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  1. Stardust Chaser

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    Try to explain the appeal of American football to me in three words or less.

    Girls, if you like the sport too then go for it. I said 'guys' because I live in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma where all of the guys are obsessed with football.

    GO.
     
  2. Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ King's Apprentice

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    I loathe most forms of sport.
     
  3. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    The testosterone & adrenaline.
     
  4. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    There is only a guy's football team in my school IMO and,I don't really follow it but it's entertaining to turn on the television once and awhile.I've been to a few school games.

    EDIT:I can't count IMO:

    Catching,Running,Throwing
     
  5. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Running, tackling people, and catching/throwing/kicking balls.

    Done.
     
  6. Destined Working for WDW

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    Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.

    [No but seriously, I think three words i'd use are: Environment, Excitement, Tension.]
     
  7. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    ****, ****, and more ****.

    Sorry, I hate Football in our country.
     
  8. SplitOverload Chaser

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    Adreneline, Tackling, Action.

    That's the gist of it.
     
  9. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Butt slaps. That's all that's to it.

    Oh yea and fondling balls.
     
  10. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

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    I like Football, but I don't know what that shit is you play in America. Aussie Football kicks ass x3

    Ball. Tackle. Score.

    ^^Suming it up :'D
     
  11. Luka Deafening silence

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    What's with your use of IMO?
    Doesn't it mean In My Opinion?

    Also no one plays american football here.

    Ball Throw Touchdown
     
  12. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Teaspoon. Attention. Span.
     
  13. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    I haven't read the members' answers but let me just crush them by saying that American football is really only rugby for pansies.
     
  14. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Or is Rugby just American Football for Nutjobs?
     
  15. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Probably, but it's more satisfying to win, more painful to lose and a helluva lot more entertaining to watch.