Screw it. Im playing Killer 7.
Have not played that in a while. Okay then, God of War it is. Thread over.
Beat it a while ago Replayed that few month ago no
Anything that's not ****.
Give me a game to play /khv/ /v/'s not helping today.
Canadia.dddd
I sucked sooooooooooooooo hard at Blitzball Bring back Tetra master.
You slam the door, managing to drown away the last words of your worrisome mother. Sitting down, you mouse away the screensaver. Your browser window greets you, the tabs already opened in your regular boards. You hit F5. An ongoing discussion on the moralities of incest, the last remnants of the night shift. You hit F5. Nyan nyan ni hao nyan. When is this **** going to stop. You hit F5. I am the sexiest sits in your screen. You quickly reply 'daily dose'. You hit F5. UBW installer thread. "****ing message". You hit F5. Naruto troll. Looking at the time, it's already afternoon. You hit F5, while chewing some Cheetos. Ronery thread. Surprised, you look at the system tray clock. Ten o'clock PM. It's been another long day of refreshing and posting. Hitting the 'reply' link, you think in what you should do. You're certainly lonely... Sage this **** so ronery
"Hungry..." you mutter. Lazily getting up, you step hesitantly. Your body is not used to waking up at this hour. Scratching your pillow head, you take a whiff, trying to guess what's for breakfast. Syrup, coffee, bread, and is that... !! Your eyes finally open. You start running towards the dining room, your mouth already watering in expectation. "Good morning. Seems you finally decided to join us." Your mom. With a hard look. Who the hell cares? "I smell pancakes. There better be some ****ing pancakes." You state, dropping into a nearby chair. "You're lucky young master; this is the last batch," Says a melodic voice behind you. A plate with a small stack of steaming pancakes is settled down in your place. "Hey! Those were mine!" your little sister yells. You still can't understand what the rest of anon sees in the little sister type. "You snooze you lose," You say, stabbing your fork into the stack. It's been a while since you had such a nice breakfast. Maybe waking up early has some benefits after all. Yawning, you rise up from the table, heading back to your computer. "Back into the room?" you feel your mom's stern voice behind you, freezing you in place. "You should take a break, go outside. Maybe find a girlfriend... Are you sure you're not gay? It's ok if you're." "Not this **** again mom" You yell back. Ignore her Go outside
Fate/Stay night? Another morning. Lying in your bed, you can hear the hum of the computer, which provides the perfect backdrop for a good night sleep. You open a single eyelid, and in a quick glance, you eye the alarm clock. It says eight o'clock in the morning. Makes no sense, you're not supposed to be awake... Like a flash, you remember a few seconds ago, stumbling like a zombie, to shut down the piercing electronic beeping that your mom set a few hours earlier than your usual time of high-noon. "Oh," You realize, rolling back to sleep. A distant call for your name wakes you once more. It's pointless to keep trying, better start the day already. Opening your eyes, you stare at the ceiling. "What would Tohno Shiki do...?" Try to get some more sleep Go get breakfast Rape the maids
BAH! I feed on the tears of butthurt people. I'd go ahead and do it. But that's me.
"H-hey..." you stammer. She seizes the moment, and quickly lifts your covers, revealing how your morning erection has pushed away your pants. With a hungry look, she launches herself directly to it, grabbing it with one of her small hands, "I never had seen one so close onii-chan... it's so big and hot..." You just lean back, enjoying the blowjob from your little sister. Your breathing starts to accelerate, as you start to run your hand in your sister's hair. "Oh no, not so fast. I have more planned" She says standing up, leaving you just in the verge of climax. Teasing, she slowly takes off her simple dress. You eye her budding chest, as she smiles slyly at you. Squatting, she puts herself right on top of your member. "It's ok onii-chan, it's ok onii-chan..." she whispers. You can feel it squeezing you off as it goes in deeper. She finally comes to a rest after a while. "I can't believe it went all in" she says with a smile, catching some breath, right before starting to jump up and down, riding you. It's too much to bear. Closing your eyes, you feel her squirming in climax on top of you as you finish the job with a shining white gleam of light (I was planning on making this alot more erotic but you know the whole content thing) Still recovering from the sudden attack, you look at your little sister. She still hasn't put her clothes on. She's looking at her cellphone, with a worrying smile. She's happy, far too happy. "What are you doing?" you ask her, afraid of the answer. "Just looking at a little photo that the feds would like to see, you pervert pedo you" she answers with a wide smile. At least you got to bang a pedolicious little sister. You don't feel any better. BAD END. Try again?
