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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Hiro ✩, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Why are you all so boring now?
     
  2. Yozora Archer

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    I dunno. Maybe you should go find some other forum that isn't as boring.
     
  3. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    I'm boring too?

    F*** you 20 character limit!!
     
  4. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    I can't help it. :'c​
     
  5. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    I wise(ish) man once told me that only boring people complain about boredom.
    My constant complaining about boredom definitely didn't make him say that to me, no sir-ree!
     
  6. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Maybe because KH3D has sucked all of the activity out of us now that it's been released
     
  7. Karuta Reborn

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    djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdhsssssssssssssssss
     
  8. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    We were following your example.
     
  9. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Don't lie to me, I'm not worthy of being followed.
     
  10. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Acceptance is the first step to recovery.
     
  11. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Recovery from what? Start making sense woman.
     
  12. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I make perfect sense, you just lack the capacity to understand my way of thinking.
     
  13. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    As does the rest of the world
     
  14. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Because we're not here for your entertainment.
     
  15. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    He really doesn't wanna mess with you tonight?
     
  16. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    He does need to stop and take a second...
     
  17. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Don't call me a Boar.
     
  18. LARiA Twilight Town Denizen

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    No person of interest with half a working mind would post in this thread, nor would they anywhere else. I'll quietly mourn the loss of, or the lack of rather, interesting people.
     
  19. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The irony ...
     
  20. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Using my limited knowledge of paper, I shall try and scrape together this assignment, no matter how long it may take. 10 minutes? 30 minutes? I have no idea, but I’ll pull through! Well, let’s see: the Egyptians used papyrus WAY BACK IN THE DAY when trees were a bit scarce. It was the desert after all. Papyrus was made of plants, and the Egyptians wove the fibers of the papers into one big sheet, and let it dry in the sun so it could be written on. I think. Despite the fact that it would take several thousand years, the population of the Earth finally smartened up and used oak (or pine) trees in SUPERFINE slices of bark which would later turn into paper.
    What is my opinion of paper? Well, I think that it is a bit plain with its extreme pallor. Trees should be dyed a certain color when they are sprouted as seeds, so that the paper can turn out to be any color of the rainbow, from violet to green. Maybe metal trees are a good idea, and so are laser pens. That way, the things that are written on that steel sheet of paper will be engraved forever. How about the money tree? That’s a terrific idea! Endless reams of cash for the public, or maybe they could be harvested to grow different amounts, like $20 trees and $100 trees. Oh, what a wonder trees could be!
    Here’s another idea: scented paper! That way it will be a delight to sniff paper. This is definitely an invention for all the weirdoes out there, but people with a particularly sensitive olfactory system will find it very pleasing. OH. WAIT. I GOT IT. Cloning tree seeds! That way, we will NEVER run out of trees! The Earth is saved! NO. EVEN BETTER. We tweak the DNA of the trees so that they grow in a pre-planned form, which could end up in entire “tree-buildings”, constructed completely out of branches and other extensions of the tree. There are many ways trees can be exploited, but none are so useful as paper.