1,000 ways to die....

name at least 3 ways

 

I actually know more than 1000, being friends with Death helps.

Heres 3:

1. Slipping down stairs
2. Fanboying about Xbox infront of me
3. Ultimate surprise buttsecks

 

1. Get shot
2. Get ran over
3. Someone uses a Death Note

 

1. Suicide
2. Car accident
3. Fall off a building

 

Moar:

Bad toast.
Entering a gay bar with a t-shirt saying Men on Women.
Playing poker with Movie Villains.
Letting the Joker show you a magic trick.

 

Getting infatuated with Kira when you lack a Shinigami that's in love with you.

Showing your ID to a person you're trailing on suspicion of being Kira.

Not shooting a known gangster who kidnapped your daughter when you have the chance.

 

Slitting your throat.

Deleting System 32.


Not converting to Dalkism.

 

1) Gun.
2) Razor (maybe strugging with the cellophane a little, you know, to open the newly bought package)
3) Rope. The greasy one in the garage is no good, could get that stuff on your neck. So instead you need to buy a new one from wal-mart (incidentally having a sale on rope this weekend). Put it on your credit card and never pay the ****in' thing.

 

huh....and don't even try killing me

 

You don't pay your car insurance by switching to Geico, you save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

 

I expected those adsact three from you XD

 

1. Insult anime in front fangirls (never do that).
2. Insult Linkin Park, Skillet, RED, or Relient K publicly.
3. Errrrr..... I'll throw in rat poison.

 

1.) Not Converting to Dalkism.
2.) Death by EDWARD.
3.) Giving KyRi cake...

 

Sex with that Welsh chick from TorchWood ep 2.
Old Spam.
Reinacting all the Final Destination films.

 

Sex with that chick from Teeth
SAW
ME!

 

1. Looking into Michael Jackson's eyes.
2. <insert witty death here>

 

1) The forum being overrun by noobs.
2) Advent's rage
3) My chupacabra rage