13 Acts of Alcohol

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  1. Krowley Moderator

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    Act I
    Finlandia.

    Some interesting Vodka to start it off.


    Act II
    Jäger Shots

    Act III
    Amaretto Sour. Something sweet for a change.

    Act IV
    Tequilla. I. Hate. This. Liquor.

    Act V
    Gin and Tonic. Because why not?

    Act VI
    Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. Queue pose.

    Act VII
    Spiced Eggnog. Leftover from Christmas.

    Tequilla was the combo breaker. You are a refreshing change of pace.
    Which I find hilarious since I'm tossing back drinks and your username is drugs.
    Hehe.

    Act VIII
    Whisky. Feels nice as I hold it in this arm chair.

    Act IX
    Friend took out the blender. Margaritas for all!
    Drinking this now and oh my god. This Mango drink. Oh my god. Soo good.
    I'm not even fond of Mango and yet, so nice and cold.

    Act X

    Appletons is found and is drunken. Drank? Drank.
    Edit - I now realize that you said Appletini and I'm sorry I couldn't concoct it.

    Act XI

    Rum and coke. Not fond of this, but my alcohol access is only so ranged.

    Act XII

    Bacardi 151. Yummm

    Act XIII
    Finishing off with a Long Island Iced Tea.


    See you tomorrow. Probably. Maybe. Probably.
     
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    Oh my god bacardi 151 will be the death of me
    And tequila cocktails are awful things
    But LONG ISLAND ICED TEA FTW!!!!!!
     
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    So how long did it take for you to hit the floor? Act X?
     
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    The alcohol itself is often not nearly as interesting as the accompanying stories. I do hope you'll share these too.
     
  13. Krowley Moderator

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    Stories? Not that interesting, but I was meaning to write more this year....

    Schedule for that evening;

    9pm-10pm

    - Picked up to go to the party destination
    - Socialize until rest of the guests arrive.
    - Played Candy Crush for 10 minutes. Too much exposure is bad.
    - Table of alcohol increases inn size

    10pm-11pm
    - Switch in and out of skype form my Laptop
    - Quickly watch my lightweight friends become intoxicated. Keeping close eyes on all 4 of them.
    - More guests arrive
    - First friend goes missing. Searching around, I found her outside smoking with others.
    - Return back inside to find a jager train of about 20 portions had started. Joined in. Joyous hollering ensued after completion.
    - Party broke out into song when Bohemian Rhapsody came on. Journey came afterwords
    - "Fun drunk" friend approaches me to get on the bandwagon or go home. I point to small tower of cups I made from Gin and tonics. Admittingly I should have just used the one, but I like to stack things...
    - Friend continues to poke my forehead as I am on my computer. Not that I haven't socialized, I just like to observe more than participate.
    - Friend pulls out recognizable 100 dollar bill. (For the non-Canadians, our money is multicolored) Tells me it's mine if I drink 13 drinks of his choosing to mark the end of 2013. I'm a pushover, so I say okay. Taking 100 dollars from an intoxicated friend left me with no remorse as it was. Couldn't even recall it the following morning.

    11pm-1pm
    - Beginning of the 13 act's of alcohol, I had the first 7 acts listed above.
    - More socializing with people I haven't seen in years.
    - Drunk friend keeps putting shots in front of me (But these didn't count as acts, so... yeah.)
    - Countdown commences. Joyous hollering continues.
    - Friend #3 streaks in hid underwear. Sigh as I go out the door chasing after him. Me being slow, I wait for him to loop around before dragging him back inside with a sweater.
    - Betting friend is passed out at this point. I return to skype and call others to wish them a happy new year
    - He wakes up and sounding more intangible than a celebrity caught on camera says, "Drink b1tch." He points to whiskey, and I consume.
    - Find a blender and make margarita along with other fruity drinks. I think I actually liked these more because there were so nice and cold.
    - 2 friends go home, which is luckily across the street.
    - Finish off another 3 acts.

    2am-6am
    - More people leave, while the passed out stay here.
    - With what little was left, I mixed the remains into a Long Island Iced Tea. I earned the 100 he gave me earlier, but it felt like I failed since I didn't feel much different. Just a little tired and hungry.
    - A friends of mine who held his liquor helps me escort the other one home. Nice half hour walk.
    - We laid him one of his backyard lawn chairs and had cigars while we sat in chairs discussing meaningless stuff. (Life and whatnot)
    - After Cigars we ordered a Pizza. (Surprised PizzaPizza served that early. And on New years day.)
    - Fell asleep and walked home the next morning. Later on in that morning...
    - Lost my Debit card.