A KH-V short long story: A Chritmas murder ( Part 1)

Even though it's not christmas xD I never did have the time to write it in my vacation. So anyway, this is a pretty long story. It was supposed to come out one big short long story, but it looked waaaaaaaaay too long. So I'm doing it in parts. A LOT of people are in this story, and I'd appreciate that they actually read it rather than quick-searching there name like some people *coughMishcough*. And if you're not in this part, don't worry, you'll probably be in the next ones. (But post just in case I forget)


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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
But this aint the story of how some stupid fat guy with a beard filled Christmas stocking with beef jerky. Sorry kids, St. Nick aint real.
Up on a hill was a big mansion that belonged to an arrogant, self-contained, solitary person. People just called him Forsaken. And no this isn't another Christmas Carrol adventure with 3 ghosts appearing. Forsaken actually liked Christmas, but he always spent it alone.
Except for this one Christmas of the year 2007. He invited probably everyone he knew to his wondrous fortress. As all things seemed okay with Mish and Rosey helping Forsaken with the Christmas dinner , not all was gonna happen as planned.

Mish: Where's Forsaken?

Rosey: Up in his room, as arrogant as he is, he's pretty shy.

Mish and Rosey were both sitting in the huge living room of the mansion near the fireplace. Rosey was sitting on an exquisite chair, and Mish was sitting on the sofa, wearing a bikini.

Rosey: What's with the Bikini?

Mish: Well we all gotta stay hot don't we? I'm trying to get a tan.

Rosey:...A tan from a fire?

Mish: Yeah, genius no?

Rosey: I wouldn't call it that...

Mish: Anyway, when will the guests arrive?

Rosey: At 8 o'clock

Mish: 8 o'clock?!?! Gah! It's still 6! We're supposed to wait like this for 2 whole hours?

Rosey: Well it's a pretty big mansion. Let's find something to do!

Mish: Aww, alright. She said with frustration. Hey, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. He's coming isn't he?

Rosey: Who..? Do you mean..

Mish: Yeah him.

Rosey: Of course I invited. He's the most important person in my life. I really do love him. He makes me feel so special. And I haven't seen him in so long...

Mish: It's only been 4 hours...

Rosey: Hey hey! You try being madly in love with a person that awesome. And gosh..I can't wait to see him. Said Rosey as she walked to the window

Rosey: When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore...Aaaaaaaallll by myseeeeeeee....

Rosey was suddenly hit by a book.

Mish: NO SINGING.

Rosey: Ow...Why do you have to be so mean!

Mish: I do my best. She said with a smirk

Rosey: Eh...So what time is it now?

Mish: Uhm...6:01...

Rosey:....

Mish:...

Rosey: So what do you wanna do?

Mish: Whatever you wanna do.

Rosey: I really don't feel like picking, what are we gonna do?

Mish: Well I'm kinda tired, you pick.

Rosey: I'll do whatever you want to do.

Mish: I want....you to pick what we should do.

2 hours later

Rosey: Seriously, I'll do whatever you want to do.

Mish: I insist, I really want.... She was interrupted by the door bell.

Rosey: What the hell?! Now who could that be at this hour!?

She went to the entrance and looked through the peephole in the door.

Rosey: Oh right!

Rosey opened the door, and there appeared several girls: CtR, Madiyasha, Tootsie, Muffin, Jordier, Laurence_Fox, Sammy, Stupid Aquarius(GIIIIIIIIRLZ) and Fayth.

Fayth: I'm not a girl!

Rosey: Uhm..Well firstly, you just came here with 8 girls...

Fayth: I call that hot!

Rosey: I call that gay. Secondly, you're wearing high-heels.

Fayth:...I'm just kinda short for a guy my age. He said in disappointment.

Rosey: So wear timberlands or something!

Fayth: I couldn't find any comfortable ones!

He pushed Rosey aside and ran inside the mansion crying.

Rosey: Ok....Anyway, hey guys! Please enter the mansion one by one and write your names on the piece of paper next to the door.

All 8 girls organized themselves as if they were entering a prison.

Rosey: Hey Madi! Want me to help you with that?

Madiyasha: No! I'm old enough to do it myself! Stop treating me like a child!

Rosey:...Next person...Oh my god hey Jordie!!

