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It seems you guys are back from your vacation.

Just launching a nostalgia bomb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JILRasbRcb4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_SXMowJxjc

If you think about The Game, you Lose The Game.
You just lost The Game.
When one claims that they have Won The Game, they actually think of The Game, in turn making them lose The Game.
Whenever you Win The Game, you automatically Lose The Game. (see above)
You cannot say, "I meant to Lose." No one EVER intends to Lose The Game.
Upon Losing The Game, one must announce to humanity that they have, in fact, Lost The Game.
If you are asked about The Game, you MUST explain The Rules of The Game.
There is no such thing as a winning streak in The Game.
Once informed of The Rules of The Game, you cannot stop playing The Game.
Destroying the Death Star will not make the game go away.
Wearing your hair in a style like your favorite manga hero will not make the game go away, no matter how ridiculous the hairstyle.
The only escape other than alzheimers or amnesia that has been hypothesized is death, however no conclusion has been found as no one has come back to tell the tale. Experimenting on whether or not dying causes one to completely Lose the Game is not advisable as death seems to be permanent. Another way to escape the Game is to have multiple personalities, and whenever one thinks of The Game, use one of the others.
The appropriate response to being told you've lost the game is "SON OF A *****! I'VE LOST THE GAME!"
Reading this article results in immediate Loss of The Game.
Thus whoever is the last person in the entire world to read this article, or has passed away without doing so is a winner of the game. This provides a significant catch to people who have never been paid for their suffering or were losers, when all humanity is gathered they can say they WON THE GAME, that everyone was playing. See everybody wins, even if you don't know it. Which is the purpose of the game and why it was created.
That person will have lost the ultimate game, life (refer to previous rule)


So Stop stating that someone has lost the game, because you yourself has also lost the game, and so have I.

We done? Cool, next meme.

Jesus christ

IT'S LIKE A FREAKING TORNADO OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!
THE WIND LITERALLY PICKED ME OFF THE GROUND FOR A BIT!ggg

And I see a game called "Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2" and I look on the back and I see freaking Domon Kasshu and so im like "**** YEAR! DYNASTY WARRIORS WITH BURNING FINGER!" so I rent the game, I take it back home, I kick my cousin off the Playstation 3, he refuses to get off, I let him play L4D on the PC, and I put it Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2, sounds like a preety normal putting a game in a ps3 process right?

The first character I pick is Domon Kasshu and in my mind im like "OH **** YES! THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!" then I hear his voice yell out.
"GUNDAM FIGHT READY!? GO!"
You know what I did
I barfed.
Why?
BECUASE THIS WAS NOT THE VOICE ACTING OF MARK GATHA THAT KNEW AND LOVED! THIS WAS SOME IMPOSTER WHO SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS AN OLD MAN! I HATED IT! THEN I FIND OUT THAT MARK GATHA IS NOW A DOCTOR IN NOVA SCOTIA! AND IM LIKE! "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

So now im going to search Nova scotia and find doctor Domon and tell him to kick the ass of his "soundalike", and possibly get a prostate exam. Nothing like a guy shouting BURNING FINGER! and shoving his hand up your ass.

In all seriousness though, the voice aint that bad, I was just expecting a nostalgia bomb.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF- TO SMALL!

Disregard this, I suck cocks.

Watching an episode of Zetsubou sensei I took a liking to the theme song so I decided "hey, why not put this as my ringtone for a while". So I did, and I left for downtown to get my passport renewed, I get on the train, get on the subway, and then im at Toronto, visit my sister at the courthouse, go through the American Embassy, get passport and head home, seems like I normal day right?

So there I am on the train and sitting next to me is this guy. Now this guy looks like he MUST be atleast in his 30's and he's wearing a business suit and has a suit case, this guy is freaking serious.
Suddenly my ring tone goes off in the loudest manner possible, I check to see who's calling when suddenly the guy beside me goes.

"ah, Zetsubou sensei"

I froze up.
I didn't even pick up my phone, I was far to shocked at what I had just heard.
The guy got off at the next stop, I could hear those words lingering in the air.

FUCK YEAR
FREAKING RAINBOW LAZER DRILL BREAKER!

I lost count how many times I came.