5 reasons why Smaug is good for you

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Lauriam, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    ...Well, according to... uh, me...

    1: He breathes fire.
    2: He's got huge treasure hoardes that he guards with his life, having counted every piece by heart.
    3: He's got amazingly hard dragon scales that keep him safe
    Except for that one scaleless spot that the arrow finds...
    4: He is brilliant and intelligent and ruthless, and is not easily duped.
    5: His sense of smell is strong, and he can pick up a scent with no trouble at all.

    You know, now that I think about it, these things aren't necessarily good for us. Actually, strike that. Uh, I mean, I'll strike that. ANYWAY. These things aren't good for Bilbo and Company. They are very good for us, as it will make for an excellent night at the theater.
     
  2. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    1. His armor is like tenfold shields.
    2. His teeth are like swords.
    3. His claws spears.
    4. The shock of his tail is a thunderbolt.
    5.1. His wings a hurricane.
    5.2. His breath is death!