Jordier: Cut my Throat, slit my wrists. I hate this world and it hates me. I’m tired of everyone hatein' on me. They won't leave me alone. they wanna be like me
But can't take me out. So I can be all alone. No one care about me. No one worries about me
If they don't give a damn, why should I? Please take me. I hate this world...As it does me...Just shut the hell up and Leave me ALONE!

Rosey: Emooooooooooooooooo, next! Hiya Muffin!

Muffin: Please don't hurt me! I'm really sorry just stop! Stop staring at me like that! I'm really sorry!
Rosey just slowly blinked and then facepalmed.

Laurence_Fox: Wait! Hold that pose! Yes yes that's perfect!

Laurence took out a canvas and started painting Rosey's profile while she's facepalming.

Laurence_Fox: Brilliant! Just perfect! Man I am just pure genius! Another one for the collection.

Rosey:...Ok what just happened?

Sammy(K a i r i) : Make way! Make way for the queen. Hello peasant, what would you ask of your perfect queen?

Rosey: Uhm...Just grab that pen and write your name on that paper.

Sammy: You mean grab that filthy pen and write my own name?? Pish posh! You don't know where that pen has been! No no, I prefer to just go inside without permission like the perfectness I am.
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Mish: Would you all calm down!?

Muffin: Stop it Madi you're scaring me!

Madi: You're not the boss of me!

Jordier: No one complains about me...I'm so lonely in this world.

Laurence_Fox: Wow Mish, you look tanned!

Mish: Well thanks! But I think that's enough. She said as she grabbed her pink robe and wore it

Sammy: Hey you, girl thing! She said as she poked Mish. Announce my presence!

Mish: W-what did you call me?!
---Back to Rosey---
Tootsie: And remember, if you ever boss me around like that again I'll rip off your hair and feed it to you.

StupidAquarius: Hey Rosexy. Forget the nice list babe. I've got you both on my nice and naughty list. SA said as she winked

Rosey: Say what now??

SA: You heard me. I know if you've been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk sister.

Rosey: Uhm..You don't want me! I'm waaay to young for you. Go inside, lots of hot girls in there.

SA: Girl?? I thought you were a dude...

Rosey: Damn french...Well hi there CtR!

CtR: Sssssssssh! Do you hear that???

Rosey: Uhm...No...

CtR: Exactly! The birds...They're planning something!

Rosey: Wha....Birds?....Is that a basket of cookies you're holding there?

CtR:...Maybe. But don't eat them! They're explosive cookies!

Rosey: Why in heaven would you make something like that?!

CtR: I fed them to some of the birds in the park. She said with an evil smile on her face.

Distant explosions can be heard from afar.

Rosey: Quick let's hurry inside!
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Back in the mansion, Mish was chasing Sammy around the room with a knife in her hand.

Sammy: Get away from me you foul beast!

Mish: C'mon Queeny! I have your announcement right here!

Before Rosey could even say anything the door bell rang again. She quickly rushed through to the door and opened it.

Rosey: Oh my god what happened to you guys??

There in the entrance were atleast a dozen guys, most of the wounded and covered in ash, some we unconscious.

Soku: Well dude, we were just walking in the park, kinda hungry, when suddenly we saw cookies just laying there! Amazing no?

Rosey:...Yeah...Amazing...*cough*

Ghettoxenmas: It was straight up wack yo! I was just cranking up my box when I they appeared right in front of me.

Soku: Your box??Dude!?

Ghetto: Yo you's wack! You were there with me! My radio yo! So me and my home boy here pick them up and show it to our bros!

Darkandroid: We were pretty hungry, especially Lisbeth here. And well you know what happened after that.

Rosey:Uh...Who's Lisbeth?

Soku walked closer to Rosey and whispered in her ear

Soku: He thinks he has a dudette duck called Lisbeth following him around...

Rosey: Oh my. Have you tried sending him to a psychiatrist?

Soku: Dude, it's Darkandroid you're talking about here. That's like saying he's sober on a saturday night.

Soushirei: Wtf? That makes no sense you ignorant twat.

Soku: That makes total sense dude!

Soushirei: That makes as much sense as the size of your head. Scientists could just use you if they ever need an eclipse.

Ghetto: Yo those be fightin' words!

Soku: Strong words coming from a 4ft asian.

Rosey: Guys...

Soush: Oh it's on now! C'mon! C'mon!

DA: Guys! You're making Lisbeth angry!!

Soush: What?! Your duck wants a piece of me?!

