A KH-V short long story: Christmas Murder (Part 2)

lol, part 2. This one's a bit longer, but that means more characters. Enjoy 8D

Warning: Some parts of this story might make you want to gag, barf, stab your eyes or/and kill yourself. Parental Guidance is advised.

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Rosey: Oh…it’s just you GX..

Ghettoxenmas: What do you mean just me?! Is that anyway to talk to your boy!? You tha most beautiful G-to-tha-izzirl in tha world. I really really love you wittall mah heart.

Rosey: What the hell? You’re not my boyfriend!....And what In heaven did you say?!

GX: That’s not what my home boys are saying, they’re saying me and you are real close like. Like we is soul mates and all!

Rosey: And what home boys told you that?

GX: ….Tummer

Rosey: I’ll kill that meddling twirp! But not right now…Yo why you all up in ma biznezz anyway??.......Oh god!

Rosey quickly turned around and walked away from GX.

GX: Girl, you trippin’!

Rosey: I know I’m not acting strange and all!

She tripped on a book and fell flat on her face

GX: Well no I actually went you were gonna trip on th---

Rosey: yeah yeah I got that…Ow…How did that book get there anyway…
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Laurence_Fox: Ahhh, there’s nothing better than a good brain teaser every now and then. Let’s see…’Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has $2, totaling $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?’………………………………..……………………………………………OH SCREW YOU YOU STUPID THING!
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The door bell rang.

Ris: Coming!

The door bell rang again

Ris: Coming!!!

And the door bell rang yet again

Ris: I SAID I’M COMING WOULD YOU STOP RINGING THE DAMN DOOR BELL!?!?

Ris opened the door only to find Xaldin pushing the door bell button several times over and over and over again.

Xaldin: Wow this is such an amazing invention! I mean who would have thought that they’d record a voice of a man saying ‘DING DONG’ and play it when you press this button!

Ris: Uhm..Xaldin, that’s no—

Xaldin: Omg! Is that what they call…a ‘door’? ...It’s more amazing than the descriptions in my dad’s stories.

Xaldin pushed Ris aside, examined the door, then just cheerfully ran inside

Ris: ...You’d think he lives in a cave or something.

Shadowjak: …

Ris: Is that you SJ? Merry Christmas!

Shadowjak: Merry Christmas? Ah, isn't it nice, just picture the scene, it's Christmas Eve, you've wrapped all your presents, you've got some time to kill until the festivities start later that night, you decide to take a nice wander around the shops to soak up the atmosphere. And all those god awful songs playing over and over in supermarkets, sentimental rubbish like Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, and You better not shout, you better not cry... sung at the rate of about 1 word per minute.. Oh, and you can't even get into the supermarket in the first place without having to push past some idiot dressed up as Santa Claus, standing next to some stereo that's also belting out nauseating "music" and holding out a bucket into which you're supposed to contribute money for some ill-specified worthy cause. Yeah, Merry Bloody Christmas.

Ris:…Atleast you’ve got your ranting health
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Rat: Man I’m bored…There’s nothing to do around here.

Libre: I brought some movies if you want…We could watch them in the other room

Rat: …What kind of movies?

Libre: The adult kind. *wink wink*

Rat: Oh those are my favorite kind!
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Mish: So anyway like I said I was having a foursome…

HB: Wasn’t it kinda crowded?

Mish: Well it kinda was. Some of us were sweating and all, and my BF was kinda pushing a little hard.

HB: …That’s so hot.

Mish: And we had trouble putting our hands and legs in the right places, we didn’t want to ruin the mood.

HB: Well yeah that’s understandable.

Mish: But wow, it came to a point where nobody could move! We were just so tired from doing it for so long.

HB: wow…

Mish: And that’s the night I played Twister with 3 other people!

HB: You’re hot

Mish: What?

HB: Oh nothing….

Darkandroid: Has anyone seen Lisbeth?!? I can’t find her!

Cocohints: Why hello there Spitfire. Long time no see.

Spitfire: Wow just look it that body! And that chest! You’re one to behold you are. I’ve never seen someone as hot as you.

