnt? If it were all of her body, she wouldn't have explicitly mentioned her cleavage. As such, I can only imagine that to get in such a situation, she would have had to been clothed in such a way that only her cleavage was exposed.

    Alternatively, she could have been stark naked and her cleavage just happens to hurt the most. Either way, I want to know how the heck she ended up in such peculiar situations.
     
  10. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well sometimes only one part of you gets sunburned in spite of how much skin you have showing. Happened to my shoulder a while back. P:

    On a side note, I'm starting to think you may be a genuine pedo. :=D:
     
  11. P Banned

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    That still doesn't explain why she had her cleavage showing in the first place. I demand answers!

    Bah, I'm not nearly as bad as everyone else. When I do it, it's dirty, but when people paint pictures of boobs, it's all fine and dandy. I'm sick of the double standard! :B(:
     
  12. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Tank top? xD

    Ah yes, but do you use a rake? Because that, good sir, is pure class.
     
  13. P Banned

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    A tank top? that still implies a complete lack of a bra, not to mention it has to be a pretty skimpy tank top.

    Also, please enlighten me to what a rake is. I searched it up in the dictionary and all I got was:

    rake 1 |rāk|
    noun
    an implement consisting of a pole with a crossbar toothed like a comb at the end, or with several tines held together by a crosspiece, used esp. for drawing together cut grass or smoothing loose soil or gravel.
    • a wheeled implement used for the same purposes.
    • a similar implement used for other purposes, e.g., by a croupier drawing in money at a gaming table.

    So I can only assume that rake is one of your crazy American words.
     
  14. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *facepalm*

    And it's the first one, dumbass. B:
     
  15. P Banned

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    Well what on earth does a rake have to do with Amber's sunburnt breasts, or your accusation of me being a pedo, or anything?!
     
  16. Kiburedo Traverse Town Homebody

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    So I heard this thread was about Amber's breasts. Continue.
     
  17. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Will do.
     
  18. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    Mention of your breasts will not get me this time, Amby. Not like last time...
     
  19. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    1. What castle?
    2. Indeed it does suck
    3. I guess you mentioned cleavage to attract attention to this post
     
  20. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Oh god the rake. xD
    I think I still have that picture we drew in the KHV chatroom a few months ago. :'D


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