AHHH I HATE MY TEACHERS... they're evil

I have exams today
Stupid Exams
But What Do My Teachers Do To Motivate U

My Deputy is all like

"These exams are important
very important
in fact it will change how your life will turn out
So try very hard
coz if you dont
you won't get your senior certificate
you wont get a good job
and you'll be serving some hotshot guy with a hotshot job and a hotshot car
and he'll no yur better than you
coz you'll be working at mcdonalds


but no pressure