Cocohints: Aww well thank you Spity. Well I have a confession I lo---

Spitfire: What?? Noooo, I’m talking about myself. I’m so hot!

Rosey: Well wow, looks like everybody’s here…I think.

Rosey suddenly heard noise coming from the fireplace. Then saw some sand drop on the fire and putting it out. After that a huge figure dropped down on the burned wood in the fireplace, and spread dust in front of Rosey. Could this be the famous Santa? Well either that or a dumb burglar.

Rosey: Who…who are you?

???: Ho ho ho!

Soku: I’m scared! Someone hold me. He was about to reach for CtR when he was suddenly hugged by Roxma.

Soku:…Should’ve seen that coming…

???: *cough cough* stupid dust.

Moodkip: Whatever it is my pokemon will stop it! Pikachu, go! Said Moodkip as he threw a pebble at the mysterious person.

???: Ow!

Rosey: Wait…You’re TCO!

TCO: *coughs* Sorry about that guys, hope I didn’t scare anyone…

Tummer: I wet my pants....

Darky looked at Tummer’s pants and then looked at his.

Darky: Yeah…You wet my pants too man…

Rosey: Why the hell didn’t you use the front door you idiot!?

Mysterious Voice: Still lovely as ever aren’t we Rose?

Rosey’s recognized that voice. It was none other than her boyfriend, the person she’s been anticipating to see for about 7 hours now. She turned around and without even looking at his face she gave him a romantic hug, holding him tight and putting her head on his chest.

Rosey: Oh..You have no idea how much I missed you. I love you.

Mysterious Person: You have no idea how much I missed you.. I love the way you say, "I Love You”…

Rosey: I just love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you’re with me right now…I was so lonely. Why are you late…

Mysterious Person: Well I was sending you a surprise through TCO. But he seems to have messed it up.

Rosey: Oh, it’s just amazing having you here with me, I didn’t need any surprises. I love you so much VGN….My love for you burns with the intensity of a 1000 suns.

VGN: Love is such the greatest feeling ever, if only this could last forever.

Rosey: If only… I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice and the way that we touch. I love your warm smile and your kind, thoughtful way, the joy that you bring to my life every day. I love you today as I have from the start, and I'll love you forever. With all of my heart.

VGN: When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you...you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

Rosey: Oh..VirGin…I..I—

VGN: Sshhh..No more.

Arc: Thank you!

VGN: I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you, I began to see, that love is real, and exists in me.

Spitfire: Oh god…

VGN looked at Rosey with his sparkly brown eyes, and then just kissed her on the lips, and the kiss lasted pretty long. While everybody else in the room was just watching them.

Hissora: I think I’m gonna barf…

Cocohints: Aww..I think it’s romantic.

Hissora: No really I think I’m gonna barf…Gotta find the bathroom!

nRa: Oh Lithium, remember when we used to kiss like that?

Everyone that was looking at Rosey and VGN turned their attention to nRa and lithium while gasping in shock.

Lithium: Yeah..Betsy and Nathalie were both great kissers. What ever happened to them?

nRa: I heard Nathalie died….

Lithium: Oh how sad…

Arc: Ok false alarm people, turn your attention to the lovers here now.

Rosey: I've made a vow, to no one but you. I pledge my love to forever be true. I'll take care of you and treat you right. I'll lay beside you all through the night.

VGN: For you I would climb the highest mountain peak. Swim the deepest ocean your love I do seek. For you I would cross the rivers most wide. Walk the hottest desert sand to have you by my side. For you are the one who makes me whole, you've captured my heart and touched my soul. For you are the one. For you I’d cr----

TCO: Hi guys!...Having fun??

Rosey: Uhm…

TCO: Oh Rosey, a secret admirer sent you these flowers by the way! *wink wink*

TCO handed the bouquet of worn down flowers and an empty box of chocolate.

VGN: Yeah….God job TCO.

TCO: Anytime!

