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Yeah, but what would they add to that remake? I mean, it's not like they had another whole game's worth of content that got cut from the original game or anything.

Final mission will be: "Sit and rest a while."

Because XV is still in development and they need to release one Final Fantasy every year if they're going to keep up groundbreaking series such and Floating Circle and SaLMoN.

No, I'm actually one of those flits who cares about how to spell names in every universe.

Wait, isn't Lightning not in XIII-2?

-_-

I played the demo a few days ago and rather enjoyed it, but one thing that I noticed was they oversimplified quite a few things. The Crystarium is basically the same, except it's kind of boring now. They also brought back random battles via the whole "time paradox" something or other, but it basically amounts to having monsters appear, and then you can either run away or get pulled into the battle. It's interesting, but kind of lame and very annoying because it can happen while characters are talking while you're on the way to your next destination. My number one complaint, though, is that the Equipment screen, which previously had a very pretty few seconds of footage with the selected character's face before freezing at the last frame, has been replaced with a generic background with a rotatable character model with its "idle with weapon" animation on loop. Boring.

The 'Mons aspect of the game makes the Paradigm system is a little bit more interesting, though. The spoils of each battle can randomly contain a summoning crystal for one of the monsters you fought, which is locked into a single Role that depends on what type of monster it is. You can have three monsters "equipped" at a time and depending on which paradigm you use, one of them can be in battle with you. I also kind of liked the little minigame where you have to resolve a paradox by collecting crystals.

That's just his regular spoon. His fucking spoon is way manlier.

I have a plethora of problems that I need solved! Let's begin!

I auto-pilot walked up a down-escalator, and I'm trapped in an unending cycle of walking in place. How would one go about escaping such an escalator?

I was at the baker's and suddenly Sherlock Holmes entered. The problem is that Holmes and I cannot coexist in the same baker, which made one of us disappear. How do I know which one of us disappeared?

I've been working as the core of a Matryoshka doll for 8.5 months, do you know how to get promoted to say second or third opened?

I just noticed that my lesbian counterpart in a parallel dimension seems to have a much better life than the one I'm living here- can I kill her and take her place?

I seem to have lived 176 lives over the course of 6000 years, but every time I die, I wake up and find out that my previous life was just a dream.

I put on my falsehood, but I ate some truth afterwards. Now I'm stuck in a dimension with non-boolean logic. Help?

I was being negative, and somebody suggested I find my roots. I did, and now I'm seeing things that aren't there. What do I do?

Please, Sexymama, help me fix my life!

Dude, wouldn't it be easier to only say when you like something?

Not if you were already dead from camping, you wouldn't.

What's to be confused about? Prompto is madly in love with Ashwin.

Nah, that only happens in movies. Besides, I told her not to die. If she disobeys me on that, I'll kill her.

The boy that I know you're taking because that's what kids do.

Damn kids.

Oh my god, they've already started the brainwashing.

Don't die, don't fall off a cliff, and don't get knocked up.

Not even moving back toward the map?

I remember the first of the last two bosses lagged my 3DS just from how awesome it was.

So were you actually saying that he'll need have fun fighting Ansem?