... well, according to the Chinese state media... 1. It unifies the Chinese people. 2. It makes China more equal. 3. It raises citizen awareness of the cost of China’s economic development. 4. It makes people funnier. 5. It makes people more knowledgeable (of things like meteorology and the English word haze). Source
1. Smog people, smog people. Smell like smog, talk like people. Smog people... 2. How in the fack...? 3. I've got no comment. 4. Let's send Adam Sandler there. 5. Lamest comic book hero origin ever.