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  1. Keychain System
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    I second this statement. Amaury, please keep your gross foot stories to yourself.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Keychain System
    My life is terrible, but in kind of a good way, and it's getting better. To summarize:

    Got sperm donor zoned by two girls that I've had crushes on, one of whom I've known for what's going on six years. One is bi and the other is gay, so I have a pretty good chance of passing on my genetic material in the coming years.

    I've been working on a kind of secret project involving gloves, mp3 players, and lots of soldering. An acquaintance of mine has agreed to provide funding toward building my prototype. Look for it on Kickstarter in the coming months!

    I'm at the top of my class in the English class that I took this semester. Also, I should be working on my final paper that's due tomorrow, but this is more fun.

    I've begun to solidify the game idea that's been bouncing around in my head for the past year or so. Once I learn enough programming to get my main mechanic working and get a team together, I'll be starting on getting it to a point where it can be submitted to Steam Greenlight. If all goes well, you should be able to find Erashift on Steam Greenlight this time next year. Realistically, it'll probably be more like two or three years, but I like to think that I'm an optimist.

    According to the IRS, my federal tax return of $637 gets mailed out tomorrow. I finally get to upgrade to a PS3 and have enough left over for a kickass con fund for a con that I'm attending this August.

    There's your recap. Take it or leave it.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
    Here, have a fuck. I'm feeling generous.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Keychain System
    No, 2,950 is 98.3333...% of 3,000. 2,950 is half of 5900. Read a math textbook.

    NO! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT AMAURY IS SKYNET?
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
    You could probably check your math. 1500 is halfway to 3,000.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Keychain System
    Can I get on that list too?
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Keychain System
    And that is nonsense.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Keychain System
    That's ridiculous.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Keychain System
    Yes, but all of those are from Kingdom Hearts 2.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    But you're not a pony. If you were, your post would look more like this:

    Post by: Keychain System, May 2, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  12. Keychain System
    That's called "percussive maintenance," and it does indeed work.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    "Damn... Still not enough mana."

    Well, that was disappointing.
    Thread by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Keychain System
    That doesn't even make sense!

    "Band geek 4 lyfe" isn't even a verb, let alone a verb in the imperative voice! You should call that person out on it.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    I think you're overestimating 7 to 11 year olds.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
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    May 1

    Happy [​IMG]Day
    Post by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    That may be the worst episode title in that whole series.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    This is one of the things that made the 90s so great. It's too bad that it remains so unappreciated.

    Code:
    float Q_rsqrt( float number )
    {
            long i;
            float x2, y;
            const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
     
            x2 = number * 0.5F;
            y  = number;
            i  = * ( long * ) &y;                      // evil floating point bit level hacking
            i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );              // what the ****?
            y  = * ( float * ) &i;
            y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );  // 1st iteration
    //      y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );  // 2nd iteration, this can be removed
     
            return y;
    
    Thread by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Keychain System
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    May 1

    Can we please take a few moments to appreciate Maia, the Greek Goddess of motherly love? In addition to the fact that the religion that worshiped her has been dead for almost 2000 years, she's been having kind of a ****** week. She got this way every millennium or so even when she did have followers, so I feel it would be a nice gesture to at least wish her well. You don't even have to put her before any other gods that you worship. And besides all that, it is kind of her month right now.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Keychain System
    No, the PC version has them too. Press Escape during gameplay, then click on the button that says "Achievements." It was there the last time I played, anyway.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone