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  1. Keychain System
  2. Keychain System
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    Help.

    Yeah, that seems to be the issue. I'd tell him, but I'm not good at performing dimensional resonance at will.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 25, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Help.

    Oh, that was your graphics card? I crossed dimensional wavelengths with him the other day. Don't worry, he's on his way!
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 25, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Keychain System
    To clarify, do you want to be more happy or just less angry? I ask because I have quite a few things that'll make you so sad that you'll forget all about how angry you are.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Help.

    UPDATE

    Now I'm the man again and I'm over her, but she's suddenly decided that she wants me. I would be fine with that if not for the fact that she's really into me, and that means she must be extremely self absorbed. I did try to redirect her attentions to a mutual friend of ours, but I recently discovered that I'm periodically him too, so that won't work out.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Which brings us right back to:
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Help.

    Yesterday I was a man in love with a woman. Today I am the woman, but I just like the man as a friend. Why can't women like me give nice guys like myself a chance?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013, 39 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    More than you can afford.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Why would any of us know this?
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    Not since this thread.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    It took a lot of work for me to enjoy it. It wasn't worth it.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
    No, you've just never heard of it.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    Sorry, but I can't do that. It's against Easter Egg law.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    And it's actually kind of funny because it's the kind of thing that I would expect you to get immediately.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    Well duh. It's kind of extremely obvious.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    You didn't see it?
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 23, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    Only if it's the 70s version.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Seriously, I loved this book and now I've found out that it's going to be a movie, I'm even more excited.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 23, 2013, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I think braces are cute in a kind of dorky way. Not, "I'd date you," cute, though; more like, "You could be my little sister," cute.
    Post by: Keychain System, Apr 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone