*snarfs oreos* Want one? *hands oreos to Rufus*
I ma eating oreos. Which make me hyper. >_>
Ermm No. I wake up with one sock on somtimes
Born for this in your pants Changed Let the Flames begin in your pants XDDDDDDDD
THATS WHAT I GET! Omg the whip cream is gross. But I get I anyways.
Starbucks: Vanilla BEan or this fozen Chocolate Chocolet chip thing
I FIX IT! Woot Woot
Its not? Oh.... *fixes*
We want our soda baaaaaaack The little boy looks like my little cousin.
Apocalyptic predictions This section does not cite its references or sources. Please help improve this article by introducing appropriate citations. (help, get involved!) Any material not supported by sources may be challenged and removed at any time. This article has been tagged since March 2007. 2012 is sometimes claimed to be a great year of spiritual transformation (or apocalypse). Many esoteric sources interpret the completion of the twelfth B'ak'tun cycle in the Long Count of the Maya calendar (which occurs on December 21 by the most widely held correlation) to mean there will be a major change in world order. Accordingly, several eclectic authors claim that a major, world-changing event will take place in 2012: The 1995 book The Mayan Prophecies linked the Maya calendar with long-period sunspot cycles. The book 2012: Mayan Year of Destiny claims the Maya may have been instructed in their wisdom by discarnate entities from Orion and the Pleiades. Contact was maintained through shamanic rituals conducted in accordance with the movements of planets and stars. The 1997 book The Bible Code claims that, according to certain algorithms of the Bible code, a meteor, asteroid or comet will collide with the Earth. The book The Nostradamus Code speaks of a series of natural disasters caused by a comet (possibly as above) which will allow the third Antichrist to disperse his troops around the globe under the guise of aid in preparation for a possible nuclear war, although in the strictest sense it is unspecific as to nuclear war or some other natural or man caused destruction. The book The Orion Prophecy claims that the Earth's magnetic field will reverse. The 2005 book Beyond 2012: Catastrophe or Ecstasy by Geoff Stray reviews several theories, prophecies and predictions concerning 2012 and finds where authors have used faulty information or have bent the truth to fit their theories. The 2006 book 2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl by Daniel Pinchbeck discusses theories of a possible global awakening to psychic connection by the year 2012, creating a noosphere. The 2007 book Apocalypse 2012: A Scientific Investigation into Civilization's End by Lawrence Joseph does not make any specific new predictions, but it reviews a number of 2012 predictions made by various sources, and presents arguments for the possible existence of dangerous positive feedback loops involving solar storms, Earth's magnetic field, cosmic rays, hurricanes, global warming, earthquakes, and supervolcanoes which may be on the verge of erupting. Other prophecies and apocalyptic writings and hypotheses for this year include: Terence McKenna's mathematical novelty theory suggests a point of singularity in which a great number of things could happen, including "hyperspatial breakthrough", planetesimal impact, alien contact, historical metamorphosis, metamorphosis of natural law, solar explosion, quasar ignition at the galactic core, or nothing. [11] The Prophecy of the Popes, attributed to Saint Malachy, speculated that Pope Benedict XVI would reign during the beginning of the tribulation of which Jesus spoke, and sometime later a future pope described in the prophecy as "Peter the Roman", the last in this prophetic list, would appear, bringing as a result the destruction of the city of Rome and the Last Judgment. Many new age spiritualists and philosophers ("new-agers") believe humankind will enter an age of enlightenment in 2012. There are a range of varying, generally positive, beliefs shared by a subset of spiritualists from the mundane to exceptional — including a positive social shift and age of peace, mankind becoming psychic and connected by a collective, and/or an evolution of the human race into non-corporeal beings made of "spiritual" energy, or light energy, i.e. 'ascension'. Some alien-enthusiasts (e.g. Riley Martin), along with some new-agers, believe 2012 to correspond approximately with the return of alien "watchers" or "caretakers" who might have helped the first human civilizations with developing their technology and may have been waiting for us to reach a higher level of technological and/or social advancement. Beliefs range from the extra-terrestrials having benevolent purposes — such as to help human society evolve — to malevolent purposes — such as enslavement of mankind and/or manipulation.[citation needed] The NepaleseasceticRam Bahadur Bomjon, the so-called "Buddha boy", reportedly told his followers that he would return around 2012. Some proponents of a peak oil catastrophe place major events in 2012. Richard C. Duncan's book The Peak of World Oil Production and the Road To The Olduvai Gorge claims that the Olduvai cliff will begin and permanent blackouts will occur worldwide. Several studies predict a peak in oil production in or around 2012. [12][13][14] There is a Hindu following indicating the appearance of an Avatar (God in human form) with God-like powers who will herald a new age.. An interesting website to this effect appears at: End of the World 2012. [edit] Astrological predictions This article does not cite any references or sources. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. (help, get involved!) Any material not supported by sources may be challenged and removed at any time. This article has been tagged since February 2007. Several authors have predicted a special astrological/astronomical alignment between the Galactic center in the constellation of Sagittarius, the Winter Solstice point, and the open cluster of the Pleiades. Factually, the coincidence of the Winter Solstice point (due to the precession of the Equinoxes) and the galactic center is basically true. However, the opposition of the Pleiades is not true. The Pleiades are located in the constellation of Taurus, and lie at an angle of about 150 degrees to the Galactic Center. The Pleiades would have to be located in the constellation of Gemini to be close to being in opposition, or a 180 degree angle. Further, the proper motion of the stars in the Pleiades Cluster is such that they move across the sky relative to Earth. This takes place quite slowly as seen on the human time scale. Three million years ago the Pleiades were seen near the constellation of Cassiopeia. Three million years in the future, they will appear near the feet of Orion. This is easily validated using freeware programs such as Move A Star[15], which allows one to see the proper motion of stars over an extended period of time. The Pleiades have never been, and never will be, in 'opposition' to the galactic center as seen from Earth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012 Yeah..But when the world wants to blow up it will.
Domo arigato! O genki desu ka? 0.o Kaji .................^_^
(Thats the right) *gets lost* Tasukete!
I thought I got rid of this game in therapy. DAMN YOU DARKY! Highest 7mil Lowest 10 XDD
I know. But i liek it morez. Just think of my giving away MY duct tape. *DIES*
Hallelujah - Paramore :3
Heck yes. Parawhores we are. >_> (word)
Born For this - Paramore
Paramore FTW! Rap is crap. No offense. EDIT: Whoa the was like Twin-zee telepathic messaging right thar
I know THAT. Just go. I'll buy you a roll of duct tape if you do.
