Hold still... "Vigoratus is puella vulnus!" *All external wounds are healed* See! All better! :D
*tickle glomps* Hiya!
Well, you looked thirsty, so I whipped out my hose. *folds hose over to begin charging pressure* Are you still thirsty? :huh:
Ooh! Thirsty? *brings out still running fire hose* Forgot to turn it off last night. :sweat: Your water's free, right? So, no bill? *begins to aim at Amber*
Kyaa! Cute! *sneaks in and tickle glomps Amber awake* :D
*Summons Mind Crush Bazooka back to hands* *Whips out Tickle Beam and blasts sillypuddy* No stealie mah "Boom Boom". Grah!:yelling:
Zack hesitated at the wrestling reject's "request." True, it was a single shot pistol, but a gun was still a gun. Finally, he reluctantly placed the gun on the bench. "Fine, but it's your responsibility if he happens to use it," he growled, glaring at Harvey.
This castle's not going to fall unless I say so! I bombproofed and made this castle unedible with diamond-encrusted sugar coating! You will not live to see this castle die or Amber here will suffer the wrath of my tickling fingers! :silence: ...Wait that didn't sound right. Let me try that again... *ahem* Away with thee, conspirator! Or suffer the fury of my Mind Crush bazooka! (There, that's better.) :sly:
"Oh really." Zack pointed the pistol up in the air and squeezed the trigger. *BLAM* The shot echoed throughout the courtroom. "Then someone must be trying to set you up then. Wait..." He looked upward and saw that where there should've been a hole in the roof, there was no damage whatsoever. Curiously, he checked the gun itself. His eyes widened in astonishment. "The gun's loaded with blanks!" He shook his head. "Either way, you're not getting this back until the end of the trial." He carefully put it back in a spare holster.
Zack raised an eyebrow and crinkled his nose. "Riiiiight. Of course you don't have a gun because I confiscated it from you beforehand. Might be only a one-shot, but it's still lethal. Just like Mr. Eyepatch up there..." He jerked his head toward Xigbar. "...no guns in the courtroom. Swords, knives and magic powers are okay, but NO guns." The smell of liquor wafting from Jack's clothes almost made him puke. "And I know you like playing around with jars of dirt," he coughed, "but could you wash that outfit once in awhile?"
Do Fonzie's barrel roll? Or something like that. And no, I won't.
Um...everyone realizes that he's ONLY talking about the Spam Zone right? The rest of the forum is still safe.
You could watch the rest of those episodes online. You know what I'm talking about...
OOC: Well, a quick recap: Marluxia just got turned into a card and got sent to the Fan Fiction realm being forced to participate in some yaoi fanfic. Luxord's up. The prosecution has called up a drunken Jack Sparrow as a witness to the stand. He just did testimony. Meanwhile Mewtwo and Edgeworth are butting egos. Roxas is still passed out from Jack's rum. Sparrow tried to rip Naminé's dress off, but only managed to turn it into a mini. Amber's OC Denise (I'm assuming the court stenographer) has arrived and is sitting besides Demyx who's talking to Axel. Xelax (along with a few other characters) laugh at the prosecution's decision to bring up a drunk witness to the stand. Janexna have been pretty silent. And the judge facedesked himself for Sparrow's drunkenness. So, Luxord can pretty much start interacting with anybody. Just don't interrupt the trial itself or the judge might hold Luxord in contempt. :xp:
OOC: Same here. :rofl: BIC: Naminé cringed in disgust. "You keep telling yourself that," she replied. Then muttering to herself, "And your movies were a waste of time. I mean, it went full circle and was meaningless in the end." She was still a little ticked that Mewtwo had went and interrupted her. She was certain she was getting through to him, but the Pokémon's interference brought Edgeworth's guard back up, basically negating her efforts to the point of futilism. She sighed. Maybe by some miracle Sora would get off, but for once, her and Kairi's heart wasn't exactly bursting with confidence. Kairi sympathized with Naminé, but something else bothered her. Why hadn't the bailiff taken away the Captain's rum before he was called? Then she remembered the recess. There was no way in knowing they were going to call Jack first. Taking it at the time would've been meaningless. However, it would've prevented Roxas from his drunken stupor. Zack almost knew what was going on through some people's heads. Why bring up a drunk witness? True, the bailiff had a special cocktail that would force the drunk to be instantly sober without the hangover, but it was more entertaining to see how this played out. However, he did manage to confiscate this wuss' pistol. Didn't want it accidentally being fired into the crowd after all. Zack wondered if he should use his antidote on the paintbrush-haired kid that was unconscious. It might work...
I'll take that deal. But you might want to take a closer look at that magazine, though. It's one of those yuri/yaoi fanmade compilations. :p Unfortunately, as much fun as we're having, time's up. I've got finals tomorrow. So... *takes video clip and transfers to backup memory* I'll find you. I can wait, you know. :sly: *teleports to guest chambers*
Well, since we know you're a thrasher... *holds up bondage equipment* Do you mind being tied up? :sly: Dude, you're evil. What? I'm using padded cuffs. *facepalms* That's not the point... And besides...she ran. What?! *begins chanting spell* *notices Xuan trying to find high tech equipment* *activates DNA seeker laser satellite in case of piracy*
*huge evil grin* Well, Amber still owes me an hour left of payment for rebuilding and reinforcing the castle. Unless Amber has any objections? :sly:
Only if you let me tickle glomp you. :D If not, this baby's being uploaded on YouTube, Veoh, Mediafire, FileFront and that one naughty site that escapes my attention at the moment... :sly:
You might want to make sure everyone knows about this first. I just created a thread in the Spam Zone just in case as there's not that many people viewing this section at this time of day/night.