Rosey: Well that killed the mood…Ok everyone, time for dinner! EVERYONE SIT NOW! I WORKED TOO HARD TO MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS DINNER A SUCCESS AND NOBODY’S GONNA RUIN IT FOR ME!

Everyone quickly ran to the table and sat down, there was enough room for everybody.

VGN: *sniff* I love that woman.

In front of everyone was a box with some pizza in it.

Rosey: Pizzas?!!? Mish I told you to return those pizzas!

Mish: No I specifically remember you telling me to buy the pizzas, and trick the pizza delivery person into thinking we’re having a party here, also shutting the door on her, then you said I looked hot.

Rosey rubbed her forehead, thought a little, then said.

Rosey: …May I just ask..How did you get all that from me just saying “NO I DIDN’T! SEND IT BACK!”…Wait! Don’t answer that! I don’t even care anymore! Someone get the turkey in here!

Madiyasha: It’s coming just hold on a second!

Rufus: Need help with that Madi?

Madiyasha: I can do it myself thank you!

Madi placed the turkey on the table. Splitoverload examined the turkey then said

Split: That turkey is so not perfect! It’s overcooked! And you didn’t even add some sauce! Ok, the trick is you should’ve gently separated the skin from the breast, but you shouldn’t actually remove it. You just want to be able to get your hand between the skin the breast meat. Your goal is to rub that melted butter on to the turkey breast between the breast skin and the meat. You might want to use a rubber glove. Don't butter the outside of the skin. Then add Lightly Salt and Pepper all over the skin on the outside. This will help make the skin crisp! You should’ve left it in the over for a couple of more minutes at 300°F. then reduced it to 150°F and leave if for couple of more minutes. Furthermore, this turkey is too big! It should’ve been like 11lbs.

Darky: That was the weirdest CnC ever….

Rosey: Wait, some people are missing. Who’s not here?

Tootsie: Well, there’s our host Forsaken who hasn’t shown his face yet.

Trigger: Where is he? We haven’t seen him all night!

Tootsie: Well I tried looking for him, but this mansion is just too flippin’ big! So I said who cares!

Rosey: Meh good point, he’d just ruin the dinner.

Tootsie: Rat and libregkd are off doing..whatever they’re doing, Fayth is still crying somewhere, Jordie is somewhere, Orange disappeared, and for Sammy, I really don’t give a damn.

Trigger: Wow…you’d make a great detective.

Tootsie: I don’t have time for your sassy mouth! Talk to the hand loser!

As vivi was about to open his box of pizza, Risk hit him on the hand with a spatula.

Risk: We say grace before eating! Especially on this day.

ZotT: Uh, when did you start to care about god?

Risk: Huh? I’ve always cared about god! God is love! I just don’t know what my life would be without him. He looks at us from above and takes care of us! Vivi, would you do the honors of saying grace?

Vivi: *mumbles* ****ing Bless us, O Lord, and these ****ing gifts, which we are about to receive from your ****ing bounty. Through Christ, our ****ing Lord… Amen…****!

Risk: No no no! That’s not the way to do it! Let me do it! Benedic Domine, nos et hæc tua dona quæ de tua largitate sumus sumpturi. Per Christum Dominum nostrum……

Everyone:….

Risk: Uhm…Amen?

Everyone: AMEN!

As everyone opened their boxes of pizza, they found out that they were all empty. All but the crusts remained, but nobody likes those anyway.

Rosey: What the hell happened to the pizzas?!

2Foxxie4U: Uhm…

Rosey: Foxxie?

Foxxie: Well….

-----Flashback----
Foxxie: Hey hey! It’s JellyBellyBeing!

JellyBeing: JellyBeing is hungry! JELLY NEEDS TO EAT! FOOD!
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Foxxie: And well…You get it.

Rosey: That’s absurd! Where is she now?!

Foxxie: Probably hibernating in one of the bedrooms.

Rosey: Oh god…Atleast we have the turkey.

SA: About that…

Sora 13: Oh here we go…

SA: Well trigger took a bite out of it and now has food poisoning.

Trigger: Oh god! I feel like I’m gonna throw up my own lungs, gotta find a bathroom!

