when I saw this monkey thing. And I said to myself. Stuff him slowly up your ass. Feel his tiny little bones crack as he tries to break free. Your tight ring squeezing him. The sting of his bones puncturing your walls. The feeble twitching as panic sets in. And then to slowly **** him out. His crumpled body snapped in disconcerting angles. Faintly wheezing as he tries desperately to blink the rancid **** from his tiny bloodstained eyes. His little squeaks croaking from his crushed neck. The reverb of thick blood filling his lungs, leaving him there gasping pathetically. A few of his digits twitching as he tried to scrape himself away from your pus-marked rectum. The stink of **** wafting up, almost curry-like in it's intensity. Then I had to wash the image out of my head with beer. Then I remembered I had no beer Then I wondered why i had no beer Then I remembered my New Years resolution. Then I cried. On another note, WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SHREDDER KEEP ON BEING REVIVED! HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY TURTLES AND A RAT! I WOULD STAY DEAD AFTER THAT! WHO WANTS TO GO AROUND KNOWING THEY GOT KILLED BY TURTLES AND A RAT! A FUCKING RODENT AND REPTILES! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SENTINENT THINKING! Spoiler also trap thread
Don't accept a challenge if you know you will fail.
If you're trying to complete nofaptober then I suggest you don't.
Either my PC is incredibly awesome or everyone else's just sucks but I have NEVER had a Vista related problem.
WAT!?gcccccc
They will chatter
I liked it better when it was called One Piece. Also Needless, because I will not let any anime thread go by without this ****awesome show.
As Carl Clover said "GOING IN STRONG" Yeah, I'm doing good.
I hate you /khv/ I hate you so fucking much.
Because ****** trolls make all the good trolls even more awesome then they already are. Also you forgot your question mark.
How many nofaptober patriots are out there?
Old video is o-
Yes it is like Ranma.
It hit me. What would happen if you were in female form and you were having sex with a male. And then you changed back into a male during penetration?
If you don't wash your ******* it WILL get ridiciously itchy.
Would The Flash be killed by how fast the rain is hitting his body?
Not mentally.
HEY! You know that roof over your head right now? Guess who pays for it.
No. Because that would mean you get all of them. So you can't do that.
