A few things this site has taught me...

1. Database Errors
2. 1,000 posts are all too easy to get.
3. Hi, welcome to KHV. Follow the rules, spam in the spamzone, and have fun.
4. Mmm...delicious copypasta. (It's delicious but partaking in it could lead to consequences. And I don't mean high cholesterol.)
5. There can never be too many 'OMG Ven is Sora's father?!?1' topics
6. There can also never be too many 'Ew Yaoi' topics.
7. In religious debates concerning homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22 is your trump card.(Which isn't so much of a trump since someone will come by and argue the senselessness of it.)
8. Never be too sure of your post count. Threads can be moved.
9. Good job, spdude. You fixed that Database error.
10. Never let Xaldin near the Admin CP unless he has a permission slip from the potatoes saying he went down the slide of fire.
11. Shadowjak's rants are made of epic win.
12. nvr tlk liek this. unlss ur Spltty trng 2 brng lulz.
13. Stones are the unit of measurement in Bermuda.
14. Colored usernames equate staff.
15. Fads are our e-existence.
16. Don't get too comfortable with your colors. They can change and yes I mean you Premium color.
17. OMG I H8 THE INEW SKIN. CHANGE BACK PLZ! won't get the skin changed no matter how many times you post it in suggestions.
18.This forum has more drama than a soap opera. has anyone has a tumor yet?
19. No Zexion is not emo even though his hair would suggest it.
20. OMG ROXAS DUAL WIELDS?!?! GET OUT!
21. Unless you read the manga, you are not a true anime fan.
22. I don't get it.
23. If you happen to like the dubbed version of an anime over the subbed version, you are also not a true anime fan.
24. 358/2 Days is not on the Wii.
25. Aqua is Sora's Mom?
26. OMG AXEL IS RENO'S NOBODY. THEY BOTH HAVE RED HAIR, MARKS UNDER THEIR EYES, AND HAVE THE SAME VOICE ACTOR. 8D
27. Terra = Zack. (No they don't. next you'll tell me that Sephiroth is Riku's Nobody.)
28. Pokemon make the most aggressive lawyers.
29. Ew Vexen is ew.
30. I can haz rep? De-rep? Haz rep? = banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban
31. I can make attention to me threads in the Spam Zone all about worshipping me.
32. There are a lot of Org. XIII RPG's but that should not be allowed.
33. Sora is justified. But we're still deciding if the Org(y) was.
34. Sora's mom let her son out in a storm and was charged with child neglect but made him a good dinner before he left.
35. Everyone is a drama/rep/post/friend/something whore.
36. Necrobumping is bad. But why are they ones that Roxas posted?
37. Trolls are a fact of life. But that doesn't mean we should feed them kiddies.
38. The forum drunk can also be an admin.
39. Cookies are an acceptable form of bribery/reward.
40. Lisbeth is not just an imaginary duck.
42. Just because Sora can travel doesn't mean you can take him to every game verse known to man.
43. There is no Premium section.
44. Repliku should have an award for the longest posts.
45. It is possible to post 20 pictures of yourself in a day and not be considered a camwhore.
46. CTR is out for world domination. What phase is she on now?
47. Vivi/Beat has flame war senses. If you start one, look out.
48. Deathspank? Who?
49. The truth is out there.
50. Fear the grammar hammer of Jade Rhade. Just because she's not here doesn't mean the hammer isn't.
51. Fads bypass the name change rule. Meaning if you want to change your name to L during the Death Note fad but you've already had your name change...go for it.
52. We do not talk about banned members...or do we?
53. We do not talk about the IRC chatroom.
54. Intelligent Discussion can carry lethal side affects to the unprepared.
55. Please read the stickies before posting...and yes we mean ALL of them.
56. Sara is never seen without her cup of tea and if you're on MSn with her...an army of faces.
57. Fox will never shut up on MSN sometimes. Seriously.
58. Lurk more.
59. Do not ask for staffs. Asking will reduce your chances.
60. This forum has just about as much drama as junior high.
61. Do not think a section will have posts count forever. All it takes it takes is one suggestion and then they don't.
62. Some of us have no lives.
63. Name changes causes confusion.
64. New Posts are going to always be from Role-plays/forum families.
65. Fayth is a boy....right?
66. Sharing is nice...but when it comes to accounts it equals banbanbanbanbanban
67. Blue Badger is your friend. 8] But don't make eye contact.
68. PS3 vs Xbox 360 vs Wii will own our lives until next generation.
69. I miss KHVR. T-T
70. KHV stories about murders in mansions are always in style.
71. Going along with 71, when someone writes one concerning them and their friends someone will come along posting: 'Aww...I wasn't in it.'
72. Everything does not revolve around you.
73. Telling staff how do their job...man I hate backseat mods.
74. Even though the rules are at the top of the page and clearly marked...people still cannot find them.
75. Mish needs a new stripper pole.
76. Since Kairi gets a keyblade...well hey maybe Namine should get one too.
77. Just because you've seen college in movies, doesn't mean you know what goes on there (I mean, in these KH goes to college rps, I've never once seen them GOING TO CLASSES.)
78. There just might be people that hate your guts here. Suck it up and deal with it. It's called life.
79. Added to 78, making threads that '______ hates me and should die!' will not help you in the long run.
80. It helps to eat with the pronged side of the fork.
81. If you get bored, you can write people's usernames on your body.
82. If someone commits suicide and posts a suicide note on this forum, it's a good chance that they're a liar and will back on an alternate account.
83. Not mentioning names will not have it be a flamewar.
84. I understand getting angry but calling someone a 'USELESS PIECE OF SHIT' if they point out a flaw of yours and are a staff member...not a good plan.
85. Modifying a letter in a curse word will foil the censors.
86. Yes please, call yourself after sugary dessert items. I should so call myself 'Danish'.
87. The forum will never be good as the 'good old days'.
88. Departure threads are for departures not bathroom breaks.
89. Mish's slap button owns all.
90. No matter the rating of the site, there will be people who push the rules to their limits.
91. 500 x 500 images in the sigs also 1 .gif that is under the limit.
92. There is no staff section.
93. Staff know what they're doing...well most of the time anyway.
94. Forum marriage threads are banned.
95. Avoid the forum on April 1st. It will screw with your head.
96. It is Intelligent Discussion. Posting 'I agree' is not a valid post in a Discussion.
97. This is a forum on the internet, not your personal diary.
98. We have a Law Firm? Do we have an Insurance Agency then?
99. No Orange, Premium won't be orange again.
100. I'm bored.