And why would you be so mad?
As you shut your eyes, trying to get back to sleep and ignore the whole alarm clock incident, you hear the incoming steps of your little sister. ****ing great, just what you needed. "Good morning, onii-chan!" she says, barging into your room. She's looking careless as usual. Your half asleep mind finishes processing the event. "What did you call me?" you ask her, finally waking up. "Onii-chan. Just like those girls in your computer" she tells you, approaching your bed. This is bad. But you're guessing she's probably just bluffing. "I have no idea what you're talking about" you answer, trying to not let your voice betray you. She slits her eyes, looking completely diabolical. Little sister complex be damned. "C:\Documents and Settings\Anon\Hidden\Doujins\immouto-loli\" she recites in a single breath, while jumping onto your feet. You're frozen in your bed. Your eyes are stuck looking at her, as she crawls towards you. "It's ok, onii-chan. I've been reading those, and I really want to try it. And I'm sure you are looking at your little sister as she grows up to be a young lady. Why, look" she gestures towards the rising bulge in the bed covers. She starts to rub the top of it with her small hand. "I just want you to be happy onii-chan..." she says in a soft, seductive voice. This is bad, really bad. It's true you've noticed lately how she has started to grow from her childish Delicious Flat Chest into something even better. This is bad, and you won't be able to keep rational too long. Shove her off Wait and see what she does Majority wins
Can't take him seriously? THE GUY BLOWS UP HALF OF THE MOON! ALL UNDER THE NAME OF DR. EGGMAN! Plus robotnik sounds to much like robo****
In the end. I AM THE EGGMAN sounds cooler then I AM THE ROBOTNIK
Sonic is a loser. PS: Don't bother starting a ROBOTNIK! NOT EGGMAN! shitstorm.
Another morning. Lying in your bed, you can hear the hum of the computer, which provides the perfect backdrop for a good night sleep. You open a single eyelid, and in a quick glance, you eye the alarm clock. It says eight o'clock in the morning. Makes no sense, you're not supposed to be awake... Like a flash, you remember a few seconds ago, stumbling like a zombie, to shut down the piercing electronic beeping that your mom set a few hours earlier than your usual time of high-noon. "Oh," You realize, rolling back to sleep. A distant call for your name wakes you once more. It's pointless to keep trying, better start the day already. Opening your eyes, you stare at the ceiling. "What shall /khv/ do?" Try to get some more sleep Go get breakfast Rape the maids majority wins
Smiling to yourself, you start to stretch, preparing to genuflect. "G-genuflect!?" you hear a voice. Looking towards the source, you see the girl with the laptop, looking a bit surprised. "Yup, genuflect. You're a 4channer, right?" you manage to answer back. Seems like genuflect finally served for unlocking a good end. The surprised look in her face is replaced by rage. Nerd rage. She snaps shut the laptop. "You meme spewing new******! You're the ****ing cancer!" She snarls at your frozen body. She starts walking towards you in strong strides. "Guess what? You'll never see me again," she says in an unnervingly calm voice. Leaning towards your face, you can feel a lone sweat drop running down your cheek. "and you just lost the game." she adds in a whisper. Leaving in a flutter of hair, you see her walk off. A weak flowery scent is in the air. Regaining use of your body, you think how you will tell anon about your little adventure. You don't feel any better. BAD END. Would you like to try again?
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