Major characters never run out of ammunition, nor do they ever have to reload. (If the movie does make them reload, they never have to actually carry any spare ammo until that scene) Guns never run out of ammunition unless escape would be otherwise impossible. The first shot or burst of fire from a bad guy always misses, and is there just to announce that a fight will be taking place. Bad-guy hand grenades make noise and smoke, but no real damage; good-guy hand grenades are devastating but selective; they will destroy tanks, but won't hurt the thrower, even if he drops one on his toe. Bad-guy grenades used by good guys become good-guy grenades, and vice versa. When the villain runs out of bullets, he'll throw away his gun. When the hero does so, he'll conveniently come across another. Machine guns submerged underwater for a long time won't jam or misfire when the hero pops up to use them. (see any Rambo movie) A cigarette case/lighter in the shirt pocket will always block the bullet. When the hero faces a ridiculously large number of shooters with high powered weapons, they will all miss after several shots. Then, the hero will pulls out this gun that looks like a toy and start picking off the bad guys from half a mile away, usually hitting them in the forehead. People always pump out a few (probably used) shotgun shells at each corner when chasing someone. When people aim a rifle with binocular-sight at someone on a very long distance, they manage to keep them in the bull's-eye all the time even if they move around. When faced with dozens of armed opponents, the good guy will show up and appear to be shot, perhaps dozens of times. He will fall down, and presumably be dead, but will later miraculously turn out to have had the foresight to wear a bulletproof vest, armor plating, or even a silver tray to protect his torso (Batman). No one will ever shoot him in the head, where he is unprotected. Afterwards, instead of learning from his extremely good fortune, he throws his protection away, confident that the same situation cannot recur in his movie. When superheroes like Batman or Robocop use high technology to protect themselves, the bad guys never take advantage of obvious weaknesses, such as no face protection. Characters shot with guns will fly backward, or upward and backward, through the air - the laws of physics notwithstanding. Characters use silencers on revolvers... and it works. In 50% of action movies made after 1988, "Teflon Coated Cop Killer Bullets" will be referred to. No movie character will ever use or refer to a safety on any firearm. No movie character will ever use a .22-caliber weapon. The cowboy who exchanges a dozen shots with the bad guys without hitting one will nevertheless be able to hit and detonate a stick of dynamite from 150 feet away with a revolver on the first try. Once a character has flipped up the long range site on his rifle, he will always make his next shot. Bullets removed from shooting victims and displayed to the camera will not be misshapen in any way from the impact - and will sometimes still have the casing attached. Shots fired at the rear of a vehicle will cause the gas tank to explode. Shots fired at windshields never deflect; they always penetrate and hit the bad guy in the forehead. If the good guy is driving, he'll simply have to duck a little to avoid them. Shots fired at guys hiding around corners never whiz past; they always strike the edge of the building near the character's face. Shots fired in Westerns that do not hit a character always ricochet loudly. If there is a trough of water present in a Western Gunfight scene, at least one shot will splash spectacularly in the water. Western characters are never shot in the legs while hiding behind wagons. No gun will ever jam or misfire after a quick-draw. In a duel or in a gunfight between two characters standing in a street, at least one charcter is always hit on the first exchange of gunfire. No debris will ever fall from a ceiling after a gun is Fired upward into it. Shurrikens and thrown knives never miss, unless they pin a character's clothing to a wall or tree. Horses are never wounded in horseback gunfights. Assassins will always wait 'till the very last moment to assemble their complex sniper weapon (often a pistol the size of a rifle). Even weapons experts will freeze when confronted with a weapon which is not in firing condition-ie an un-cocked single actionrevolver or a submachine gun with its breech closed (also un-cocked). The personholding the gun must make several moves to fire the gun, and the adversary could just reach out and take the weapon, but the dropee just freezes even though often it is obvious that the cylinder is devoid of any ammo. Movie gunmen never lock and load their weapons when anticipating a life-or-death confrontation. Oh they have their weapons drawn, but not charged with a round in the chamber. They usually (always when carrying a pump-action shotgun) wait until they confront their quarry to slam a round into the chamber with a dramatic ca-chunking noise. Bullets, even though they are only pieces of lead-sometimes encased in copper, always make little explosions when they strike any kind of inanimate object. Photos of loved ones, religous medals, and bibles can stop bullets better than a bullet proof vest. All sub machine guns sound alike and have the same rate of fire NEW requirement: all automatic pistols must be held sideways in order to be fired. If you are a cowboy, aiming your rifle while using your horse as a support will always assure a first round hit. All automatic weapons must be cocked in order to be fired, but bolt action weapons can fire two or three times without being cocked! You can never un-jam a weapon by just pulling back the bolt and rechambering another round, 'though that will work 99 times out of 100 in real life.
Is she the one from "my first sex teacher"?
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You have graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled." The interviewer continued, "Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry. We can't hire you." "But wait," the applicant said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" replied the interviewer. So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good. But this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!" "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" replied the man. "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" sked the interviewer. "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him, "Howard. Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality. "Howard. You're a veterinarian."
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France." The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!" The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to. "Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis." A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
A. Snowballs.
Someone's playing here and if I get him I'll f*uck him. Anyways, it's a disappointment that you can't find the answer.
Who's TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees?
Who's Dalk?
No... No, you need to look right next to this.
There's no mistake in the method.
Yes its integer is lnx + c. The answer is in what you said. And you didn't need to edit your post. In the first post it's clarified that x>0.
I don't know, there are many people here of different ages. Thanks but I've explained many times that it's my sister's stupid theme, I'm using her laptop. Though I like it too It's sh*t. Hint: You need to focus on the integrals' properties.
We have the integer #1, with x>0. And according to the integration by parts method, we have #3. So i=1+i (#4). But that means 1=0. Where's the mistake? Anyone who finds it will earn full respect from me.
What's the difference between normal and competitive cheerleading?
:P It's normal to have errors in the user portal. It doesn't work very well. Just try again, there's no solution from us unless someone fixes it.
Actually cheerleading is not a sport :/
Cool, that can save me time from turning it off manually.
I don't know if it's edited or not, but I know that it is possible for people to have this kind of body, they take special drugs.
...OK. Do you agree?
