Reason #1: Your computer sucks.
Don't you know that the world glorifies stupidity?
It's too bad this isn't Upwords. Then you could make "vim."
This observation is spot on.
If he hurts you in any way and for any reason, I will hunt him down and fail to kick his ass.
And so I stand corrected.
Wow, you don't seem to like anything from before 2005. I liked Invader Zim when I was a kid and even though it's not as good as I remember, it still has good entertainment value thanks to nostalgia goggles and certain jokes that I didn't get when I was younger. It only got bad when in the last season, and even that had some quality episodes. As for its "distinct visual style" that kept it from sinking into oblivion, how do you explain Angry Beavers, Aaaaah! Real Monsters, and Rugrats? All of those had very generic visual styles and they're still popular among the people who knew Nick when it was still Nickelodeon.
To me it sounds like a pretty good dream. I don't have to pay child support on kids that aren't real, right?
I just looked it up and it seems to come from the Scottish slang word, "swagger," which describes how some Scots walk (that is, with a swaying motion). Can Kitty confirm?
OMG this artbook is so pretty.
The website is just a big communal hallucination.
I seriously can't wait until I'm elderly. It's going to be so fun to misuse slang left and right just to watch the volunteers who I'm pretending are my grandchildren cringe. "Wow! That swag is so yolo!"