Now,let's begin if you have any questions you may ask. Episode 1 "Hey Sonic....guess what?" said Knuckles. "What's up,Knuckles?" asked Sonic. "It's Eggman he's attacking the city!" said Knuckles. "What....oh god that fatass will never stop." said Sonic. Sonic and Knuckles race to the city and get ready to battle Eggman. "Now,I'll say this again....I need a wedding dress so that way I can marry Chris' sexy mom." said Eggman. "Sir...you can't just break in and expect to take a wedding dress." said the Clerk. "What if i do your mom to get her off your tail?" asked Eggman. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww,that's sick." said the clerk. "Eggman." said Sonic. "Crap...the rodent's here."said Eggman. "What did you say you fat-egged *******ly fatass?" said Sonic. "Sonic...what's with the comebacks,they suck." said Knuckles. "Well...you can never come up with any funny,except the times when you would be blushing when your near Rouge and all you do is stasre at her ti-!" said Sonic. "Shut the hell up...what about Amy?" said Knuckles. "Hey..that hoe is crazy." said Sonic. "My god these guys are dirty." said Eggman. "Eggman...let's fight since I'm angry!' said Sonic. "Fine." said Eggman. Sonic and Eggman began fighting and Sonic destroyed his robot. "Wow,look at you now...you suck egghead." said Sonic. "That's it you little blue *******...I'll blow you away with this....!" said Eggman. Eggman then began charging a blue energy blast from his robot's laser cannon and then said... "KAAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" said Eggman. "WHAT THE FU**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Sonic and Knuckles. Sonic dodged it but Knuckles didn't. "Knuckles...Noooooooooooo!!! You son of a bit**!" said Sonic. "Ok,Sonic,let's talk about this...I needed a wedding dress." said Eggman. Sonic transfromed into the Werehog. "Wait,you're not suppose to have that form." said Eggman. "The game hasn't come out yet.....ass...you don't even know if we even cure this sh**!" said Sonic. "I must retreat but I'll give you a special halloween present......you must..................................on Halloween Night..........................................................SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT IN THE HALLOWEEN TOWN IN KINGDOM HEARTS II:FINAL MIX WITHOUT CODES!!!!!" screamed Eggman. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR,I HATE THAT WORLD IT'S GAY!!!!!" screamed Sonic. Episode 1 ended. What you think....it's suppose to run at least a short story like a few mintues to read.
Thanks for the comments....here's more. Episode 2 "Hey Sonic. I think that we should attack Riku...I heard he and Vegeta forced Brittney Spears to shave her head...don't you agree Sonic?" said Shadow. "Yeah...but how the hell can we beat Vegeta....Riku should be easy but,Vegeta!" said Sonic. "We can pull it off...let's go." said Shadow. "Now...it's time to shave beyonce's hair off and then that guy who's named Jason Griffth." said Vegeta. "But then, who's gonna voice Sonic?" asked Riku. "Why supersonic14 will voice him,hahahahahahahahahaha!" said Vegeta. "Actually,just let Ryan Drummond do the voicing people actually prefer him over Jason Griffith." said Riku. "Yeah that works too.' said Vegeta. "Hello emo and prince potato-head." said Knuckles. "Well...if it isn't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehog Z Warriors." said Vegeta. "Wait what....does that even make sense?" asked Sonic. "Yes,Yes it does." said Vegeta. "OK let's fight." said Shadow. Everyone started to fight then........ "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!' said Goku. "HIDDEN LOTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Rock Lee. "RASENGAN" said Naruto. "WHAT THE **** IS THAT, OH **** OH ****!" SCREAMED SHADOW AND SONIC. Well....looks like were all in H.F.I.L." said Vegeta. "When did this become Naruto,KH,DBZ related?" said Knuckles. "I don't know but the title supersonic14 gave reads Alternate Reality Sonic The Hedgehog." said Shadow. "But it has my name so mainly it's about the most speediest badass character who can beat Mario into the dirt." said Sonic. "Sonic is gay." said Vegeta. Episode 2 ended. I couldn't stop laughing.
