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  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Just wanted to get the opinion of everybody else here:

    --- If you're in a dream with God, and he sneezes, what do you say?

    --- If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to here it, does it make sound?

    --- Why do people ask you if you got a haircut if they know you did?




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  2. program Twilight Town Denizen

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    --If the earth is spinning....Why don't we fall off or feel it?
     
  3. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Go and watch QI.
     
  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    **** you.
    I was not there, so how can I know? In fact, how can I know that either the forest or the tree are there in the first place? Moot.
    Because they want you to tell them whether or not you are happy with it, on top of giving you something to tell them about if you had not mentioned it already.
    Because of centripetal force and other such gravity-related ideas.

    That was easy enough. Next...

    I am in an odd mood today. I wonder when it will pass, or if it will, by the time that the day is through...
     
  5. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Bless yourself.

    Yes. Sound waves are produced by the vibrations caused by the falling tree. Scientifically speaking, it does make a sound.

    Because they don't really care.


    --What is the answer to this question?
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    The answer would clearly be, "I know," because it would be true in all cases.
     
  7. Zter Banned

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    I don't have dreams about people I haven't seen before, I don't know and I don't get haircuts.
     
  8. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    How do we know that anything truely exists?

    What would happen to all circles if Pi equaled 3?
     
  9. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    mmmmmmmmmmhm.

    wait GOD DOMNOT makaze beat me to the gun.
     
  10. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Technically incorrect, the scientific definition of sound is the Vibrations (sound waves) bouncing off of the ear drum.
    Basically, yes the fall would create vibrations, however if no one is around to pick up the sound waves with their ear drums, then it isn't sound.
    Sound is what we hear. If it's not heard by anyone then it isn't sound. It's just vibrations.
     
  11. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Nothing does, you're all figments of my imagination, obviously.
     
  12. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Because I make it exist.
     
  13. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    nothing is true, everything is permitted.
     
  14. Noise For Love and Justice

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    nothing is real.

    we are nothing.

    real is nothing.

    :B|:
     
  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    You can't win every time. I take comfort in that.
    Very good point. I'm surprised that I haven't heard that one before, or did not remember it if I have.
    We cannot verify the existence of anything specific outside of ourselves.
    Something like this.

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  16. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    But how can you prove that your imagination exists?
     
  17. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    So if my computer, which does not have eardrums, is there to pick up the sound with its microphone, it still didn't make a sound?
     
  18. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    omg Uzumaki.
     
  19. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Oh, so you've heard of it! I am impressed. Did you like it?