Yes, because understanding how the universe works is the same as being drunk. All these people want is your money. When you inevitably fail at what they claim to be helping you with, you'll realize that it was all a scam. The Tooth Fairy isn't real either, by the way.
Why? Because you realized that below61 is right or because you really believe that astral projection isn't the total bullshit that it is?
I was actually trying go with the joke. I don't actually believe it either. Did you not notice the post that he quoted?
Hey, Pastafarianism is the only true religion!
Yes, but how would he know that it's not total bullshit without buying it and trying it out? As I said previously, below61 is not an idiot. It only follows that he doesn't fall for scams like this.
Why don't you just ask Santa Clause for it?[DOUBLEPOST=1364267104][/DOUBLEPOST] What kind of idiot would spend $60 to try to do something that they don't believe is possible? I have many things that I dislike about below61, but he is most definitely not an idiot. In fact, he's one of the few smart people that I know.
I have been to sites. KHV is a site. Facebook is a site. Youtube is a site. Wikipedia is a site. Ground Zero is a site. The Lincoln memorial is a site. The aurora borealis is a site to behold. Now that I'm done making fun of you, I'll tell you that I do know that people are lying because I've seen many stories from people who claim to have performed astral projection and have concluded that there are much more logical explanations. Examples include sleep paralysis, vivid dreaming, and lucid dreaming. Also, there's no such thing as Santa.
This is also a fact.
Newsflash: People can lie on the internet.
Well according to multiverse theory, there are infinitely many universes that may all be under totally different circumstances, so it's not unlikely that there's a universe that just happened to develop exactly like a work of fiction.
Even if that means you'll just be one of the lowly background characters who never really sees any action? What if you have no control over exactly where you end up, for example, on Zim's Earth and "land" in a part of the world that is largely unaffected by Zim and GIR's misadventures? Also, what research are you talking about? The last time I checked, astral projection was a form of magic and magic doesn't exist on our version of Earth.
I support this option. I commend you for properly using this word.
BRB, crying myself to sleep. Amaury, why the hell would you like this post? Do you get off on misery or something?
Yes, I did. It's just you complaining about how bored you are. If you're so bored, try harder to find something to do. That's what boredom is supposed to motivate you to do, after all.
We get it, you're bored. Stop complaining and do something about it, chickenwuss.
I saw it coming as soon as I did a mouseover of the the thread title and only saw "IMG" in brackets.
Meanwhile, I'm here dreaming of a white Easter.
12, actually. She's matured in ways you wouldn't imagine.
I can show you the wooooorld. Shining, shimmering, spleeeendiiiiid. Tell me Chief now when did you Last let your heart deciiiiide?
