Sweet necklaces
Also it's time for you fellas to make Spam Zone posts count. I wanna see my REAL number.
One day social media will die and we will all return to our homeland
February and still no 2026 thread? You guys are slacking, don't leave it to this 40 year old geezer. Stay sane out there, and stay off Twixter....and TikTok.....and frankly stay off Discord too.
Man this **** ended ****ing SUCKING huh? Stick to the manga, amigos.
Man I was ahead of the ****ing curb with Nagatoro
It's a shame that kh-vids did not survive into the based poggers gigachad era af.
And for that it will always have some value.
No amount of deleted posts will keep the spiral away
I don't get it
Lux isn't dead. Stop this crap you 2 year old.
Get a load of this bogus
Life goes on
Look at you old back breaking kids. I'm glad you chumps are all still hanging on, Jube here is as old as it gets now but he still loves you all. Also consider this a late apology for being an shitlord for the last like bazillion years.
Your undying love for this place fills my soul, Rat.
"Oh boy here we go, it's Jube and Chris and B and the rest of the goonies in the Discord chat here to rile things up again" Well you're not wrong my Kingdom Hearts hating tumblr browsing friendo, but unlike the idiots above me I am here for more noble reasons. See rather than post an unpopular opinion or just something inflammatory to get some obvious posts and or deletes I am instead going to make a post about all the good things that have come from the Chinese Triads operating publically in China. One might wonder "Doesn't the police care? The Government? They are just parading around the streets in uniform". Well the Chinese leave Honk Kong alone. They barricade the roads to control trade to the mainland but they know how business is done. "But doesn't the illegal smuggling worry the Chinese govment?" Well China knows that the Red Arrow are business owners, entrepreneurs, community leaders. They keep the citizens safe and protect from outside influence. "Outside influences? What is China afraid of" Well you see China is the last sovereign government in the world. Free from the UN's influence they are authoritarian but willing. They give their people the freedom they want. It's real freedom. Freedom to own property, make a profit, make your life. The west so afraid of strong government now has NO government. Only financial power. "But hold on Jube, our governments have limited power by design" All rhetoric my aposematistic friend. Ever wonder where those slogans come from? Well paid researchers! Think tanks as they are called, funded by big businesses. "Come on Jube, that's hardly as sinister as some dictator like China's premier" No way man! It's privately funded propaganda, the trilateral commission in the USA for instance. "But Jube, the separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals. That's its strength" To which I say, a system organized around the weakest qualities of its individuals will produce the same qualities in its leaders "But Jube, maybe these qualities are just an inherent part of human nature" The mark of an educated man is the supression of said qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true for civilization "Jube what the **** is this ****?" Look it was either this or I do another Madara Uchiwawa pasta. Which I will do anyway.
Is this a phonepost? Name: Penis
I'll address the elephant in the room and say this thread may have unintentionally (or intentionally) thrown shade at people who don't really deserve it
Keep this in mind when pining for people on the internet. This thread is dedicated to all the urban youths out there as requested by local man with **** taste; B.
Obviously the first question might be "What is a phoneposter?" A phoneposter is someone who is frankly speaking; lazy. Lazy because despite being in their home they cannot muster the motivation and energy needed to get slightly up and type on their ****ing computer or laptop because "OH GEEZ I HAVE TO USE MY FINGERS FOR THINGS!? OH MY GOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!". Now there's nothing wrong with being lazy. I have an uncle in the hospital see, he is slowly dying of Micropenis. This is a real condition so do not laugh. Anyway he is slowly dying of it and I have to pay hospital bills so that they can keep him from dying of Micropenis but every now and then I'm a little lazy, the payment URL can be long to type so I just forget it sometimes. Nothing wrong with it, it's just Micropenis at the end of the day, he'll be fine. The point is it is okay to be lazy. But what's NOT okay is using your laziness as a means of half assing things, and that is what phoneposters like Trigger do. Instead of just NOT posting at all and getting some rest, they give out these lazy half assed post and messages that literally nobody likes or pays attention to besides "Wow I can't believe this dumb ***** would say some STUPID **** like that". But because he's being lazy and phoneposting he can always just go "lol im phoneposting it doesnt matter" which leads me to my second point >But Jube, I phonepost when I'm on the go **** off When you're on the go you are STILL only paying half attention. Half attention to the posting and half attention to whatever the hell you're SUPPOSE to be doing So it's even worse, nobody wants to engage with someone who is showing literally no passion or effort for either of the two things they are doing. >But Jube, I have no passion because the world sucks Go whack off or something. Nobody wants to hear this **** >Jube you are old and jaded. Phoneposting is fine **** off The world would be a better place if phoneposters were lynched. >Wow Jube, you are right. How do I identify a phoneposter? 1. Doesn't use caps 2. Doesn't send messages in quick succession 3. Likes phoneposting >Hey Jube, I'm a staff member and wish to put an end to phoneposting What you do is simple ban phoneposters make it a global rule make the site as mobile unfriendly as possible Kh-vids is some backwater town in the middle of ****ing nowhere filled with a bunch of weird strobe light haired freaks of nature of all kinds. But even WE can do our part in making the internet a better place.