( Repliku helped me with this list a little. I'd like to take c
redit for the whole thing, but I can't. )

 

I adore you so much right now xD​

 

I'm disapointed that there was no reference to me in this list. 42 is the meaning of life kthnxbai

 

That was fun. Laurence did most of the work and is what is said not true? :)

P.S. Feed Oskar!

 

This thread is full of win..

 

The cake is still a lie.

 

Epic win.

xDDD

 

Neat .

 

Epic win. fillz

 

lawl. XDfilled

 

Glad everyone enjoyed it.

I might just add on another 50. 8D

 

That would enlighten the tangled mess of one-day threads that we call the Spam Zone.

 

Some good times at IRC. Good times, gooood times.

Have you added "Fads bypass the name change limit"?

 

51: Acting like you dislike everyone in the forum means your jaded and therefore cool.
52: There are three types of people in this forum: defenders, agressors, and "victims."
53: Everything important is in the spamzone. As spam. Unless its news.
54: ef u has bad gramer and spellig... you'll be hated.
55: If someone gets banned dont ask questions and keep your head down.
56: Trends can instantly make you cool...for 14 minutes and 59 seconds.
57: Seeing people get banned is "fun."
58: Bringing up number 57 to others is pointless.
59: If your dubbed emo, you'll always be emo.
60: The word "whore" can be used with almost any verb.
(I.E. Trend-whore, Rep-whore, post-whore, camera-whore, attention-whore, whore-whore)

 

61: Get in the path of Repliku, ICSP or Pika_power while they're debating and you will be crushed.

 

fix'd. No seriously.

 

62: Few of us here might have a reason why we barely talk about Kingdom Hearts.
Most of us don't.

 

63. The Spam Zone is just like the Hydra. If you cut off a head(thread), two more appear in it's place.

 

I've learned more than half of these in the five zetta hours I've been here.​

 

There you go people. 50 more things.