10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store v 3.0

Alright, my third attempt at the "10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store" game.

10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store, v 1.0

10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store, v 2.0

Rules:

1. As we know, the post limit to a thread is 5,000 posts, so I am allowing you to post more than 1 way at a time.
2. When you post 1 way, put the number of ways it is. To make it easier, here is an example:

Poster 1:
1. -Insert post here-
Poster 2:
2. -Insert post here-
3. -Insert another post here-

3. Try not to post anything TOO innapropriate or post anything that can make this thread get locked. That's the last thing that needs to happen.

4. If it is necessary, I will add new rules, but let's try not to let that happen.

Let's begin!

1. Walk up to the manager and give it a yaoi (if it's a straight dude) magazine or a yuri (if it's a straight girl) porn magazine.

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2.Food Fight :3

 

3. Break dancing on the tables.

 

#.] Get everyone in the store to caramelldansen to the speedycake remix
#.] Eat all the chocolate then yell "I'M A ****IN CHOCOLATE MONSTER!"​

 

4. Burn everything.

 

6. Start a fist fight with a guy in a chicken suit.

 

#]. Ride in on a lawnmower, throwing pigs with swine flu at the customers

 

7. Start a riot.

 

9. Open the gates of the underworld and bring Hitler into the store.

 

10. Burn everything while rioting.

 

11.Scan everything in the store with the checkout scanner.

 

12. Roundhouse kick a store clerk in the face.

 

13. Use an Allspark fragment and bring everything electronic to life.

 

#.] recite a poem about your love of Matt x Mello yaoi while chasing employees with a flamethrower.
#.] part one of the above
#.] part two of the number above the above​

 

17. Blow up the meat section.

 

18. Drive a car though the store wall.

 

19. Juggling tomatoes in front of an employee while your dog is chewing up toilet paper.

 

Were you perhaps referring to me? :]

20. Throw skittles at random people a they walk by, yelling
"Taste the rainbow!"

 

21. Knock everything off shelves.

 

22. using sexual innuendo to explain how barney and santa could not exist to the owners kid.

23. Paying the person at the counter with money you drew on a piece of paper and after it didn't work he still took the flat screen T.V.

24. Dressing yourself up as hitler and entering a jewish store with a swastika chain around your neck saying "Ich ben niin feline".