A KHV Valentine's Day Story

It was bound to happen xD

There's no Christmas Murder chapter this week...due to stupid reasons...So I wrote this!


So, this is the incredibly epic...well not epic per say, story. Anyone who knows my stories knows how this story is gonna be like <_> About 30 people are in the story ;D
Main Character is Rosey. Now remember this is just a story, meant for fun.

Now Enjoy:

(Btw, when a character has his or her line in italic, that means they're thinking it)


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A KH-Vids Valentine's Day Story.


Chapter 1…And the only chapter of the story.



Rosey was the loneliest girl in her school, she didn't have any many friends. She never got any mail, any text messages from her classmates; they didn't even make fun of her like the regular losers of her school. Hardly anyone even knew she existed. Her only friends were some whiny geeks on the internet, and Sammy. She never really loved someone…Until one day, on Valentine's Day of the year 2008.

Rosey and Sammy were both coming back from their history class with RvR. They had a lunch break next, they went to their lockers to dispose of their books.

Sammy: Wow that was sure an interesting lesson with RvR.

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RvR: So! With the help of Naruto, and the roller skates he got from god, Jesus defeated the Roman Empire and became king of the world! He created the internet a few days later.

TCO: Uhm sir, I don't think that's what actually happ---

RvR slammed his hand on TCO's table.

RvR: Don't question History! I mean this was written on wikipedia pete's sake! Anyway, now we'll learn how Napoleon conquered Europe.
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Rosey: Yeah, who knew Napoleon had alien weapons!

Sammy: I can't wait for next week's lesson on how Hitler conquered the world with his Death Note.

Rosey: It's much better than iPraise's religious classes.

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iPraise: So, God created the world in 6 days, 23 hours and 52 minutes. NOT 7 days like most religious noobs say. Adam and Eve were the first people to sin, and not because of that apple crap, they were sinners because Adam looked at pornographic pictures that were hidden behind the apple tree! Also, there were 15 commandments. Moses broke the 3rd tablet which held the other 5 commandments.

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Rosey: Look there's our lockers, past that hallway!

Sammy Wait! Stop!

Sammy looked around.

Sammy: I think we're ok…

Rosey: You mean from that Mexican bully?

Tootsie: I'm not ****ing Mexican! I'm from Puerto Rico!

Rosey: Please don't hurt us Tootsie oh great Mexican goddess!

Tootsie: **** you! And why would I hurt you?

Sammy: Because you've been doing it for the last 5 years?

Tootsie: What's your point?

Sammy: …

Tootsie: Anyway, I don't have the time. It's valentine's day!

Rosey: Since when did you care about valentine's day?

Tootsie: Since I got a card from VirGin. I love that guy!

Sammy: Just yesterday you said you hated him…

-----Yesterday----

VGN: Heya Toots!

Tootsie: I hate you VGN.

----Present Time----

Tootsie: Things change! Anyway, seen him lately?

Sammy: I think he's in the chemistry lab..

Tootsie: Oh! I'm coming for you my love!

Tootsie ran off

Rosey: Bah, I hate Valentine's Day.

They headed to their lockers.

Sammy: Aww, why?

Rosey: I never get any cards! I hate it so damn much. Every Valentine's Day I stay home while everyone I know goes out on a date.

Sammy: Valentine's Day isn't so bad…

Rosey: That's easy for you to say!

Sammy: Oh? Why's that?

Rosey: This is why.

When Rosey opened Sammy locker, several dozens of cards fell on the ground

Rosey: You're like the most popular girl in school! Everyone wants to be your valentine!

Sammy: I'm sure that's not true.

Rosey: ORLY?!

She grabbed the school's newspaper and showed her the front page.

Sammy, most popular girl in school! Who doesn't want to be her sweet valentine?

Sammy: Pff, they're just exaggerating.

Rosey: I'm sorry, but did you not see the dozens of cards that fell on the floor?