Rosey: Guys!!! C'mon it's Christmas, stop acting like this!!

Soku: Grr...You came out lucky punk. I'll get you when your girlfriend isn't here.

Darkandroid: Pfff girlfriend...You know she has a boyfriend right?

Soku: Well yeah but..dude...I was just trying to be clever...

Rosey: Is he here?!?!

Rat: Oh god this boredom is killing me! Let's go in already!

The ruffians entered the dwelling, pushing Rosey aside while carrying some of the unconscious members of their group. Rosey wanted to see if her lover was here, but couldn't due to everyone bumping into her ---------------------------

Rosey rushed back inside, and saw even more people then there should’ve been. Everyone was dancing and partying.

Rosey: What the hell?! These people never got in!

Darky: Oh you’re here Rosey! We came through the backdoor.

Roxma: Rrrr, backdoor. I like the sound of that. He said with a grin.

Darky: Dude, you know I’m a guy right…Well I think I am anyway. I can never read my own feelings sometimes. Sometimes I’m so lost…I just always look outside my window…watching this world pass me by…sometimes I feel I might just break down and cry….

Rosey: Why didn’t you just use the front door??

Roxma: Cuz the front door already had something there.

Arc:…Was that supposed to be a pervy joke?

Roxma: What! Of course not!....well now that I think about it...

Jube: Jube is here to pump this party up!

Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Tootsie: Crono! You touch my *** one more time and I’ll make sure it’s the last thing you’ll ever feel!

Crono: Hey it wasn’t my fault! My hands just can’t control themselves when they see a fiiiine looking thing like that.

Goimez: Why must be all fight. As Gandhi one said: ‘If you all live by an eye for an eye, the whole world will be blind, the only way out is forgiveness’

Mustang: What kind of sissy talk is that! If the US thought like that everyone would walk all over us! Did we back down in the battle against the germans? You bet your sweet army boots we didn’t! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

Goimez: I will drop, drop what you said. Forgiveness is the only way. Feel the love baby.

Mustang: Ok that’s it, you’re in a whole world of pain.

Goimez: Pain is but an illusion. Salvation is the only way.

Mustang punched Goimez in the gut.

Goimez:…Pain hurts. He said as he fell to the floor

Shadow: Quick! Use the force Goimez! Send him flying back!

Repliku: The force?? Star Wars?? Star Wars is an epic space opera franchise initially developed by George Lucas during the 1970s and significantly expanded since that time. The first film in the franchise was simply titled Star Wars, but later had the subtitle A New Hope added to distinguish it from its sequels and prequels. Star Wars was released on May 25, 1977 by 20th Century Fox, and became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon, initially spawning two sequels. Twenty-two years after Star Wars was released, Lucas began the release of a second trilogy as a prequel to the original trilogy. The franchise has also spawned other media including novels, television series, video games, comic books, and other merchandise. These supplements to the film trilogies comprise the Star Wars Expanded Universe and have resulted in significant development of…….

Soku:………

Eastercat: …He’s been browsing Wikipedia again hasn’t he…

The door bell suddenly rang…Again.

Rosey: Gah! I don’t have time for this! Could someone get the door for me! I have to look for someone.
Shadow! Stop trying to use the force to open the door!

Mish: Damnit I’ll get it!

Rosey: Oka--….Wait, weren’t you chasing Sammy around?

Mish: Yeah, her royal pain got what she deserved.

Rosey: Oh shi…What did you do?!

Mish: Oh nothing nothing…By the way we’re out of mayonnaise.
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Sammy: I demand you get out of that bathroom now!!

A light whimper could be heard from the inside of the bathroom.

Sammy: Peasant! I really…REALLY need to use the loo!

Fayth: The wha?

Sammy: The loo!! BATHROOM!

Fayth: Why should I! This is a huge mansion! Go find another one!

Sammy: Look, I understand you might be sad. Did your prince leave you or something?

Fayth: Prince?!?! I’m a guy!! He started crying even more than before.
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Mish: Anyway, I’ll go get the door. You do what you have to.

Da Freak: LET’S CRANK THIS PARTY UP!

Rosey: Oh come on…where is he….where is he…Gah! I can’t concentrate with all this music.

Mish: Hey Rose! Did you order 61 pizzas?!?!

Rosey: WHAT?!

Mish: DID YOU ORDER 61 PIZZAS?!?

