Whatever She does have a point. Still you don't let her know she won this one. You slam the door, emerging back after a while. You managed to find a clean enough shirt, and some jeans. "I'm leaving, see you later," You say from the door still, half expecting someone to tell you 'Iterashai!'. You shook your head. Maybe you've been playing too many eroges lately. After walking a few blocks, you stop. Where are you supposed to go? Anon always said to go outside and stop being ronery, but somehow there seems to be a midstep missing. It's just like those gnomes from South Pa... Oh, crafty anonymous. You've been screwed once again. Shrugging it off, you finally decide to head to the local park. It's filled with people your age, or at least you think so. You can see the park now. So far, this hasn't been so bad. You're walking underneath the trees, whistling the gnomes' song. And you see her. A girl with a laptop. There was free internet here, and you forgot to bring your own. ****. You finish processing the data. A girl; with a laptop. Smelling your chance, you walk around, trying to eye the screen. The familiar Burichan theme greets you. "You've got to be ****ing kidding," you mutter to yourself. And she isn't that bad looking either. You know how bad this can turn out. Yelling 'No girls on the internet!' and running off is not an option. You think about your next move. Do nothing Talk to her suppressing powerlevel Genuflect This time I'll make it majority wins.
I don't get it?
induringshitstorm
Seeing as how it's taking a bit long, I'll go with the person who the closest to 5 first. Which was Cin. "No. This is not me" you manage to say, pulling up your pants. You leave the sobbing maid in her bed, not knowing what to say. Going back into your room, you think in what you just did. Were you always like this? A mindless **** machine? As you reflect on this, you hear knocking. It's her, with another uniform. "Breakfast is on the dining room" she says, averting her gaze from you. "T-thanks." You manage to answer. In the table, some tea and a single toast await you. You eat the whole thing quickly, not wanting your thoughts to linger too much on how things between your maid and you would work out now. It was certainly going to be awkward around, and you ruined one of the single pleasures you had. Good breakfast every morning done by the loving hands of a young girl who calls you 'master'. You were a privileged anon, and you ruined it. "Back into the room?" you feel your mom's stern voice behind you, freezing you in place. "You should take a break, go outside. Maybe find a girlfriend... Are you sure you're not gay? It's ok if you're." "Not this **** again mom" You yell back. Ignore her Go outside Post ending in 0 decides.
Be back later guys. Keep attempting to make a choice so I can make the rest when I get back.
Choose one of the options.
Only one thing to do. In the early morning haze you think what would be the best way to sneak into the other wing of the old mansion, and find Hisui, or maybe Kohak... Wait. You don't have maids. It was a bad idea to replay Hisui's route last night... You keep staring at the ceiling, putting your thoughts in order. You don't have maidS, you have a maid. And you've wanted to do this ever since you managed to get her into that gothic loli apron on her birthday. With a satisfied grin, you jump off the bed, your senses wide awake now in titillating expectation. You sneak your way into the kitchen. She's standing by the sink, washing the breakfast dishes. You walk towards her back, startling her. "I'm sorry!" she says after a small yelp. "Your mother and sister already ate, so you'll have to wait. What do you want for breakfast, young master?" She's not looking directly at you, still brushing off syrup off a dish. "I want your body" You whisper into her ear, closing in the last few inches that separated you. You make sure she can feel your morning erection in her plump cheeks. "I-I'm sorry?" She stammers, closing the faucet. You only answer by forcibly taking her waist, guiding her towards the nearby staff bedrooms. Ripping off her uniform, you throw her to the small bed. You manage to get a good look at her body. She's trying to cover her ample breasts with her hands. The soapy water only manages to make them look more tempting, glistening in the morning sun. Her face is filled with fear, mixed with you can only guess its excitement. Maybe she has been waiting for this as well, or you could be imagining it, your mind filled with lust. "Master, please..." she says softly. Her eyes are filling with tears. J-Jam it in! No. I can't do it Post ending in 5 decides
You take a few steps forward, hesitatingly. You have never gotten this far before. "What do regular people talk of anyway?" You ask yourself, all knowledge on flirting coming alone from eroges and bad romantic series. At least you know what not to do. Too late to think a better plan, you're already in front of her. She looks upwards. "Can I help you?" she asks you, quickly alt-tabbing out the browser window. Probably some promotions she doesn't want you to see. Words come out of your mouth. They are grammatically correct, and adequate to the situation. You're not doing that bad. "I see," she says, closing down her laptop. "Listen, it would never work. We have nothing in common. Just look at me, I don't even know why you're talking to me" she looks away. You look at her. She really looks a bit like the fabled anon-tan, maybe more round in the hips, smaller chest, and a face obscured by thick rimmed glasses. Good enough for anonymous, probably not for a regular young woman. "You got it all wrong, I..." you try to salvage the situation. "It's a bet, right? It's always a bet... Just. Leave me alone" She says in an increasingly sharper voice, while packing the laptop. You see her run away. An equally emotionally stunted female anonymous. You try to rationalize it, you'd probably react the same way if some unknown girl made a move on you. You don't feel any better. BAD END. Would you like to try again?
