Exactly 5.3258736503 of you know when to make Crazy Horse drink sake out of my mouth with a bendy straw
THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET! Oh, dude, I'll miss these ^^. I also got a new idea for a sig because of this. Thanks, man.
Oh, well since you're not comin' back: Have a nice life, man.
I eat ice. I chew it on the side of my mouth and kinda grind my teeth. It feels like chewing rubber.
All of my shirts have a funny comment on them. My favorite is the one that say ''BEER: Now cheaper than gas! Drink, Don't Drive'' I love those shirts <3
Well, then, you have yourself a fiiine nap >:3
Tell crono's Mom I love her!!!!! *farts then explodes*
One time, I involuntarily fell asleep on the bus and was half an hour late for school. It's a good thing that the bus terminal is so close to my school.
I ate your phone. *stomach shakes* Why did you set on vibrate?! Why would you do that?! *goes into fetal position* OMG! This is the worst pain EVER!
Oh snap, were you the guy that got whipped on the head wih the cinderblock?
Heheheh. I remeber the first person I killed. Long story short, I threw him into a body of water with a cinderblock on his leg. I screwed up big time, because it turned out that I threw him into the public pool.....I didn't think that through that day. I was considerably drunk and I hit someone with my bike on the way to see crono's mom. Tragic, tragic day V_V
*shields eyes*
*looks at Teletubbies then turns around while the background goes dark and the spotlight hits me* Laies and gentlemen, what I'm about to do is what the law calls ''genocide'' and is not intended for young audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. *picks up shotgun*
Am I the only one who noticed that this date was a month ago?
Talk about quality over quantity.
11?! In a single day?!
Well, that's what his mother told me. Bahzing! Lmao Ooooh, but seriously, that's what his mom told me.
O_O Oh, sorry, my bad. I tripped on the plug. Heh heh heh *plugs back in* And that's not THE white light, that's the new bug zapper we installed a few days ago. Patients were complaining about mosquitos, so we bought dozens of white-bulbed bug-zappers.
Seriously. It's not the first time kitty went nuts. It's just...a little more often than usual.
*Closes mouth shut and looks the other way*
