Gee, thanks Obama.
Wait, seriously? I thought that was all part of the joke! I mean really, what's funnier than a comedy that takes itself seriously?
The Twilight saga is the best comedy series in the world.
I still think you should write about you writing your story.[DOUBLEPOST=1365997259][/DOUBLEPOST] All of the feels.
Some people are angered by stupidity. Source: I'm one of them.
Ooh! Write about a girl who has to write a story and can't think of anything for it. End it with the words, "Shit just got meta."
Byow bom bom byow.
Holy shit, it's Gsaxe.
A girl knits a sweater for her boyfriend's Christmas gift, gets mixed up in lots of hilarious but troubling events on the way to bring it to him, and manages to save the sweater every time until she gets to his house and a squirrel steals it. Pretty original idea, huh?
And a few of these.
Clearly, you just can't admit to yourself that you have a problem.
The first step to overcoming addiction is admitting that you have a problem.
Are you a ten year-old these days?
I would tell a joke about Jim Jones, but I can't remember the punch line.
Most 10 year-olds these days have pretty ****** parents.
That doesn't happen until the 40 year mark on Yom Kippur, and then only if that particular Yom Kippur falls on the same day as a full moon. In order to have your soul released from the forum, you must build a Golem out of equal parts clay and blood. Before completing the ritual using the Name of God to activate the creature, you must inscribe the KHV Favicon on its forehead. Finally, activate the golem and command it to prepare a ham and cheese sammich (NOT a sandwich) on matzoh, which it will deliver to Sabby. If Sabby chooses to eat the sammich before Yom Kippur is over, you will receive your soul in a package that appears to contain a Fleshlight on the 8th day of the next Ramadan. If you fail at any of these steps, you must wait until the first full moon Yom Kippur after your 80 year mark and perform these steps again.
I got better.