From an H doujin. Can't say the name of course.
Mixed it up a little. Check first post.
She does have a point. Still you don't let her know she won this one. You slam the door, emerging back after a while. You managed to find a clean enough shirt, and some jeans. "I'm leaving, see you later," You say from the door still, half expecting someone to tell you 'Iterashai!'. You shook your head. Maybe you've been playing too many eroges lately. After walking a few blocks, you stop. Where are you supposed to go? Anon always said to go outside and stop being ronery, but somehow there seems to be a midstep missing. It's just like those gnomes from South Pa... Oh, crafty anonymous. You've been screwed once again. Shrugging it off, you finally decide to head to the local park. It's filled with people your age, or at least you think so. You can see the park now. So far, this hasn't been so bad. You're walking underneath the trees, whistling the gnomes' song. And you see her. A girl with a laptop. There was free internet here, and you forgot to bring your own. ****. You finish processing the data. A girl; with a laptop. Smelling your chance, you walk around, trying to eye the screen. The familiar Burichan theme greets you. "You've got to be ****ing kidding," you mutter to yourself. And she isn't that bad looking either. You know how bad this can turn out. Yelling 'No girls on the internet!' and running off is not an option. You think about your next move. Do nothing Talk to her suppressing powerlevel Genuflect Post ending in 9 decides.
Hungry..." you mutter. Lazily getting up, you step hesitantly. Your body is not used to waking up at this hour. Scratching your pillow head, you take a whiff, trying to guess what's for breakfast. Syrup, coffee, bread, and is that... !! Your eyes finally open. You start running towards the dining room, your mouth already watering in expectation. "Good morning. Seems you finally decided to join us." Your mom. With a hard look. Who the hell cares? "I smell pancakes. There better be some ****ing pancakes." You state, dropping into a nearby chair. "You're lucky young master; this is the last batch," Says a melodic voice behind you. A plate with a small stack of steaming pancakes is settled down in your place. "Hey! Those were mine!" your little sister yells. You still can't understand what the rest of anon sees in the little sister type. "You snooze you lose," You say, stabbing your fork into the stack. It's been a while since you had such a nice breakfast. Maybe waking up early has some benefits after all. Yawning, you rise up from the table, heading back to your computer. "Back into the room?" you feel your mom's stern voice behind you, freezing you in place. "You should take a break, go outside. Maybe find a girlfriend... Are you sure you're not gay? It's ok if you're." "Not this **** again mom" You yell back. Ignore her Go outside Post ending in 3 decides.
Another morning. Lying in your bed, you can hear the hum of the computer, which provides the perfect backdrop for a good night sleep. You open a single eyelid, and in a quick glance, you eye the alarm clock. It says eight o'clock in the morning. Makes no sense, you're not supposed to be awake... Like a flash, you remember a few seconds ago, stumbling like a zombie, to shut down the piercing electronic beeping that your mom set a few hours earlier than your usual time of high-noon. "Oh," You realize, rolling back to sleep. A distant call for your name wakes you once more. It's pointless to keep trying, better start the day already. Opening your eyes, you stare at the ceiling. "What shall /khv/ do?" Try to get some more sleep Go get breakfast Rape the maids Post ending in 5 is the choice that is used.
~Cute, real cute :/
Congrats, you raped a slut
Your post ended in a 7. How do I know this?
Lucky you as well.
QUOTE=Atlas;2582112 Lucky you.
1- Rape the person above you who posted 2- Get raped and killed 3- Marry the person of your dreams (If you post a character, YOU MARRY THAT CHARACTER) 4- Rape the person below you 5- Marry the person of your dreams but then kills you for being unfaithful(If you post a character YOU MARRY THAT CHARACTER AND THEN GET KILLED FOR BEING UNFAITHFUL) 6- Suck off a staff member of your choice 7- Raped by the person of your dreams (If you choose to post a character, it will that characyer RAPES YOU!) 8- Rape the person of your dreams(If you post a character YOU rape that character) 9- You are a ****** 0- You die 00- All of the above. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE! To make things even more wacky. If you post a picture of any character be it real or fictional, the effect will happen to that character instead of you. ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH!? EDIT: It seems my fate is quite bad.
We all failed.
