A confession to my beloved

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by P, Apr 18, 2011.

  1. P Banned

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    Dear Makaze,

    The fire in my loins burns for you. My passion is stronger than that of LARiA's. She is but a girl, while I am a man. I implore you to choose an adult relationship with me over a childish game. I desire both your mind and heated body. I wish to fight to dominate you both mentally and physically.

    Makaze, will you be my valentine?

    –P <3
     
    P, Apr 18, 2011
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  2. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    He dropped a pair. Haha, I win.
     
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  3. Stardust Chaser

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    what just happened
     
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  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    This was on a dare. We are doing a Truth or Dare round on Voxli right now.
     
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  5. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    Oh, shamefaced, are you?

    Get off my man, P. You are erroneous, and a fool at that. No one will ever love you, you are not even worth Makaze's time...
     
    LARiA, Apr 18, 2011
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  6. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    You suck for ruining my fun.
     
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  7. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    This relationship is over.
     
    LARiA, Apr 18, 2011
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  8. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Guess you guys won't be winning khv's couple award this year.
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Apr 18, 2011
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  9. C This silence is mine

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    Because you and me are winning that? Oh Kitty~
     
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  10. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    *indignant*

    Oh, I'll be entering. I'll be entering with... Saxima.
     
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  11. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    *cue dramatic music*
     
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  12. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    This .
     
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  13. Roxas&Sora4E Traverse Town Homebody

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    ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
    WHERE YAT
    WHERE YAT
    WHERE YAT
    WHERE YAT
    PEANUT BUTTER JELLAY
    PEANUT BUTTER JELLAY!!!!!

    :lol: And you thought I was just random XD lol
     
    Roxas&Sora4E, Apr 18, 2011
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  14. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    YOU NEVER SAY IT OUT LOUD. THAT MEANS YOU DIDN'T COMMIT.

    That's a funny way to spell my name~

    inb4 Kay's Nosferatu shenanigans
     
    Ars Nova, Apr 19, 2011
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  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    What? I wasn't even there when this dare was made.

    Lili, if I didn't call P on it, our relationship would have been over anyway. Was there any way to avoid losing you?
     
    Makaze, Apr 19, 2011
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  16. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Wow...I guess you really don't have any shame. XD Oh man, I wish I was there...to see. And not participate.
     
    Firekeyblade, Apr 19, 2011
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  17. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    I am never lost. Not wholly, anyhow. Moreover, I do not give myself up to just anyone. There is a difference between who I pretend to love and who I truly love. It is significant.

    But that is too vague, let me clarify: I act like a slut, but it is all in good fun. Just playin'
     
    LARiA, Apr 19, 2011
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