Sammy: Bah…

Rosey opened her locker next, and saw a card fall on the floor.

Sammy: HAH! You also have admirers!

Rosey: Wow…That's actually unexpected.

Sammy: HAHA! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you!!!..........

Rosey: Okay okay jeez! She picked up the card and examined it. Wow, this is hand made.

While Sammy was still dancing around, Rosey opened the card and read it.

"Oh my love, I yearn for the period that we're together again.
Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top,
It seems for this moment time will stop,
The earth slows and sounds wane,
A frozen moment without stain.

Your body close to mine,
Our hearts beat in time,
With a smile of simple pleasure,
This moment should last forever.

Love, your secret admirer~"

Rosey: Wow…I have a secret admirer! I-I don't believe this! Someone actually loves me! Wait till the guys on KHI hear this!

Sammy: I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you!!!

Rosey: Do you ever shut up?

Sammy: Sorry, so who's the unlucky idiot?

Rosey: Hmm? What? I didn't catch that.

Sammy: I said who's the awesome guy that wrote this?

Rosey: Uhm, it doesn't say.

The school bell suddenly rung.

Rosey: Oh it's time for lunch. Let's go Sammy.

Sammy: Hold on a second.

Sammy was checking her Valentine cards.

Sammy: Rejected, rejected, rejected…Oh! Nah rejected…

Rosey: You can do that while we go to the cafeteria!

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Love was in the air and everybody was in the Valentine's Day mood.

Vivi: Get the **** away from me!

Jordie: C'mon Vivi! Pick me!

Madi: Forget about her! Pick me!

JellyBeing: Oooh Vivi! WE LOVE YOU!!!

Vivi was running around being chased by almost every desperate girl in the school.

Vivi: I don't want a valentine!

Cupcake: Denial is the best way to show love!

Vivi: That's imitation!

Madi: Omgosh you're so smart!

Goimez: At least Vivi's having a good time..

Misty: Screw Valentine, it's just another conspiracy by the government to win money and to hide the world war that's gonna happen soon!

ChocoKitten: …How is the government hiding that with Valentine's Day?

Misty: Isn't it obvious?!

ChocoKitten: …

Misty: Bah, all you guys are pawns in their games! I'm gonna listen to MCR now on my iPod because they're my fav band <333

Rosey: Ok we're finally here.

Sammy: …Rejected, rejected….Mega rejected.

Rosey: Would you leave those alone already!

Sammy: Bah, fine. She said as she threw all her cards in the garbage.

Kitty: Hey Rosey! I heard you got a Valentine's Day card.

Kitty and her Sistahs were standing behind Rosey.

Rosey: Uhm yeah I did.

Kitty: Now what kind of idiot would want you as a valentine. Hahahahahaha!

Kitty turned around to her group.

Kitty: LAUGH WITH ME!

Sistahs: Hahahahahahaha!

Kitty: THAT'S ENOUGH!

Sammy: Oh…hello there Kitty

Kitty group was only formed of her, Mish, SA and Lithium. Sammy left the group a few days ago due to one brutal reasons.

----A few days ago----

Sammy: Kitty! Did you drink my Fanta Soda can?!

Kitty: Yeah I did.

Sammy: **** you I hate you I'm leaving the Sistahs!

----Back to present----


Kitty: Hmph. Sammy.

There was an akward silence for a moment there.

Kitty: Anyway, we must be going now.

Kitty snapped her fingers.

Kitty: Let's move out Sitahs!

Rosey: Sammy, go find a seat, I'll get our food.

Rosey went over to the buffet to get some food.

CtR: Hi there! Can I help you?

Rosey: Oh hey miss CtR. I just want 2 plates of hamburgers and some fries.

CtR: Do you want Cookies too?

Rosey: Nah it's ok.

CtR: I insist, take my cookies!

Rosey: No please I really don—

CtR grabbed Rosey by the shirt.

