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  1. Keychain System
    No, he clearly had better things to do.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Keychain System
    Amaury is probably pregnant, Ienzo is the father.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
    Careful. If it's been 6 weeks, you might be pregnant.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Keychain System
    Of course not. It's a swan. Those things are strong.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
    Hey there little bird, you didn't stick your nose in my ear this morning, you've only done that to me every day at 7am for the last 13 years. You want to go out? You need a lift because the stairs are too hard? Sure thing little bird, I'll give you a lift, just like when you were 8 weeks old and couldn't climb the stairs by yourself.
    I would take you in the car, but you've always hated going for rides. You always got so sick in there, and I never liked cleaning it up, but don't worry little bird, I was never mad at you. You couldn't help being sick all the time.
    I'll let you walk on the grass I suppose, your poor old joints that use to pull sleds and me down the street are all work out and tired now. You gave the best sleigh rides baby bird, even though you were the runt.
    I know it's hard to walk, I'll carry you the rest of the way, even if it is hard. I know you'd have carried me if I needed you. If you need to fall asleep on my shoulder, that's okay. You need all the rest you can get, the rest makes all your pain go away and it's all I can ask.
    It might sting a little going in baby bird, I know the buzz of the razor scared you but it's okay, it didn't hurt. Nothing is going to hurt you anymore. Just one more kiss before you sleep little bird, you never could stop kissing everyone. Just one more kiss baby bird, I know this is easy for you, it doesn't hurt your old bones to give those wet sloppy kisses.
    I won't scratch your chest little bird, because you'll want to kick your back leg and I won't let you hurt before you go away. You can go now Juno bird, I'll be okay. I'll lie here with you, but it's time for you to sleep now. You've worked hard for 13 years June bird, it's time for me to work hard for you.
    One day I'll see you again little bird, just don't forget me okay? Goodnight little bird. It's okay now. It's all okay.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Isn't the fluet a string instrument, though?
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    The only thing that I've actually cried about recently was this post on Reddit.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Keychain System
    Yes, and I was standing up for the guy that you were standing for me to.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Keychain System
    Stop it. He has just as much of a right be rude as you do to be polite.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    I want a girl who's kind of mysterious and strong, yet you still can't help wanting to protect her.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    This thread isn't about turning the character into a card, though. It's about having the character be your spiritual adviser. That's a huge difference.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
    At least I'm not surrounded by morons in my flyover state. Wait, is Ohio a flyover state? I've always thought of it as one, but we get a reasonable amount of tourism.

    And besides that, where is Jersey? Isn't it in France?
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    Are you implying that being from Jersey is okay? It's even worse than New Jersey!
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Keychain System
    I hope you know that you're only making your situation worse than it already is.
    That makes it even worse.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    Oh, I understand that too. I'm not doing this out of the thought, "Libre did it, so I will too." I watched his stream, remembered that I have an account on Twitch.tv, and decided to have another go at streaming because I'm bored this weekend. I am stealing the PS1 theme from him, though.
    That rainbow text looks awful. Forgiveness denied.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    I'll follow your advice when you say it in English and not Street.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    That's it, your vote is changed back to Tomba 2.[DOUBLEPOST=1365355496][/DOUBLEPOST]
    Well, I don't expect people who dislike me to watch. That's just the way it is. I just figured it would be fun let my potential audience who probably won't watch anyway choose what I do. It makes things more interesting.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    Defaut Option
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Keychain System
    You were in direct control of all of those characters at once?
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Keychain System
    Tomba 2 it is.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 7, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone