Its a joke contest! Every week there's a different theme and whoever comes up with the best joke wins! Winner recieves...glory??? meh, this weeks theme: Blonde jokes Happy posting! ~Ammy Heart!~
Two blondes where driving down a road, one looked out the window seeing a blonde woman in the middle of a field in a row boat trying to make it move across the field by rowing. The blonde who looked out the window said to the one thats driving, "it's blondes like that who give us a bad reputation". The driving blonde said, "I know, if I knew how to swim i'd go over there and drown her"
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Sorry for the wait, guys. i've been busy. Nevertheless, the most bloody awesome joke there is... Fayt-Harkwind. I lol'd soooo hard at this. Good work guys, seriously. This weeks theme- Your mamma jokes have fun!
Yo mama is so fat, that when people see her walking down the street, they say: it's the big red ball that makes dreams come true... Pfft, mama jokes are lame. -_-;
Your mamma is so ugly that when she tried entering a ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals."
I just love this one: Your mamma so stupid I told her Christmas was right around the corner, so she went looking for it. OOOOOO burned biatch
ok, i'm giving more places for this: 5th- skyru 4th- demonchick25 3rd-zenonark 2nd- vertigo haven 1st- oblivionroxas awesome work guys also, and you will all hate me for this: you can't win more than once.