CtR: I said take the goddamn cookies!!!

Rosey: O-ok ok!

She took the plates and an extra of plate cookies

CtR: Have a good day now! Next.

Cocohints: Hey there, I want a few tacos. But please no cookies this time.

CtR: What did you say?!

Rosey went over to Sammy with the food, but saw her sitting in a full table.

Rosey: Sammy! What the hell I told you to get us a table!

Sammy: No what you actually said 2 minutes and 24 seconds ago is "Go find a seat", you never specified if you also wanted a seat.

Rosey: Oh for the love of….

Sammy: So did you bring me the food?

Rosey: Yeah but CtR also made me bring cookies..

Sammy: Goddamnit I hate cookies! Why does she always do this!

Rosey: Yeah I know…Hey you know; you should go tell her that! Tell her that cookies aren't that good and that she and her cookies should go to hell!

Sammy: You know what?! I will!

Sammy got up and marched towards CtR

Rosey: And see you at the school nurse soon

Rosey sat where Sammy was sitting.

Rosey: Hey guys!

GX: I'm sorry but did you hear something Orange?

Orange: No I didn't. Must've been those cookies we ate earlier.

Rosey: Oh come on! Hey I got a valentine's card today!

Sora 13: Wait, you got a Valentine's card?!

Rosey: Yeah! He must be one special guy!

Sora 13: Yeah very special…Probably just got out of brain surgery.

GX: Oh that reminds me, Orange do you want to be my valentine?

Orange: Me, oh I don't know it's all so sudden and—

GX: HA! GOTCHA! LIKE I'D EVER DATE YOU! Hahahaha, that was great.

Orange: Hahaha, you're a crackup GX.

GX: Yeah I know..but seriously want to be my valentine?

Orange: Uhm..Anyway who's the guy that wrote you that valentine Rose?

Rosey: Actually I have no idea..It's a 'secret admirer'



The school bell suddenly rang again.

Orange: oh! Time for class!

Rosey: ah ****, I go to go wash my hands first.

Rosey went to the girl's bathroom and saw vivi and a couple of girls there.

Vivi: So this is the girl's bathroom eh?

Madi: What did you think it was like?

Vivi: Well….

*fantasy flashback*

Girl 1: Ooh! Let's powder our face!

Girl 2: Or we could have lesbian sex.

Girl 1: That was implied.

Girl 2: Well I'm not psychic.

Girl 1: Oh yeah?! Well just for that I want to have hot wild sex with Vivi!

Girl 2: No I want to have sex with Vivi.

Girl 3: I want to!

Vivi: Girls girls, there's enough Vivi to go aro---


*Back to real life*

JellyBeing slapped Vivi.

JellyBeing: Real women don't act like that!

Cocohints: Yeah instead we have pillow fights in our underwear! Tsk tsk, too bad Vivi. You could've joined us.

Vivi: Wait what?! Nooo I was kidding!

Rosey: Well enough of this randomness.

Rosey washed her hands and quickly went to her English class. There she saw Sammy being surrounded by boys.

Sammy: Well truthfully I haven't picked a Valentine for this year.

Sora 13: Did you have any one in mind?

Sammy: Well I do have one…

TCO: Who?! Tell us oh great and powerful Sammy!

Sammy: You'll just have to see at the end of the day.

Rosey: Oh god not this again…

Sammy: Oh hey Rose.

Rosey: Wait, you're alive! What happened between you and CtR?

Sammy: Hmm? Ah that. Well I just asked her nicely and she said ok.

Rosey: Just like that?

Sammy: Well yeah. Did you find out who your valentine is yet?

Rosey: I didn't have the time.

Sammy: Wait I have an idea. She turned around to her classmates. Hey guys! Did any of you give Rosey a valentine's day card?!

The whole classroom laughed out loud.

Rosey: Gee…Thanks Sammy.