SA: You know at this rate their won’t be any free bathroom left.

Rosey: So ok..So the owner’s missing, other people are missing, we have no food…Yeah this is one hell of a dinner.

Rufus: Wait! I think we have some pie in the oven!

Rosey:…Great..Well I guess it’s better than nothing.

Rufus ran to the kitchen to get the pie.

Darkandroid: Man..Me and Lisbeth are starving! Isn’t that right dearie?

He paused for a few seconds then continued.

Darkandoid: Yeah the person who prepared this dinner seriously fails. She has to be some total nutcase.

Rosey: …I swear if that duck was real I’d cook him for this dinner.

Soush: I thought he lost the duck

Rosey: Guess he found it again.

Rosey giggled

Soush: What??

Rosey: You’re so short! It’s adorable!

Soush: ………

A sudden explosion came from the kitchen.

Mish: What was that?!

Everyone got out of their chairs and rushed to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, everyone found Rufus dead at the edge of the room, covered in smoke. The oven had exploded while she must have opened it.

Mish: Like I knew she was a terrible cook already..but wow.

Jordie: Wait! She looked in the oven and took out the pie. Yay! The pie’s ok. For some reason pie was the only thing that made Jordie happy

Xaldin: Wow an oven! COOL!

Cocohints: Oh dear…Poor Rufus…Let’s have a moment of Silence for her…….

2.4 seconds later

Darky: Well okay I’m done grieving, let’s call 911 and be done with this.
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After a while, a few people came to check the death. La Sofa and iPraise were the ones who came to examine the scene. A mysterious woman came through the door, smocking a pipe, and inspected the oven.

La Sofa looked closely at the corpse, then stated.

La Sofa: Yup! This person is definitely dead!

Laurence_Fox: Gee what was your first clue genius?

La Sofa: Well she’s not moving and not breathing! Shouldn’t it have been obvious?

Laurence_Fox:…That was rhetorical..

iPraise: Wait! This person can be brought back to life!

Soku: What, really? How? CPR? An operation??

iPraise: No! We must pray that our lord sends her soul back to earth and revive her!

Soku: ….

Risk: I’m starting to like this fellow.

Rosey: Ok there really is no need for any of this. Someone must’ve just left the gas running and an explosion happened when Rufus opened the oven. All an accident.

Mysterious Woman: Accident? *coughs*

She stopped examining the oven and got up.

Vivi: And who’re you supposed to be?

Mysterious Woman: *coughs* Detective Mckechnie’s the name. You can just call me..Detective Mckechnie.

Vivi: Okay…..

Detective Mckechnie: *coughs* You see, this was no simple accident. Our friend here was murdered.

Rosey: What?!

The Chosen one: What!?

CtR: Eh?!

Darky: What?!

Repliku: What?

Soku: What?

Cin: lol wut??

Lithium: What?!

Goimez: What?!

Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

VGN: What?!

Roxma: What?!

La Sofa: I don’t get it…Wait a second! He said as he slammed the table next to him. Are you saying that she was killed?!

Kitty: Yes..Thank you captain obvious…

La Sofa: …Do I get a hat??

Kitty: Aye...Somebody make the kid a hat.

ZotT: Ah! The ancient art of origami! He grabbed a paper and made a hat out of it. Look!! It’s shaped like a swan!

Kitty: Give me that for a second. She took the swan shaped hat and wrote something on it. Here you go.

She had written “This is a hat” on it

La Sofa: …I don’t get it…

Repliku: Well, since you are now dubbed captain obvious, the hat itself is stating the obvious since written on it is “This is a hat”. Clever no?

La Sofa: …I don’t get it.

Repliku: Well..—

This went on for about 10 minutes

Repliku: Get it now?

La Sofa: Ah!...Well not really. Can you explain again?

Mish: Oh would you just shut up couch! Look Detective, how do you know she was murdered?

Kitty: Well *coughs*---

Mish: And would you stop smocking that pipe! It’s obviously making you cough!

