10,000 ways yo get kicked out of a store v4

Welcome to "10,000 ways to get kicked out a store", V4! Below are the previous "10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store" thread. Be sure to check them out before you start playing, so that you can get a better view of this game.
10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store, v 1.0

10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store, v 2.0
10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store, V 3.0

Rules:

1. Again, the limit is 5,000 posts a thrad. Therefore, you are permitted to list more than one ways.

2. BE SURE to put a number next to it. Example:
Poster 1:
1. <Insert Text Here>
Poster 2:
2. <Insert Text here>
3. <Insert Text Here>

3. Please don't do anything to get this thread locked, such as starting flame wars.

If needed, I will add new rules, but let's try not to let that happen.

And, BEGIN!

1. Poke the manager. When he tells you to stop, poke him again. If he/she tells you to get out, bite their arm. That will teach the betch >.>


Edit: Could someone please fix the typo in the title?
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