Sora 13: Quick let's sit! Mr.Darkandroid is coming!

After everyone took their seats, Darkandroid, the English teacher (Not English as in from the UK bichnuts, he's a teacher that teaches English) entered the room, he was wearing a monocle.

Darkandroid: Ok class, today we'll learn what Romanticism is. Romanticism is a complex, self-contradictory artistic, literary, and intellectual movement that originated in the second half of the 18th century in Western Europe, and gained strength during the Industrial Revolution. It was partly a revolt against…

While some were trying to understand what DA was saying, most of the class was just day dreaming.

Jordie: Gosh..I hope someone asks me out soon. I don't want to be alone at home again eating Ice Cream while my parents are out having fun.

Darky (playing GBA): C'mon! Yes yes! Take that evil zombie monkeys!

Libregkd: I can't believe my mom found those videos in my computer. I'm so ****ed.

Rosey: Who could my Valentine be…

DA: ….And that's why Japanese women are hot. Ok! It's time for a Pop quiz!

Darkandroid passed around the quiz papers.

Darkandroid: You've got 10 minutes.

Rosey: Ok let's see here…Question 1: "What's Japan's population" …wait what?! Question 2: "What's currently the most watched anime in Japan"…What the hell. Question 3: "Name 100 DBZ Characters". Ok wtf?!

Rosey: Uhm sir! I have a problem with the questions!

Darkandroid: Are you questioning the way I teach?!

Rosey: No no! We just never learned any of this stuff.

Darkandroid: Nobody questions my strategies!

Rosey: B-but sir!

DA: Off to the principal's office!

He took off his monocle and started cleaning it

Rosey: Aw ****!

As Rosey got out of her seat to head to the door, DA dropped his monocle by accident and Rosey stepped on it and broke it.

Darkandroid: NO! My monocle! The source of my brilliant power!

Darkandroid picked up the broken pieces.

Darkandroid: Losing…Brainpower. Regaining drunk attributes.


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As Rosey was heading to the principal's office, she saw Tootsie dragging VGN by the hair.

VGN: I'm telling you that it wasn't for you! It was supposed to be for Sara!

Tootsie: Aww VGN, you don't have to hide your love for me!

VGN: I don't even love you!

Tootsie: Stop VirGin! I'm blushing!

Rosey: I better hurry to the principal's office.

Rosey came across a dark hallway while heading to the principal.

??? : Psssssssst! PSSSSSSSSSSSSST!

Rosey didn't hear a thing.

Mish: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!

Rosey still didn't hear a thing.

Mish threw a brick at Rosey.

Rosey: Oowww!

Mish: Hey you! Come closer!

Rosey: Who me?

Mish: Do you see anyone else in this hallway?! YES YOU! Didn't you hear my "Pssst"?

Rosey: Oh that was you? I thought it was Rat chewing on the wires again in the walls.

Mish: Do you feel lonely and unworthy? Like nobody knows you exist?

Rosey: Why yes! I do!

Mish: Ever felt cold, alone and unloved?

Rosey: Yes yes!

Mish: You need something by your side? Something to keep you warm?

Rosey: Uhm, what are you talking about?

Mish: Something that holds you…something to force you to cry.

Rosey: Wait…Are you saying

Mish: Why yes, yes I am.

Rosey: AAAAH! RAPE!

Rosey ran screaming through the hallways.

Mish: What?! I was just trying to sell you this emotional stuffed bear!

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Arrived in front of the principal's office, Rosey opened the door and entered.

Rosey: Uhm, helly Miss Fox.

Laurence_Fox: Doors are there for a reason, so try to keep them close.

Rosey: Oh yes mam. She closed the door. So anyway, Darkandroid sent me here, and I don't think that's fair.

Laurence_Fox: You are an individual, for the mocking bird flies low, but the eagles soars high.

Rosey: Wow yeah that's an awesome moral value but…

Laurence_Fox: Cheese keeps you awake at night, so be thankful you're not a mouse.

