A News Paper Is On My Roof...o.o

It's true. On the roof under my bedroom window, lies a news paper. The thing is, we don't get our news papers delivered. So...why is it there? O.o;

(Please...keep it clean. And yes...this is a silly game...Got It Memorized?)

 

Because I aimed for the window but hit the roof

 

Because someone sneaked up onto your roof in the night and glued it there

 

It's your official free copy, shipped by a private jet stolen from the president of the United States to a random shack in the middle of nowhere, driven off in a truck advertising Red Bull Energy Drink, and flown via a remote control helicopter onto your roof.

You should feel special. Moments like these are rare. BE CAREFUL, THOUGH...

Some of them explode on contact with human flesh!!

 

Heh. A newspaper on your roof eh? o_0 Was it by your room?

 

Someone probley tried to break into your room, so they threw a newspaper at it and missed.

 

Oh sorry, that was me. See, I was walking to school this morning, when the paper boy threw the newspaper and it hit my face. Hard. Damn Paperboy.
Anyway, I got so mad at him, I threw it as hard as I could in his direction. Which is pretty hard. I missed(of course!) and it landed on your roof.

 

Somebody flushed it down the toilet of a cheapo airplane?
Are u sure its a newspaper? U sure it isn't bird waste?

 

I placed it there for reasons most sinister.

 

O.o; Will it blow up???

 

Who knows. It may sprout into a merry-go-round and provide fun for 2 minutes and 36 seconds, and then without any warning explode...or provide more fun. Or maybe, just maybe....now let me finish this sentence. Just maybe, Samuel L Jackson will pop out and talk really loudly.

 

O.O; Uhh....your scary. lol.

 

It's actually the script for KHX..........
GIVE ME!

 

Well...

I was AIMING for your head, buuuut.... >.>;

 

A news Paper on your roof?!?!
IT'S A SIGN!

DARK FORCES ARE GOING TO OVERRUN YOUR HOUSE!

Expel all dark forces from that news paper! EXPEL I SAY!
BANISH THE DEMONS!

 

No way, White Rook is brilliant. *tosses him a cookie*

luulz. As for my explaination on that newspaper is simple; I answer with another question:

Q: Where do newspapers come from?

A:... the stork brought it.

 

....Bad aim, Foxxie. lol.

O.O! They're comming to take me away....