Kitty: I just thought it looked cool…Oh well. She threw away the pipe. Anyway, after examining the oven for a while, I found out that gas let loose in the oven, and some wires have been modified. So someone did actually kill Rufus.

Jordie: Wow that’s amazing! How did you even figure that out? You must be one great detective.

Kitty: Yes I know I’m awesome, you just notice these things after years of training…Also I found this note next to the oven saying “HA Ha Ha! I killed Rufus! I let loose some gas in the oven and modified some wires! Hahaha!”

Jordie…

Tootsie: She's been murdered?!? I swear on my life that I will avenge her! Or my name isn't ' Bianca Alberto Emilia Saint-Maria Garbriella Alejandro Isabel Sofia Rosario Ramona'!...The 3rd.

Sora 13: So you’re saying there’s a loose killer in this very mansion?? OMG! That’s it I’m pressing the emergency alarm!

Rosey: No Sora 13 don’t!! Remember what I told you??

-----Flashback-----
Sora 13: Hey Rose, what’s that emergency alarm thing in the kitchen?

Rosey: Don’t touch that button! Don’t even think about it, let alone look at it. It’s for EXTREME emergencies only!
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Sora 13: This IS an extreme emergency!

In front of Sora 13 were 2 cases on the wall. On one was written “Break in case of emergency” and a big red button was inside it, while on the other “Break in case you want to break the other case” with an axe inside. Sora 13 broke the case with the axe in it with his own hand, grabbed the axe and broke the other case with it.

Raito: Ok I don’t get that, why didn’t he just break the 1st case first?

Sora 13 pressed the big red button. For a moment there nothing happened, then metal walls started covering the whole house. Windows and doors were closed shut. The lights turned off for a second, and then turned on again.

Rosey: You idiot! You just put us on total lockdown!!

 

oh lolz i loved my part ^^
that was way awesome dude xD

 

Awesome chapter. XD

LOL @ mish and her party with Twister.

And Rosey n' VGN? AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Keep them comin'!

Yay for me smoking a pipe and stunting my growth.

 

Great job man.

Couch made me laugh. You captured him perfectly.

And I really do fail at math brain teasers. ._.

 

xDD

LOL at JB's part.

"JELLYBEING IS HUNGRY! JELLY NEEDS TO EET!"

xD

And Mish and Foxxie and Tco and libre xDDD

Oh, and split's turkey CnC. xDDD

You win.

Oh, and my part "Orange just disappeared" is the best of all. 8D
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Awesome. XD

I love how you have captured everyone perfectly. The Xaldin and the doorbell part was awesome.

Your milking this Lizbeth thing for all it's worth aren't you. XD

 

This... I laughed. : D

 

lol, thanks guys.

Oh trust me, I'm just getting started with the Lisbeth thing xD

 

oh wtfak, man. xDD Libre's a pornofreak and I'm a closet lesbo?!

>3> feh

 

your part's teh smex 8D

 

LMFAO


Very nice dude I am really loving this xDDDDD​

 

Oh I can't wait. =O

It better be real in the end, or else I will fall into a pit of evil rabes infested ants who love rap.

 

xD that isn't going to want to make him make Lizbeth real, lol he could be Sadistic and want to see you attacked by those ants

=P​

 

Yeah...and my name is Gareth Gobulcoque. <>

 

I am going to nickname you as that on MSN from now on :3​

 

Dude, this was great. My cnc was good too. Even one line gives is worthy enough. Thanks man. Hopin' for more.

 

OMFGBBQ...

I loved my one line. <:3

Lmao~

Is it just me... or does anyone else think I might have killed her to get the pie in my ever lasting quest for food? o:

 

<3

I love this story so damn much... *is excited for more*

 

xDDD
Ah, I love you Forsaken. xDD
Seriously, I thought you were going to make me the failing cook...seeing as I've told you all about my wonderful adventures in the kitchen.
I almost blew up a pie once. It was sad, because the pie was inedible. T_T

Anyway. This is awesome. Keep it up.
Or you die. :3

 

lol darky xDDDDDDDDDDD