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  1. Llave
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    Dear KHV

    ...You are pretty dry, but moist on the bottom.
    Thread by: Llave, Nov 13, 2011, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Llave
    It's official, Sora did it:

    [video=youtube;FN_J_S7Aqa4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN_J_S7Aqa4&feature=player_embedded[/video]
    Thread by: Llave, Nov 9, 2011, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Llave
    This is collaboration of Kelly (kellyjelly), and myself on MSN. We had fun writing a song by the tune of Be a Man from Mulan. Any names mentioned are not intended for harm. Enjoy~

    Inspiration whilst reading it:




    Let’s get down to posting
    To raise the count
    Did you post in spamzone
    Or in the Usual spot?
    Those are the saddest posts
    You’ve ever made
    But you can bet
    Before we’re through
    Member, I’ll make a Postwhore
    Out of you

    Tranquil as Makaze,
    But a troll within
    Once you reach 1,000
    You’ll become
    Premium
    You’re the saddest
    Bunch of usernames
    And you haven’t got a clue
    Somehow I’ll make a Postwhore
    out of you

    I’m never gonna catch
    up t’Amaury
    Say goodbye to
    real life
    Boy was I a n00b for
    never learnin’ to spell
    These guys are
    a wastin’ time
    Hope staff doesn’t see
    right through me
    Now I really wish I
    didn’t get an auto-PM

    (Be a Postwhore)
    You must be swift as
    Aqua101
    (Be a Postwhore)
    Squeeze as many
    posts in one thread
    (Be a Postwhore)
    With all the strength
    of a raging debate
    Mysterious as the
    Dark side of premiumhood

    Subsections are racin’ toward us
    Till our posts arrive
    Heed every forum rule
    And you might survive
    You’re unsuited for
    The rage of more
    So log off, turn it off
    You’re through
    How could I make a Postwhore
    Out of you?

    (Be a Postwhore)
    You must be swift as
    Aqua101
    (Be a Postwhore)
    Squeeze as many
    posts in one thread
    (Be a Postwhore)
    With all the strength
    of a raging debate
    Mysterious as the
    Dark side of premiumhood


    (Be a Postwhore)
    You must be swift as
    Aqua101
    (Be a Postwhore)
    Squeeze as many
    posts in one thread
    (Be a Postwhore)
    With all the strength
    of a raging debate
    Mysterious as the
    Dark side of premiumhood
    Thread by: Llave, Nov 3, 2011, 38 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Llave
    'Tis a lot of spamzone threads, Aqua. How many are you planning to make?

    You do know they don't add to you post count, right?
    Thread by: Llave, Nov 1, 2011, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Llave
    Made these in Photoshop. Never been good at such things. (That's why I stick to drawing only.) It would be wonderful to hear some feedback, if any.

    Version One:

    Felt like there should be a border of some sort, and wanted it to correlate with the line in the middle. Not sure where I stand on this.

    [​IMG]

    Version Two:

    Same thing only without the white lines.

    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Llave, Nov 1, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: Arts & Graphics
  6. Llave
    I shan't be like all those other people that make a thread just to say that they made it to premiu-

    ...

    Umm... crap, guess I did..

    (I look sexy in pink~)
    Thread by: Llave, Nov 1, 2011, 21 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Llave
    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 31, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Llave
    I made another Shakespearian sonnet. This one was inspired by a special someone and is dedicated to her.

    Hope you like it, critiques would be greatly appreciated.


    Uncertainties of the heart doth reveal my innermost desires,
    Yet these uncertainties are mine comfort for something most certain.
    How folly we assume the attention we most require,
    When we knowest not how quaint we speak is oft’ pertain.

    E’ery living thing must grow, until the toll’d dismalness of quietus.
    How so, then my affections for thee grow yet never fall ill?
    A question so keen in my mind shan’t prevent us,
    As to if we e’er be together all in good will?

    My darling Lovebird, do not take to the air without the winds of love.
    May we be together, even in the Heavens above.
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 30, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: Archives
  9. Llave
    I'm losing post count and not getting auto replies... I am losing mah mind... (What threads are being moved?)
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 27, 2011, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Llave
    The title is self explanatory. (Again)

    Seems like a good time to make a new one, since the old one has been given the boot.

    Same rules as last time-

    Please don't use any vulgar language, limit cursing if possible (keep in mind, we have younger members.) or hate messages in your post.

    BEGIN!
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 27, 2011, 524 replies, in forum: The Playground
  11. Llave
    Nicknames for all, post below to receive your one chance in a lifetime nickname. Operators are standing by...
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 26, 2011, 131 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Llave
    Sustenance, 'tis essential to function on a daily system,
    And much to my surmise it is a spectrum of more than one element.
    Whether it is of flesh decent, or of herb, all fall subject as a victim
    But there is only one thing that cannot vanquish a heart's content.

    Luxord knows this well, as any real man would
    That bacon strips and rice are the essence of life.
    If thou disagree with this proclamation, be you so bold
    You shall be hacked and receive condemnation full of strife.

    So take heed my friends and remember this as sublime;
    That bacon strips, rice, and Luxord equals Epic Meal Time.
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 23, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Llave
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    Tomorrow...

    So tomorrow is my 10th year High School reunion... I really would rather not go. The 5th year reunion was just awkward. The Quarterback was married to the captain of the cheerleader squad, someone already had dentures, all my friends have beer-bellies, The teen-moms have more kids, and Mr. Plawa has finally gone bald...

    Wish me luck guys.
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 18, 2011, 28 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Llave
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    Posts...

    ...are like bread crumbs. You follow the trail till you find a big candy house where two little kids are being eaten by a witch. Then it's all over for you...
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 16, 2011, 22 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Llave
    Well I happen to have moved to another time zone of an hour, and I fixed the GMT clock to the appropriate time. However, it seems to be acting up in such a way that in about an hour or so after changing it, it goes back or forwards one hour. In other words; it won't stay on my time zone. Assistance in any way would be greatly appreciated.
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 16, 2011, 6 replies, in forum: Feedback & Assistance
  16. Llave
    It finally hit me; Secret Service Staff. Ahh yeah.
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 15, 2011, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Llave
    Let's be honest with each other, who is 40 years old or older?
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 15, 2011, 45 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Llave
    I thought of this a couple of days ago and thought it would be lovely. Hope you like it. (Who said baggy clothes couldn't be appealing?)

    Also any critiquing would be lovely as well!

    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 13, 2011, 5 replies, in forum: Arts & Graphics
  19. Llave
    Here is another Shakespearean sonnet I finally made, I do hope you like it. It may not sound as fluent as Shakespeare, but I would love to hear your thoughts and interpretations on it.

    Ev’ry skip of beat my heart doth flutter
    The tempest of love hath washed me away.
    How I yearn for thee, next to you there is no other
    Prithee, may thy love not delay?

    Basking in affection’s posset, dew unto mine soul;
    Whereto naught else doth compare.
    Only radiance of thy beauty warmeth me whole,
    Without you, my life is but subject to despair.

    Withal the seasons of life doth change, and so doth love,
    I pray thee farewell, as thou watcheth from heaven above.
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 13, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: Archives
  20. Llave
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    D'awww~

    Aren't they a cute couple?

    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Llave, Oct 6, 2011, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone