This is something that my brother and some of his friends whipped up so credit goes to them (which they called A Story That Makes No Sense). And if this needs to be moved, please do so. A Story About Love, Happiness and Pain Section 1 There was once a young boy who was betrayed by his loved ones. He grew up to be a bitter man who detested love and friendship, until one day he went for a nice, little, bitter jog and GOD BLESS! He was struck by Cupid’s arrow when he saw this amazing woman. She wasn’t pretty, beautiful, nor ugly, but the way she smiled and talked just gasped his heart!!! He wanted to be her knight, even if the world decided to go. As time went by, this bitter man kept this sealed up secret wish of love in his bitter heart. He wanted to rid himself of this!! He wanted to believe that love and friendship is nothing but more than the evil doings of the black seas of Hell!!! He was so MENDACIOUS to himself, torturing himself with hard labor trying to rid him of her belle and sweet hershie smile. But one day, something changed this man. He realized what true love was and how friendship is he key to happiness. That all this time, he was nothing but a white squall to himself. That in order for him to feel pain, there will be happiness. And that for all the times he felt pain, his happy times will be even happier. This event that changed his life was when he encountered an evil witch who had put a spell on him to turn him back to being the bitter man that he was, because she hates to see the fact that people are in love even if they are struck by Cupid’s arrow or not. The man went back being his old self, hating and detesting love towards this woman that he met. But this woman tried everything she can to make him come back, knowing that he’d only fallen in love with her because of an arrow. She hopes that one day he’ll love again, and if love was true and unbinding, then the spell of the evil witch shall be broken. Day after day, night after night, she pleaded and cried to the goddess of love to come help her. She wanted her happiness and the love of her life back, there’s nothing more she could ask for. Year after year, she was beginning to lose hope of falling in love again. She grew impatient and unkind and wanted nothing to do with love again. Unfortunately, the day that she had been hoping for had sadly arrived. The spell of the evil witch had worn off after many many years. The man she loved so dearly was the man he used to be once again. However, she hopes that someday, he would return to his normal self, before he became that bitter man. But no matter how hard she tried, he wouldn’t return to normal. So she went to visit an enchant wizard about how to break the spell. He told her that the only was to break the spell was to say his name out loud and tell him that you love him. So she went back up to him and said… "OH HUE, I LOVE YO!!!â€
Well this was good. This should be moved to the Original Section, but here in his section is good too. Hopefully this could continue, I'm wondering what's going to happen next.
Thanks. There's six more parts to this story, so expect more. EDIT: Note: You might want to follow this key for some words in the rest of the sections. Words Kuv (I or Me) Koj (You) Hlub (Love) Ces (Then) Siab (Used as heart in the story) A Story About Love, Happiness, and Pain Section 2 However, the man was the witch himself. Because he was just testing her love for him, he apologized for his doings and told her three words: Kuv sooo sollies!!! He quickly turned around and flipped his hair back. Tears gushed down his eyes because there is a new secret that has occurred. The girl saw tears drooling down his face. “I’ll sing for you, to make you feel better,†she told him. “La…ti…da...†she sang. This made the man cry even more, tears of sadness mixed with tears of joy. He finally knew how much she loved him, but this new secret of his kept him from loving her. He turned to her. She then wiped his salty, old, nasty, gooey, slimy, smelly, green, booger-like tears with her lovely, nice, soft hand(she uses lotion). Next, he grasped her hands and explained to her something. “Yo! Um…kuv have a secret to tell koj!!!*†he began. He explained to her how he was a cheater and that he as the witch who has cast a spell on her to fall in love with him. But that wasn’t the secret that him from loving her. The real secret was that, he was going to die soon, disappear from the face of the earth and never being in her comforting arms and she never being in his old, rippled, devil marked biceps. He told her that he’ll be leaving soon, that he can never be with her. He felt that if he really told her the truth, he’ll be a burden. So he just said to her… “Mee-ah! Kuv leaving in ib ntsis a koj ua koj cov lej, okay?!*†Ces tus txivneeg tawn mus ces tus Mee-ah did her math.* She thought, ib ntxiv ob yog dab tisis?* So Mee-ah couldn’t do her math. So tus txivneej had to come back and rescue her.* He said he will sing and do the math at the same time. “Ib ntxiv ob yog peb! Thiab la ti da!!!*†he sang. Zoo xwb li os!* But sadly, the man is going to die soon because the bitter in his heart grew darker that it’s going to give him a heart attack. Awww, Tu siab rau tus txiv neej xwb os.* *sigh* But there is a way to dissolve the bitterness in his heart. And that is in Mee-ah’s hands. A bottle of BAYER. “Tus hlub!* Here, have some BAYER. According to scientific research, BAYER has been proven to prevent heart attacks and stroke! I was soooooo sad, I was going to commit suicide by eating these drug pills. But since you returned to me, I decided to live on and save these pills for other melancholy times. What may have killed me, might save your precious life. Go on. Take it, while I finish these math problems!†With a rush of desperation, he chucked it down his throat, one after another, pill after pill. Then, his mouth started to glow! Mee-ah gasped in shock, for that light turned into a beautiful FIREFLY!! Both of them watched carefully as the firefly twirled around in circles and finally landed on the man’s nose. Then a little squeak came out of its mouth. The two of them blinked in shock. “Did that thing just come out of my mouth?†the man said. Right before Mee-ah could answer, the little firefly started talking to them. Sentence Translations *Um…kuv have a secret to tell koj! (Um…I have a secret to tell you!) *Kuv leaving in ib ntsis a koj ua koj cov lej, okay?! (I’m leaving in a little bit and you do your math, okay?) *Ces tus txivneej tawn mus ces tus Mee-ah did her math. (Then the man left and then Mee-ah did her math.) *Ib ntxiv ob yog dab tisis? (One plus two is what?) *So tus txivneej had to come back and rescue her. (So the man had to come back and rescue her.) *Ib ntxiv ob yog peb! Thiab la ti da!!! (One plus two is three! And la ti da!) *Zoo xwb li os! (Good like a duck!<---- Rough translation) *Awww, tu siab rau tus txiv neej xwb os. (Awww, a heartbroken man who’s alone like a duck.<---- Rough translation) *Tus hlub! (My love!)