Rosey: Yeah! I shouldn't let people push me around!

Laurence_Fox: Bleach is a good substitute, but fabric softeners rock harder.

Rosey: Ok then I'm going to go see the guidance counselor.

Rosey left the room.

Laurence_Fox: Running naked through a subway is a bad idea.

TCO entered the office.

TCO: Uhm Miss, I need some help…

Laurence_Fox: I sleep better on a Tuesday.

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Rosey went over to the next room, to the Guidance counselor.

JellyBeing: So Mr.? What do you think I should do?

SJ: Who the **** cares.

JellyBeing: So you're saying I should commit suicide?

SJ: Get away from me…

JellyBeing: Thanks SJ! You've been a real help.

Rosey: Uhm, hey SJ. The principal sent me here.

SJ: What? The principal?!

Rosey: Well yeah.

SJ: Rosey, the principal has been missing for 2 years now. What you saw there was just a body shaped cut-out from a cardboard box. And draw on it was her face. We just duck taped a recorder under the table that belonged to Laurence_Fox. She used to record some random moral values. The real LF is off saving the world or something.

Rosey: Hmm…That explains why we never see her around and why she was smiling like a ****** when I was talking to her.

SJ: Bah, I'm in a good mood now. What seems to be the problem?

Rosey: Well it's just that nobody ever treats me with respect and dignity here.

SJ: Don't let others walk all over you!

Rosey: Well they already did yesterday when I tripped and they all ran over me.

SJ: That's not what I meant; you need to fight for your respect!

Rosey: So..you want me to get a gun and shoot whoever makes fun of me?

SJ: No no no bad idea, I already gave that advice to Risk once..let's just say it didn't end well.

Rosey: So what should I do?

SJ: Look, what goes around comes around. Always remember that.

Rosey: Thanks SJ!

She left the room

SJ: Next!

TCO entered the room.

TCO: Hey SJ, the principal sent me here.
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It was the end of the day, and Rosey still hadn't found out who her valentine is.
Everyone was in the hallways, putting their books in their lockers and such.
Rosey headed over to her locker, Sammy was their since their lockers are next to each other.

Sammy: Found out who your valentine is?

Rosey: Bah not yet. And you? Did you pick a Valentine?

Sammy: I did.

Rosey:…And? Who is it!?

Sammy: Ah, well it's someone really dear to me. He's so sweet and loveable. He's hilarious and thoughtful. Everytime I see him my heart melts. While he may be a fool to some, he's an angel to me.

She dragged someone from behind her.

DubaiMario: lul hi!!!

Spike: WTF!? It's DubaiMario?!

Darky: What?!

Libregkd: What?!

Every guy and HigherBeing: What!?

Spike: I..I think I'm gonna go gay.

Sammy started making out with DubaiMario.

Sammy: Oh…Dubai.

Rosey: I think I might puke…

As Rosey turned around, she overheard a conversation between GX and Bunterx.

Bunterx: So did you send her that Valentine's day card?

GX: I did, I just hope she read it and didn't throw it out…

Bunterx: What did you write anyway?

GX: Bah, something like Oh my love, I yearn for the period that we're together again. Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top, It seems for this moment time will stop, The earth slows and sounds wane. A frozen moment without stain….

Bunterx: wow

GX: Yes I found it on the internet.

Rosey: Your body close to mine,
Our hearts beat in time,
With a smile of simple pleasure,
This moment should last forever…

GX: Hey! How did you know that Rosey?!

Rosey: You gave it to me!

GX: Wait what?!

Rosey: Well what you said is a bit cheesy, and you are a bit vulgar sometimes, but sure I'll be your valentine!

GX: Wait you don't understand.

Rosey: And someday we'll get married and buy a house and have 10 kids and…

GX: That card was for Orange!

Rosey: And someday I'll cheat on you with a hot 20 year old and---Wait what?!

