Aha!

I have formulated a brilliant plan that I will carry out this coming December 25th!

After everyone goes to bed, I will sneak down into the living room and hide behind the sofa until Santa Claus comes. Then, once he manages to fit his rather large girth into the chimney and reach the bottom, I will ask him the following question:

"Santa, will you sign my Death Note?"

And after he dies of a heart attack that I will blame on too many cookies and glasses of milk due to an increase in global population, I shall beat his corpse with a fire poker and call the police to get them to haul it away.

See how smart I am?

 

OMG MY CAT JUST TRIED TO KILL ME!!!! O.O

...my fingers is bleeding...v.v

 

Lol, just because I have 'kitten' in my name, it doesn't mean that I have powers over the minds of cats...

...so don't get any ideas...


>.> <.<

 

LOLZ. I just had a better idea... (that I shall draw into a comic. NOBODY COPY ME!!!)

Kid: President Bush, can you sign this for me?
*hands him the Death Note*

 

*dies laughing*

...again.

 

That was hateful and unpatriotic. *Enflamer vous*

=\

 

I'm sorry! God...

 

Well you should be sorry, I lit you on fire...O.o

 

You are way too buzzed.

 

Agreed, I need to lay off the sucra et cafe.

 

...

... or you can just write down his name in the death note now and get it over with. =\

 

By the way Koneko, if Santa Clause wrote int he dethnote it would have no affect, you would need to relinquish control of the deathnote to him, meaning you would lose your memory and as Santa cluase died, the shinigami that encompenies the master of the death note would take the note and flutter away, leaving you without a meory in front of a dead Santa Caluse and no death note to speak of.

...I like RvR's idea better.



EDIT: LAWLS BUMP

 

You'd make a very violent Santa if you ever applied for the job T_T

 

I am easily amused.

HB approves.

 

Good point...

Why thank you. ^^

 

Please give me a life guard as christmas present now =3

 

Lol, kay, a beach lifeguard or a pool lifeguard?

 

lol...

http://www.vgcats.com/anime/

 

Fack, I meant bodyguard xP..

 

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!1