A poem I made

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  1. Yozora Archer

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    I started on my homework
    but my pen ran out of ink.
    My hamster ate my homework.
    My computer's on the blink.

    I accidently dropped it
    in the soup my mom was cooking.
    My brother flushed it down the
    toilet when I wasn't looking.

    My mother ran my homework
    through the washer and the dryer.
    A plane crashed into our house.
    My homework cought on fire.

    Tornadoes blew my notes away.
    Volcanoes struck our town.
    My homework was taken by
    an evil killer clown.

    Some aliens abducted me.
    I had a shark attack.
    A pirate swiped my homework
    and refused to give it back.

    It took so long to make these up
    I realized, with dread,
    it would just have been easier
    to do the work instead.
     
  2. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    Ahah, that was hillarious xD
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    To my surprise that was actually rather funny.
     
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  5. Nymph of Destiny Chaser

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    Oh, this was so funny. XD You ought to put it in the Creativity Corner. lol Oh, and you know what's funny? My hamsters seriously do chew on my homework...they just like to bite the corners of the paper and make it seems like I tore it. lol​
     
  6. Tootsie coquí

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    Show that poem to your teacher when you leave your homework at home or something.
    xD
     
  7. KingdomHeartsGX Moogle Assistant

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    that was funny and if you did forget homework you would probably turn that in and be exused from it or you could turn it in as "english":lol:
     
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    Haha good job. ^^ It was really funny
     
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    o.o sorry for the bump but that scared me^


    rat is a stealer D:
     
  11. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    Nothing like a good own... Thd smell of it... is intoxicating.
     
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    oohh... i thought it was a pretty good poem... until I found out that u stole it... >_>
     
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    //fillerz//
     
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  15. Yozora Archer

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    And it took you people how long to find out...?
     
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