GX: Yeah! I have no idea how it got in your hands…

Rosey: It was in my locker!!

GX: Oohh…Well no wonder! Your lockers are so close to each other that I must've mixed 'em up!

Rosey: She's at locker 553…My locker is #045….

GX: Meh, honest mistake.

Rosey: Why didn't you just tell that to Orange?!

GX: I'm better at writing it down then saying it out loud. No hard feelings?

Rosey: **** you! **** everybody! **** ******* Valentine! **** ******************* the guy who created valentine!!

So as everybody went home, everyone had a valentine except Rosey.
They all found a someone to be with that day, even though some pairings were gay. They all had the best times of their lives, while Rosey stayed home all alone drowning her sorrow on ice cream.


Everyone except Rosey died the next day from poisoning from CtR's cookies.

THE END


Moral of the story? Brush your teeth at night.

 

I'm never part of any of the KH fan fictions anymore. My part in KHVR sucked, too. Ugh. I'm so unliked.

 

lol, that was awesome! Poor Rosey, no one loves her! And Sammy/Dubai = perfect match.

Great stuff!

Sammy be a turn-coat to the Sistah's!

 

Dude I hardly even know you xD And I just met you like..2 days ago |< You didn't cross my mind. I'm really sorry man.

 

Oh, no no no. xD I didn't mean it like that. Jeez, I'm bad at getting my mood across on the Internet. I'm not upset. It was a joke.

<3

 

Gah! Wow.... XD

Love the parts concerning Vivi. It's like he's loosened up. :3

And the pillowfight thing MUST be true!!

 

XD

Slapping Vivi and attempting suicide... I'm such a multi-tasker. :,D

Aww poor Rosey... D:

<3

 

That was just so awesome Forsaken XD

But poor Rosey </3

And lol all my valentines, all the good guys around khv you could've paired me with, and I end up 'making out' with Dubai. o: (If I knew I would have lost that bet to Rosey and have to make that thread I'd never do it xD)


And whaaa ;_; I left the sistahs for a soda D:

Anyway, mucho love for you Dearie<3

 

Bah, well okay lol

xD Sorry I couldn't find a better role for you.

That's cause you're amazing! Wooosh!

I'm sorry about that XDD But I had to pair you with someone...uhm, with special capabilities <_<

Not just any Soda! FANTA!!!




thanks for the comments guys XD

 

WAAAAHHHH i was not in there DX lol i dont care it was a good story :D

 

Good job although I feel bad for Rosey...

*wants to rant about never being in anyone's stories, but doesn't because everyone else is doing it so it would be cheesy*​

 

xP Hilarious. Mish's part was so... Mish.

ALTHOUGH:

NKLFHSNBKLD;;

 

I was shocked to actually see myself in the story xD

That was great yet i want to hug Rosey right now

 

That's ok, you'll be in next year's valentine story...xD Kidding kidding. I'm sorry but I wrote this in like 4 hours lol.

Hahahaha, you know when I added the MCR thing, I knew I was gonna expect from you some random keyboard slamming if you read it.

I know It's shocking that I added you o: What was I thinking eh?

 

Haha, that was awesome. XD

Interesting take on me with the monocle and all, with it being the source of my power against alochol. XD

Also loved how sistah's were right *****es. And WTF at the ending.

 

Don't be sorry, it's just for laughs :3 And it would be funny if it happened irl and see all the others faces xD

I know FANTA! <3 (you remembered mine and Fayth's Fanta vs Gatorade battle didn't you ? XD)

<3

 

i think the monacle on you was sexy XD

 

lol

It was nice

Thankies :D

 

HAHAHAHAHA

Like I'd try and save the world. More like 'save' it by enslaving it.

 

Damn it Pickle <3 now everyone knows my plans

;~;


Beautiful story dearie <3 muchos love


p.s Aww poor Roseykins I still love you xD​