So what was your point?
That's called Amaury.
Yeah, Youtube's subtitle generator can be really awful. In many cases, it can also be oddly appropriate even when it gets the actual dialogue completely wrong. Here are more examples. I usually burst out laughing as soon as "sex that steve guy yes" shows up.
Well, I actually took most of that from my grandpa's autobiography. We still don't really know what happened to his dad. You might think so, but after that...
Wow! All kinds of things are whooshing over you today!
A long time ago, your great grandfather lived in a place called Indonesia, where his father was a very important man. They were really rich and moved houses quite a bit because they had to travel to keep up with his job. One day, his father had to go to the police station for very official business. He was kind of like the president of Indonesia, you see, but he didn't have as much power. So, he went to the police, but he didn't come back. {Note: This is an actual caption that Youtube made based on what it thought the characters were saying.}
Whoosh.
It's this piece of paper that comes in the mail sometimes and tells Mommy and Daddy how much they have to pay so stuff like lights and TV will work. With enough coal, they don't have to pay for that month.
Nights is the Daedric Prince of Thievery and Dishonest Luck?
Coal is a magic rock that can make electricity! Getting coal means that mommy and daddy don't have the pay the electric bill this month! And don't worry about how you're the only one in the family who has dinner. Mommy and daddy get full by watching you eat.
How many good books do you have? Am I in one of them?
Nah, then Chie would love it and that would only lead to disasters. You should. I've only read the first book because I got it before it was popular enough to have sequels and I was too young to know that the internet could be used for more than just crappy yet addictive flash games. I think there's a graphic novel adaptation out now, though.
Vampirates needs a lot more love than it gets. It's like Twilight but with well developed characters, good writing, and pirates. In other words, it's like Twilight with everything that Twilight needs.
You are very close! The intended meaning is: "Bison (another word for the animal, buffalo) from Buffalo, New York, who are bullied by other bison in their community, also happen to bully other bison in their community. Of course, it's nearly impossible to get this without an almost perfect understanding of English syntax and the various meanings of the word "buffalo." I didn't get it at first either. Mock up:
Indeed you could. Or you could be really obscure and say that you're like the vampires from Vampirates, who generally don't suck blood at all! Instead, they absorb life force and stay below deck during the day. Well yeah, Sidorio prefers to suck blood, but it's not like it's because he isn't a villain. In fact, he is most definitely not a villain. Did I mention that he's not a villain?
The second "buffalo" is a plural form of the animal. Oh, I also forgot to mention that the adjective form of "Buffalo," meaning "from the city of Buffalo," is also "Buffalo."
The original Dracula, but without the bloodsucking. According to the novel, he found sunlight to be a major annoyance rather than a life threatening state of his surroundings. I didn't say that it was a bad thing. I was merely observing your behavior.
That's the key. You see, Buffalo is a city in upstate New York. Furthermore, "buffalo" is a verb that means, "to bully." A buffalo is also an animal, which I'm sure you know. I'll leave you to puzzle it out with those clues.
To be fair, Amaury seems to like everything that I post. So you're more like Dracula?
Look at it very carefully. If you know the word "buffalo" like I do, you'll find that my post is actually a coherent sentence.
