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  1. Keychain System
    I so what you did there.
    Post by: Keychain System, Oct 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Keychain System
    I really don't like how you're generalizing Republicans like that when it's just the conservative ones who do that. As far as I'm concerned, being poor is punishment enough for not being able to find a good job. I do have problems with the AHA, but that's not one of them. My problem is that it should be focused more on helping the poor to get healthcare than punishing the non-poor for not wanting it. Why not simply put taxes toward it? The fine for not having healthcare should be going toward making healthcare cheaper anyway, so what's the difference between that and raising taxes besides the fact that people will get all up in arms with the whole "No new taxes!" thing? I'd much rather have more money taken out of my paycheck every two weeks than have to pay a fine because healthcare doesn't fit into my personal budget.
    Post by: Keychain System, Oct 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
    A Brief Summary of the Life of Sisyphus:
    Post by: Keychain System, Oct 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  5. Keychain System
    I've got an alert saying that you quoted my post. What the hell, man?
    Post by: Keychain System, Oct 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Keychain System
    Woo! I'm gonna jaywalk all over the place!

    Hey, don't go blaming just one party for the whole thing. This government shutdown was a team effort. It takes two wings attached to a very stupid bird to fly headfirst into a brick wall.
    Post by: Keychain System, Oct 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Keychain System
    Haya, you should totally watch Redline or whatever it's called.
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 30, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Keychain System
    Could you at least have popped me in the eye so I'd have a black eye to show for it?
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Keychain System
    There's nothing to comment on. It's just a bunch of text that doesn't mean anything to me.
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    I liked it. I just don't usually compliment people on their sigs and even when I do, it's generally because I've been asked about my opinion on it.
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    Played every black female = Only ever played black females?
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
    You really are Amauron.
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    Hi. I'm not going to tell you who I am. Amaury, you're not allowed to ruin it.
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Keychain System
    Fraudulent ONEness of religious
    academia has retarded your opposite
    rationale brain to a half brain slave.
    YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
    FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
    THEY ALREADY EXIST.
    4 HORSEMEN HAVE 4 DAYS
    IN ONLY 1 EARTH ROTATION.
    4 ANGLES STOOD ON 4 CORNERS.
    4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS
    WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS.
    TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE
    ONEness OF GOD IS STILLnessDEATH.
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    Post

    Oh my glob

    Are you eating an LGBT?
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    That, or they'll think the French were the first to land on the moon.

    Now with that joke out of the way, I actually have this really funny image of aliens landing on the moon and scouring it for signs of life only the find the few artifacts that humans have left behind. You know, the moon rover, the flag, some mirrors, all that stuff. They'd then be convinced that the moon was our home planet that we completely abandoned and completely ignore the Earth in the archaeological rush to uncover everything left behind by our now dead civilization.
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 28, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    THEY TRIED TO BUILD A MOON SET BUT FAILED, SO THEY SHOT THE FAKE MOON LANDING ON LOCATION.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2013, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    Did you try running hot water over it?
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Keychain System
    "Hey mom, I'm gonna go do something rash."
    "Okay dear, just be back by midnight."
    Thread by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2013, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Keychain System
    Maka who? Our Maka? Maka from Soul Eater? Another Maka?
    Post by: Keychain System, Sep 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone