A long long time ago

in a galaxy far away,
naboo was under an attack.

 

OMG nooo
what can we do to save it

 

Eat a Snickers bar.

 

Then what happened, Aunt Tahiri?​

 

And I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn could... talk the federation in

To maybe cutting them a little slack.

 

I hit dat.

 

You're doing it wrong.

 

But their response, it didn't thrill us.
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that gas, then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.

 

The Gungans, they were very mean, so we went to Theed to see the queen.

We all wound up on Tatooine... That's where... I found... THIS BOY!

 

Who grew up and killed other boys for teh lulz.

 

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"​

 

Did you know that junkyard slave wasn't even old enough to shave?
But he could use the force they say.
Do you see him hitting on the Queen though he's just nine and she's 14...
ya he's probably gonna merry her soooome day

 

Well I know he built C3PO and I heard how fast his pod could goooo
and we were broke its truuuuueeee
so we made a wage or twoo ooooooo

 

he was a prebubesent flying ace, and the minute jabba started off that race
well i knew who would win this race, it was this boy.

 

If we had Crimson, Destined, and I in this thread at the same time, this would be the most epic Star Wars thread yet.

 

don't mind me, just breaking a combo.

 

You dick.

 

You must send a little boy in this in order to save all of Naboo:

 

Fix'd4error.

 

I entered this thread expecting Don McLean. This, however, is an acceptable alternative.