A man is dating three women

He chose incorrectly then as women should only be judged by the size of their asses.

I'MMA RUN NOW BEFORE PEOPLE ACT LIKE I WAS SERIOUS K THANKS

 

A girl's status is measured by her denier.

 

I feel stupid that I googled that and still don't understand what it is..........

And because I feel like I need to post another gif

 

1 denier = 1 gram per 9 000 meters

 

I originally read this as "women should only be judged by the size of their assets". Investor waifu grasps victory.