Rosey: NO I DIDN’T! SEND IT BACK!

Mish: WILL DO! Yes we ordered 61 pizzas.

Sara: Alrighty, that will be 450$

Mish: Uhm…….Just put it on the owner of this mansion’s tab.

Sara: Will do. She noticed everyone dancing and partying behind Mish. Uhm..Are you guys having a party?

Mish: Uhm…………..*Tshhk* sor-ry t*shkkk* I s-se-mm to be *Tsshhk* los..g ..u.

Sara:….I’m standing in front of you.

Mish:…..

And she slammed the door in Sara’s face

Mish: Wow that was close.

Jade Rhade: What was??

Mish: That lady almost discovered out that we’re having a party here. Luckily with my cunning skills I drove her off

Jade: Ah ah ah! ‘Almost discovered that’

Mish: Pardon me?

Jade: Shorten sentences and use proper English!

Mish:….

RoxasvsRiku: Da Freak! WOULD YOU TURN THE MUSIC DOWN ALREADY! And you, Roxma, stop licking Jube’s leg!

Roxma: But I like it!!

Jube: I got to agree it’s quite relaxing…

RvR: Crono! Don’t you dare take off your pants!

Crono: But I’m..hot!

RvR: Yeah that’s what they all say!

Crono: Jeez…Bossy bossy bossy.

Rosey: Ooh..Where is he….Wait! Is that him!?

Rosey tapped the shoulder of a guy standing in front of her. As he was turning around, Rosey’s heart was beating faster than she has ever felt before. Even though she hasn’t seen her lover for only 6 hours. And after 6 long hours she’s finally gonna see her soul mate again. Her..better half.

GX: Yo what up dog!

 

Very nice Forsaken. The next part should be good!

 

1. I'm proud of my paaale complection and wouldn't attempt to get a tan. Especially from a fire. xD

2. wtf with Sammy? xD She's the peasant, I'm the queen~

3. Some actions are italicised, some are bolded, some having nothing done to them.. sort it out, mate. ;P

4. Why was Kairi Namine invited?

5. Jade Rhade can't correct my perfect English!

6. I lol'd.

 

wow 61 pizzas =D .. how could you forget me D:

 

1- xD

2- You know it started out like that, but I had to give sammy the place of queen for future reasons =P

3-It's on purpose, blind, short-attentioned span people

4-For teh lulz...future reasons

5-She can and she will!

6- I'm glad :3

 

DUDE! That was freakin' epic! EPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPICEPIC!!!!

You seriously, seriously need to continue this. I loved Mish sitting in front of the fire trying to get a tan...oh oh! And Sammy acting like she is the Queen.

Great stuff.

Oh! And the ending...*le gasp*

 

WHY THE HECK AM I SO STUCK UP!!! D<
AND WTF FOR FUTURE PURPOSES, it sounds like I'll be the one to get killed =oooooooooooo

Btw, I love you this thing rocks, though Mish should be the one sprayed with mayonese. :33

 

I like the part where a duck was mentioned.



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:3

 

I lol'd SO MUCH at Repliku xDD

Your a god, man.

 

The three parts I really lol'd at:

1. Lisbeth, lulz just great xDD

2. Kairi namine. Omg xDD Great stuff xDDD

3. Repliku. Major major lolness rite der.

10. CtR and her evil cookies <_> THEIR EVIL D<

1.6. Mish slamming the door on sara xDD

I luff u Forsaken <3

 

Oh... this is so lulzy. <:3

I gigglesnorted at few things, like: Tootsie, Rosey's obsession("LOMG I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM, WHERE IS HE! D<"), Sara = pizza delivery personz, and Mish thinking you can get tan by a fireplace....

Oh yes, and the threatening with sharp objects. XD

 

Oh lol, that was awesome. XD

Elizabeth is real dammit. =P

 

That was hillarious.

 

EPIC LOL!

The freakin' loon, man. I love that thing XD

 

I laughed so hard at:
1.Ghetto's way of talking xD
2.Kairiname
3.Repliku's smart ass talk

In other words,I really enjoyed it xD

 

Loved my part of painting the facepalm.

Keep 'em coming.

I demand it.

 

EPIC LULZ

xD

Favorite parts
1. The ending(I was actualy expecting it O_o)
2. Lisbeth xD
3. KairiNamine
4. Sara's part xD
5. The way I talk

I DEMAND MOAR.