Something you kill by sticking a long pointy stick in it's mouth. Haven't you read Moby Dick?
Almost as wild as my story about the time I defeated the great Ass-Kraken.
Headwires by Foo Fighters
Agreed .
Funny thing is, even if someone does sit through the whole 10 minutes, you can't really say they "win".
I remember the username.......?
As Cleverbot would say: Kidnap them.
"Okay, now I'm in a bad mood". BEFORE READING, HAVE THE VIDEO PLAY IN ANOTHER WINDOW/TAB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvu8Seewxw&feature=fvsr Jetting through the streets was a man on a crimson-red bike, drifting through every turn and speeding past civilians and even passing between moving cars to get further up the road. Tracing back his steps, he remembered being on the motocross tracks with his brother back in Blue Harbor Bay when there was a sudden flash of white light that caught him off guard. The flash caused him to lose control of his bike and he crashed into the ground. Before being knocked unconscious, he noticed how the ground hadn't felt like the dirt of the tracks, but pavement. When he came to, he was in his ninja uniform in a city he had never been to before. The biggest surprise was the crimson beetle-shaped device on his wrist. Hunter knew what it was, of course; it was the Crimson Thunder morpher his sensei Master Omino had entrusted him with many years ago. The symbol of a title he once carried with pride: The symbol of a Power Ranger. But Hunter's powers were taken from him by the rogue ninja master, Lothor. Lothor was banished into the Abyss and locked away forever, and Hunter's Ranger powers along with him. Because of this, he was able to forfeit his life as the Crimson Thunder Ranger and lead a peaceful life training new students as the instructor of the Thunder Academy. For now, he had to figure out where this city was and how he got there. He revved his motorcycle and sped up with a wheelie until he could clear the haze that was fogging his mind. BEFORE READING, HAVE THE VIDEO PLAY IN ANOTHER WINDOW/TAB:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlNO0GxeFw He stopped right at the border of the city, in front of a Limestone sign. He put his hands on the sign and traced the lettering as to make sure his eyes weren't playing tricks on him. The sign read 'Welcome to Angel Grove'. He turned around and looked back at the city, then he looked down at the oh so familiar morpher strapped to his wrist. It made no sense that it should be there; after all, his Ranger powers were taken from him a long time ago, but the voice he heard earlier said he was taken to another world. Even so, Hunter had heard of Angel Grove, what Power Ranger hasn't? If this was his world, but at the same time another, could it be a different dimension or something else? He had tried several times to contact the other Ninja Rangers, but to no avail. What had happened to the rest of his team? Or his students at the Thunder Ninja Academy? What about his younger brother Blake? The confusion in Hunter's mind soon swirled into anger and confusion. His mind was filled with visions of the once-destroyed Thunder Academy, of finding his parents dead, of Lothor, who had killed them. In his anger he picked up his helmet and tossed it into the limestone, causing a dent in the sign. Then the visions faded and Hunter collapsed down to his knees. Panting for breath, he looked over at the city again. He slowly lifted his helmet off the ground and got back on his motorcycle. He had no idea of what was going on, or of where he was, but if he was going to find any answers, he was better off going back to the city and finding them himself. Until then, he couldn't afford to trust anyone or anything until he could piece things together himself.
I've got one for you, pup. Size (Default 400x120): Let's go with 400x120 Image: http://www.metal-rules.com/interviews/images/satriani-pic1.jpg Text (optional, try to keep it short): Up In The Sky Font (optional): Any font you like. Just make it Italic. Color scheme (or I can pick one): The theme here is that he's standing in the sky, so aerial colors like white and light blue. Maybe some sunshine yellow. Whatever you think works best. Border (yes/no): Yes
New Last Jam by Joe Satriani Joey. F***ing. Satz, man.
I know I'm reputed as being a massive Tom Morello fan, but Joey Satz is, by far, my most favorite guitarist of all time. His guitar playing is a thing of pure skill, and every track he plays is just filled to the rim with style. His music is flawlessly composed and his creativity knows no bounds. I feel like giving up the guitar every day because I know I'll never be that good, yet I pick it up again every time because i want to be that good. The one and only true rock God to ever grace the Earth. Everyone else can just sit on it.
You know, when you kids post s*** like this, it defeats the purpose of why I don't watch MTV or listen to the radio anymore.
Lady, you could'nt rebel your way out of 3rd grade detention :huh:
After nearly 4 years of excessive swearing, rambling, sarcasm, full-hearted merriment and half-assed preaching, I've finally become a KH-Vids Legend. The Elite upper-class. The creme de la creme. .....Well, what the f*** do I do now?
Either Sonic finally boinked Amy or there's some time-travelling going on over here. Can't really form an opinion with so little to go on, so I'll wait for more trailer releases.
But it's no wonder why so many members have never seen a real girl :lolface:
This is a pretty f***ed up way to learn the "Be careful what you wish for" lesson. :why?:
BEFORE READING, HAVE THE VIDEO PLAY IN ANOTHER WINDO/TAB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCP9sb4ihcw&feature=related The sky darkened over the skies of Angel Grove forest as a rift resembling a maelstrom opened up in the sky, spitting a crack of silver lightning that struck into the heart of the wilderness. As the sound of rumbling thunder dissipated, the storm began to settle as a figure clad in charcoal-colored armor in the form of a knight emerged from the thick smoke and lifted himself from the fissure. Before the armored knight stood a sword, stabbed into the ground. Clutching his weapon firmly into his hand, he tore it out from the smoldering earth and placed back into it's sheath. His arm twitched, almost as if he could feel the sword crying out for someone to clash with. There will be much fighting in the events to come, but now was a time to deliberate on his next objective. As he stepped forward to examine his new surroundings, the rustling of his armor hitting the ground echoed through the mist-veiled woods. The ground was solid, but malleable, the air humid, and stone and wood covered the landscape. "Yes.", hummed the Grand Knight as he once again clutched his sword and gazed into the piecing stare of his helmet's reflection from his blade. "I shall sow the greatest war this cosmos has ever seen into this planet's soil."
I like to try and spice the stories up however I can. :P EDIT: I just noticed that you;ll be RPing as the Magna Defender. This is going to be fun. I smell a potential rivalry going on here.
Oh, damn, it's true that I didn't specify that. He counts as a villain, technically.
