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  1. Keychain System
    You border Ohio, right? I'm in.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Keychain System
    This Odamadillo is obviously a fake. We must continue the search.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
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    Tomorrow

    Yeah, but it's more the "You got this," connotation of "You're on your own," not the "Hahaha. Good luck," connotation.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Keychain System
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    Tomorrow

    You don't remember 's last words, do you?
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
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    Tomorrow

    No, don't believe in the me who believes in you or the you who believes in me. Believe in the Amaury who believes in Amaury.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Keychain System
    Oh, I see it now. I read one more X than there actually was.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Playground
  7. Keychain System
    This is the ninth of these threads since No Staff Online XXX?
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Playground
  8. Keychain System
    Pud'n
    [​IMG]
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Keychain System
    By telling you to watch Doctor Who so you'll get the joke.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
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    How I Flirt

    "Oh wow, she looked at me! I should probably look at her for a little longer to show that the interest is mutual."
    *Inadvertent eye contact*
    "Wow, she has pretty eyes. She's kinda pale, though."
    *Eye contact is getting uncomfortable.*
    "Should I look away? I feel like I should look away, but then she might think I'm not interested."
    *It is obvious that eye contact is now mutually awkward. She hasn't moved in over a minute.*
    "Alright, I have to look away. She probably thinks that I'm trying to assert my dominance or something."
    *Blink*
    "Oh, crap, she's crying. I hope I didn't scare her."
    *Turn to leave because we're clearly both too shy to actually talk to one another.*
    *Suddenly surrounded by people who look like they're from the 80s*
    *See newspaper on the ground*
    *Notice that the date on it is December 9th, 1984*
    "Goddamn it, not again!"
    Thread by: Keychain System, Mar 27, 2013, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    As Amaury would say:

    It's not.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
    Soft kitty,
    Warm kitty...
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    No, you are absolutely the only who has ever dialed a wrong number. There's something wrong with you that causes that to happen that isn't wrong with anybody else. It is absolutely impossible for somebody who isn't you to dial a wrong number.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Keychain System
    No, I'm pretty sure that I am correct. I mean, I was most certainly not being sarcastic or anything you numbskull.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    You are the only person in the world who has ever dialed a wrong number.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    And suddenly realize that they're characters in a story.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
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    Columbia

    If you post spoilers, I will hunt you down, kick your ass, and kill you Ender Wiggin style.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    And die silently in my sleep.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Keychain System
    Because it's fun to wind you up.
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Keychain System
    What a coincidence! I've already lost patience with you! Isn't rational thinking grand?
    Post by: Keychain System, Mar 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone