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  1. Keychain System
    "Hi, I'm Tom with Home Protection, how are you today?"

    "Actually, this is a bad time, can you give me your home number so I can call you later and discuss what you need to tell me?"

    "No problem."

    Seinfeld, you have failed me.
    Thread by: Keychain System, May 6, 2013, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Keychain System
    No. Maryland is good. A Marlboro would be fine, but it came from Vivians, which are the absolute worst kind of hellspawn imaginable.
    If you think that's bad, I have family in Sprothe 'Murica.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 6, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Keychain System
    One less than a Misty.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 6, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Keychain System
    Is there a way to reverse entropy?
    Post by: Keychain System, May 6, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Keychain System
    Jiku, that's your answer to everything.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Keychain System
    And tomorrow, the Revenge of the Sixth will come to fruition.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Keychain System
    I help myself to feel better about having to look at other people's mistakes.

    Is looking cool still important these days?

    Why would I want to make you want to like me? In my story, you're just a background character. The same goes for my role in your story.

    Maybe if people would just take corrections, learn from them like any rational person should, and move on, nothing would be ruined. I expect and appreciate when people correct my mistakes*, so I'm simply doing for others what I would like them to do for me. That's one of the most important rules of social conduct, right?

    *Is that clear? Something makes me think I could have worded it more clearly, but I can't think of a better way to put it at the moment.
    This is what I was looking for. Thank you. I retract my remark, which will remain where it is as proof of my foolishness.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    ...
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Keychain System
    I hope you have really good budgeting skills, then.

    There's a difference between those two chargers?
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Keychain System
    Okay, then let me ask a question that may allow me to provide some actual insight.

    Why does it have to Apple and not a piece of third-party hardware that will work just as well for a fraction of the cost?
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Keychain System
    I don't see how that couldn't be fixed with some concealer and foundation.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Keychain System
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    This . . .

    Yes! That works much better!
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Keychain System
    No, don't get it fixed. Then I'll look like more of a fool than I usually do.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Keychain System
    Well then, you should probably get used to using spell check and apostrophes when you mean "it is" and now "belonging to it." I'm also finding myself confused as to the meaning of "Georgraphy."
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Keychain System
    What does "learnt" mean and why are you learnting American Geography?
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Keychain System
    Until recently, I didn't know him as anything more than "The Portal Music Guy."


    Now I know him as Jonathan Coulton, the guy who writes really great songs that don't all have to do with Portal.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Keychain System
    I believe the technical term for that is "stupidity tax."
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Keychain System
    <------------This guy!

    Thread by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    This . . .

    Not unless he fixes the background and the links.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    This . . .

    This is exactly what I was trying to say earlier.
    Post by: Keychain System, May 5, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone